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What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:41 PM
I was watching Capitol Punishment, which turned out to be a wrestling show, when I saw some guy talking about Little Jimmies and how he was sure they were out to get him.
I didn't watch long after I saw it was only wrestling and there was no real real Capitol Punishment. Obama was even on the show. The quality of wrestling has sure gone to the left!
A Jimmy where I come from is a GMC truck. I would guess a small block engine, but I really don't think that's what he was afraid of.
So, what is a Little Jimmy?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I was watching Capitol Punishment, which turned out to be a wrestling show, when I saw some guy talking about Little Jimmies and how he was sure they were out to get him.
I didn't watch long after I saw it was only wrestling and there was no real real Capitol Punishment. Obama was even on the show. The quality of wrestling has sure gone to the left!
A Jimmy where I come from is a GMC truck. I would guess a small block engine, but I really don't think that's what he was afraid of.
So, what is a Little Jimmy?
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A niglet?
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:52 PM
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A niglet?
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I'm not sure he seemed to be talking to everybody. Maybe I can find something on Satan Tube.
There's Little Jimmy Dickens. Now he is a hoot!
Then there's little Jimmy the dwarf. God hates dwarfs, I'd be afraid too.
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Leviticus:
21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak u21nto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
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Maybe it dwarfs that haunt his soul.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:53 PM
Perhaps it is some kind of womanly gun?
Above: A woman demonstrates her Little Jimmy: "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR I'LL SHOOT, MISS BY AT LEAST TEN FEET, LET YOU GRAB MY PURSE, AND SODOMIZE ME WITH MY OWN LITTLE JIMMY!"
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-26-2011, 03:32 PM
I thought the sex-crazed negroes referred to little Jimmy's as condom's. I think they are like little apartments.
OR it could be that negroe fella from the 70's that always said "dynomite". I think he's in HELL now.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-26-2011, 04:22 PM
Do you mean Little Jimmie Dickens, the rock and roll Singer? He's a wild man! I recall getting the beating of my life from my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) for listening to this song once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-26-2011, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Do you mean Little Jimmie Dickens, the rock and roll Singer? He's a wild man! I recall getting the beating of my life from my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) for listening to this song once.
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The 1960's were a wild time. I thought he was talking to hippies when he said the bird of paradise should fly up their nose.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-16-2012, 10:40 PM
You baptists make me laugh! Capitol Punishment was a WWE pay-per-view event. The "little jimmies' you are referring to, is the superstar R-Truth expressing his anger at how little problems are causing him to lose his matchups. It has nothing to do with niglets, or dildos, or singers. Also, Obama was NOT there! It was an impersonation by Reggie Brown, who is famous for his impersonations of the President. Sometimes, you baptists seem just a LITTLE too far off your rockers.
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