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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
08-23-2013, 06:21 PM
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I only reject ignorance, intolerance, rasicm of anykind, hatred and pretty much everything what jesus would detest.
I believe people should respect and love one and another.
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How interesting. You've come to advocate ideas Jesus Himself never did. I'm curious, from where did you get these ideas? The Bible talks of obedience and faith, not tolerance (Proverbs 3:5). Further, Jesus says no such thing about "respect and love one and another." He does, however, talk about loving our Brothers. You might be interested in learning what that actually means: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
08-24-2013, 04:21 AM
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I see here people throwing the first rocks so eagerly, I hope you people remember, you are not in any way to judge other people, or you will be judged before them. blahblahblah....
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
09-10-2013, 03:26 PM
You smoked some yourself or you are just mormon.
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09-10-2013, 05:37 PM
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You smoked some yourself or you are just mormon.
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We are not mormons, we're Baptists. Can't you see? It's written right there on the top of the page. Landover BAPTIST Church.
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01-29-2014, 12:20 AM
All of you sexist, homophobic, and immoral puritans are going to hell. I smoke the herb that was created by God for medicinal purposes. It is ridiculous that you think that Marijuana can make someone homosexual and you believe your "scientific" study is evidence that it does? you people need to move out of the bible belt and start living in the 21st century.
If you delete this post it proves your ignorance and stupidity.
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01-29-2014, 12:32 AM
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All of you sexist, homophobic, and immoral puritans are going to hell.
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Yes, yes, we know that civil introduction is not your forte, otherwise you'd have made it in the proper section.
But your persecution only makes us stronger in our faith.
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I smoke the herb that was created by God for medicinal purposes.
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From where in the KJV do you imagine that?
No drug is permissible, satan uses any lack of vigilance.
1 Peter 5:8
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
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It is ridiculous that you think that Marijuana can make someone homosexual and you believe your "scientific" study is evidence that it does? you people need to move out of the bible belt and start living in the 21st century.
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We believe that sin leads to sin and sin leads to death.
James 1:15
Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death
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If you delete this post it proves your ignorance and stupidity.
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Did you think about this brilliant argument all by yourself?!?
Try checking these threads, we have GOD by our side, you have the inteligence of a lobotomized ostrich.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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03-24-2014, 04:55 AM
You guys are joking about marijuana having any correlation to homosexuality right? Like this whole thread is supposed to be comedic right? This is a 10 on the troll scale for sure you guys are hilarious!
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
03-24-2014, 05:02 AM
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You guys are joking about marijuana having any correlation to homosexuality right?
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No. Have you read the thread, or are you high right now?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
03-24-2014, 05:17 AM
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No. Have you read the thread, or are you high right now?
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Definitely high. Probably got Dark Side of the Moon on while The Wizard of Oz is playing with the sound off.
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03-24-2014, 08:15 AM
I watched the HLN and Nancy Grace posited that people who smoke marijuana shoot, stab and strangle each other! Did you know that Tarvon Martin smoked a blunt before trying to "polar bear" poor George Zimmerman? And George ended up being the scapegoat of the BGI. I know George is a papist but he is being treated like a pariah. AG Hohder thinks locking up people like Tarvon creates a "disparate impact". Any thoughts?
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
03-25-2014, 08:51 PM
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Definitely high. Probably got Dark Side of the Moon on while The Wizard of Oz is playing with the sound off.
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Or, OR, he's got Wizard of Oz on while playing Dark Side of the Moon with the sound off...
…with a couple of his "buddies" from the beach volleyball team...
…paying specific attention to the parts where Judy Garland sings...
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
03-28-2014, 08:17 AM
trust me. lots of trolls and dummies out there
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03-28-2014, 09:12 AM
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trust me. lots of trolls and dummies out there
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Indeed there are. And at this point in time, it seems that you may be one of them. To allay our fears, how about you make an Introduction in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 and tell us what church you attend, your favourite verse from the Bible, and how you came to find Jesus.
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03-30-2014, 09:32 PM
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Indeed there are. And at this point in time, it seems that you may be one of them. To allay our fears, how about you make an Introduction in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 and tell us what church you attend, your favourite verse from the Bible, and how you came to find Jesus.
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Oh my, Heather DEAR,
Have we wandered into the men's forum again? Whatever would Mark say? It is Mark this week, isn't it, darling? I just LOVE how you preach to both sides of the congregation. See you in the ladies prayer shack, sweetness.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
03-31-2014, 08:40 PM
*smokes blunt* "huh, I think I like dick now."
is that how it happens, oh-wise-ones? but this theory, of course, is loads more logical than the idea that maybe gay people were born that way. correct?
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
03-31-2014, 09:01 PM
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*smokes blunt* "huh, I think I like dick now."
is that how it happens, oh-wise-ones? but this theory, of course, is loads more logical than the idea that maybe gay people were born that way. correct?
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Hello there
Please make an introduction in the forum so cleverly named "introduction".
Where do you go to church?
How did you come to meet Jesus?
Etc.
Yours in Christ
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03-31-2014, 09:06 PM
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Hello there
Please make an introduction in the forum so cleverly named "introduction".
Where do you go to church?
How did you come to meet Jesus?
Etc.
Yours in Christ
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Oh, and I do apologize, to you gentlemen, for even posting here, but I just wanted to guide this newcomer!
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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04-01-2014, 08:22 PM
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Oh, and I do apologize, to you gentlemen, for even posting here, but I just wanted to guide this newcomer!
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I hope you posted with your eyes closed when you made your posts in the Men's Forum. That is what I do, after I say a prayer of course.
BLESSINGS!
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
04-02-2014, 08:45 AM
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I hope you posted with your eyes closed when you made your posts in the Men's Forum. That is what I do, after I say a prayer of course.
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Of course!! - I would never actually read anything in this forum. I just stumbled upon a new member, who had failed to give an introduction.
Even now my eyes are closed as I am posting!
And I will make sure to pray the good Lords forgiveness, as soon as I press "submit reply"
Yours in Christ
Eva
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay -
04-09-2014, 04:17 AM
Practicing medicine in a liberal city like Portland, I often have patients that identify as sodomites. Because of the laws of this state, I have to treat them, although I have my nurse thoroughly scour the room immediately after and I take the precautions of a complete body suit and gloves during the exam. (It offends them, but I praise GOD for that, since they are offensive to Him)
I can tell you that it is my experience almost 90% of homos admit use of cannabis - and many of them tell me of using it immediately prior to their godmocking sexual activity. My supportive wife, Jennifer, told me I should do a scientific study to find any correlation between their use of marijuana and their choice - yes, I said CHOICE - of a godless method of lovemaking.
Men, I beg you to discipline your sons without mercy if you ever find cannabis mixed in among their belongings. I urge parents to use storage units that are see-through, lessening the opportunity for children to hide things. Your daughters are not immune - for many a lesbian has darkened my office door, their plaid shirts and Birkenstocks declaring their hatred for Jesus, the odor of cannabis oozing from every manly pore. I dare not share stories of examinations of these women here, for it would cause nausea and vomiting. God's strength stays with me during those times or I would be unable to stand it.
Glory to Jesus, He is able to make the homo well again, but I anticipate most of the kindling for the Lake of Fire will be waving rainbow flags and wearing Prada.
Jesus is Lord,
Doc
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