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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
04-23-2014, 05:44 PM
I beat my wife today like i have beaten her 40 years ago.
Psalm 91:16
With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
04-23-2014, 08:28 PM
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Ephesians 5: 25-30
25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
04-23-2014, 09:11 PM
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
04-23-2014, 11:16 PM
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1 person likes that page. 1 person. Assuming it's not you - the best possible case for you - that means there is only one other person in the world who agrees with you. You are radically outnumbered by people who believe that Lizard People control the world.
That pretty much makes you insane.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
10-12-2014, 04:59 PM
You're an jerk for hitting your wife. Jesus is unhappy with you.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
10-12-2014, 05:11 PM
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You're an jerk for hitting your wife. Jesus is unhappy with you.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
10-12-2014, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by HeadedtoHeaven
You're an jerk for hitting your wife. Jesus is unhappy with you.
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That doesn't make sense, dear. Jesus Himself taught us how He wants discipline to work. As Christ is the head of man, the husband is the head of the family. The Lord Almighty Himself gives us a perfect means by which we can earn His love, and that includes disciplining those who are rebellious (Deuteronomy 8:5; Proverbs 3:11 -12; Hebrews 12:6 -7). There is no love in letting rebellion stand.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
10-29-2014, 11:17 PM
I am aware that this is a fairly old post, but certainly not so old that it would now be justified!
A woman is not a man's property, and would NEVER deserve to be punished for questioning what her husband says!
I am happy for your wife, and I am sure that the only reason she took the children is so they will not have to be raised in an environment where they are beaten and taught false information.
People like you make me lose hope in humanity.
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10-30-2014, 03:39 AM
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People like you make me lose hope in humanity.
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Humanity won't save you from eternal damnation. Only Jesus can do that!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
10-30-2014, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Avery Johnson
A woman is not a man's property, and would NEVER deserve to be punished for questioning what her husband says!
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Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Genesis makes it perfectly clear that men are to rule over women, and as the wife was included among a list of possessions in Exodus, only a God mocking fool would deny that women are property. So who am I going to believe, an idiot who apparently has never read the Bible, or God? I'll give you three guesses.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
10-30-2014, 07:23 AM
"Proverbs 26:3
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back."
Sometimes my wife is a fool and she will admit it herself. She understands that there will be consequences.
I mean how difficult is it to follow a simple recipe?
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-02-2014, 05:07 AM
Beating one's wife is the glue that keeps a marriage from unraveling... but after many years of such discipline, it can become just another dull routine. The husband no longer feels the delicious wrath of God pounding through his veins when he righteously pummels her, and she no longer has that precious bewildered and questioning look in her eyes that says, "how have I offended thee, m'lord, and how may I remedy this transgression?".
Brothers, if you want to freshen up a marriage that has become stale, try hitting her again for the first time! Add a little spice to those mediocre, unsatisfying attitude adjustment sessions with a couple of these babies:
Just like a second honeymoon!
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-03-2014, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
I beat my wife today like i have beaten her 40 years ago.
Psalm 91:16
With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.
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Bravo you are gay coward
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-03-2014, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Salad Time
...you are gay...
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These people have a book that tells them that God considers homosexuals to be abominations worthy only of a quick, gruesome death.
You? What do you have? Why do you hate homosexuals?
And if you think you'll upset Mr. Templeton with your comment:
Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-03-2014, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Salad Time
Bravo you are gay coward
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Don't be stupid. Gay men are not strong enough to beat a woman.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-25-2014, 04:29 AM
I have not been on this site for a while, but it is because I have hit sort of a rough patch. My family has not been at all supportive of my decision to become a true, devout Christian man. My family is full of Buddhists...
My mother and I had a conversation about it, and I assured her that Hellfire awaited her if she did not change her way of life. My father sided with her, and claimed that I was being ignorant and that Hell didn't exist. I was appalled that he would even say such a thing, and then agree with a woman at that. My mother then opened her mouth to speak ill of the Lord and Christianity, but before she could finish her sentence, I had already struck her and she had a look of astonishment on her face. I told her that it was for her own good, and that Jesus wanted it this way: for her to be obedient to the men of the house and live the way Christ intended , and since my father could not be the man, I had to step in. I then smacked my father for not stepping up and putting my mother in her place, and not following Christ as we as white men should. We are not Chinks, so why were we so blinded by Buddhism in the first place? Since this incident, my family wants nothing to do with me. I am saddened by the fact that I can no longer see my loved ones, but I somehow know in my heart that everything that I did was necessary.
I tried to post a thread about this, but was unable to. I just wanted to know if I was in right, and what I should do next. I don't want my family to burn in Hell, and I feel that I can do more than what I did, but how? I felt that no one would give me better advice than the True Christians here on this forum. Thank you in advance for your help.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-25-2014, 06:35 AM
Matthew 10:37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
I think you're doing OK
And again, Mark 13:12-13 Now the brother shall betray the brother to death, and the father the son; and children shall rise up against their parents, and shall cause them to be put to death. 13 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
Deuteronomy 13:6-11 6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; 7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; 8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: 9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. 10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage. 11 And all Israel shall hear, and fear, and shall do no more any such wickedness as this is among you
As much as I am loathe to interpret God's Word, I feel that in your circumstances and those of your parents, where they are worshipping false idols, that this passage from Deuteronomy applies to you.
My poor young man, my heart goes out to you. Seek solace in the Lord. Let Him embrace you and accept Him fully into you.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-25-2014, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Salad Time
Bravo you are gay coward
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How can someone be a fag for beating his wife?
A real Godly man, should relish the chance to smack his wife at the back of their head everytime they get to say or think about something dumb.
Like imagine if for instance that your wife is thinking about becoming a street walking whore after watching some homo inspired sitcom on tv,( and don't say that she won't because she would.) What would you do then you prick? Would you let her live her homo inspired "dreams" and abandon you and the kids, just so she could have sex in the back of the alley by some spook? Or would you rather beat her till she get her self in the right track?
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-26-2014, 01:30 PM
It's called TALKING, talking can solve so many things.
I thought women should be our princesses, the ones we protect and love with all our hearts, the one that we trust more than ANYBODY and ANYTHING and are willing to protect her from any kinds of danger even if it means being phyiscally hurt. It's your wife, she should be your goddess, respect her just the way she respects you...please.
In poland a man that hits women gets consequence of being beat down to severe injuries, we all know it's a coward thing to hit something so innocent as women. Seriously, i am for self defense, hitting woman in self defense SHOULD HAPPEN, but hitting woman just because she talks? that's a bit off.
All i can ask you to is to at least be careful with you hurting your wife, because there may be someone who is gonna punish you really bad.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
11-26-2014, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by BecauseIPolack
It's called TALKING, talking can solve so many things...yap yapitty yap...
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Solve what there little fella?... Your so called TALKING had caused nothing but problems here.
Plus it seems to me that you've never actually had any experience dealing with any potty mouthed women in your life. So please don't try to lecture me with your liberal euro crap, kid, cause you truly don't have a damn clue.
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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