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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-11-2010, 05:44 PM
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Somehow the picture got remvoed im afraid, her eit is again;
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Oh my sweet JESUS!
Son, you have got my undivided attention. I can see that you are in dire need of one-on-one spiritual counseling. Contact me day or night by clicking on the link in my signature.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-11-2010, 06:30 PM
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I will help you with a brief analysis.
It will also help you from being laughed at behind your back
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He is a funny looking thing isn't he. I mean whose belly button is up by the ribcage? and his head is bigger than his waist. I think if one of my boys started to develop like this, there'd be a trip to the doctor (or exorcist) as soon as possible. I don't think his future wife wants him to have larger breasts than her.
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-11-2010, 06:42 PM
I sent you email Paster Ezekiel, awaiting your answer! ALso Believer are my looks so horrible? I used to get alot of praises from both males and females, any advice on what to change ?
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-11-2010, 07:13 PM
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I sent you email Paster Ezekiel, awaiting your answer! ALso Believer are my looks so horrible? I used to get alot of praises from both males and females, any advice on what to change ?
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I'm not sure anything short of plastic surgery could help. Although you may want to test your water supply for estrogen.
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-11-2010, 07:18 PM
hmm that sounds expensive but if really neeeded.... what would you change with plastic surgery?
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 06:38 AM
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hmm that sounds expensive but if really neeeded.... what would you change with plastic surgery?
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Brest reduction would be on the list, but I think they can also fix your tatoo.
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 06:54 AM
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I get a lot of praises from males
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Darn it boys, we got a queer here. Call out the posse, we got the Lord's work to do!
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 05:16 PM
errr i dont feel atracted to makes really, do i really look like a fag?
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 05:25 PM
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errr i dont feel atracted to makes really, do i really look like a fag?
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Yes, and God is not amused!
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 05:26 PM
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...I get alot of praises from both males and females...
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Now don't get excited, friends. I have this same trouble. Just because Jesus has Blessed me with the same blond hair and blue eyes that He has, and just because He has Blessed me with a rock hard body and an Olympic sized swimming pool to keep it in top condition, it doesn't mean that I want to commit whoredoms with every Tom, Dick and harry who offers themselves to me.
I've even heard tell of websites out there on the internets where queers have set up shrines to worship my body and exchange degenerate messages with each other on what they'd like to do to me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 05:33 PM
Thank you for giving me a chance to redeem myself Pastor Ezekiel, I want to save my soul no matter how hard or the pain i need to endure.
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 05:33 PM
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Thank you for giving me a chance to redeem myself Pastor Ezekiel, I want to save my soul no matter how hard or the pain i need to endure.
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That's my boy!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-12-2010, 06:31 PM
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I sent you email Paster Ezekiel, awaiting your answer! ALso Believer are my looks so horrible? I used to get alot of praises from both males and females, any advice on what to change ?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enrique22
hmm that sounds expensive but if really neeeded.... what would you change with plastic surgery?
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Originally Posted by Enrique22
errr i dont feel atracted to makes really, do i really look like a fag?
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You're still obsessing over your looks. That's the main issue with you.
Proverbs 11:2 When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom.
Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
Proverbs 29:23 A man's pride shall bring him low: but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-13-2010, 02:06 AM
He looks like "Skeletor" from "He-Man".
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-13-2010, 03:08 AM
What a useless bag of flesh and bone. You're nothing more than a ladyboy with extra lumps.
Do something useful instead of looking in a mirror and crying about bad hair days. Join the army and fight for GOD and country against the infidel. They'll soon beat the homer out of you.
Secure your place in Heaven by becoming a killing machine for GOD. Do it NOW.
May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-13-2010, 05:36 PM
Hmm the army always sounded like a cool option, im not a very bright brain. Do you think it would redeem me completly? Guess i would need tog et my hair really short.
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Re: Can my soul be saved? -
04-13-2010, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Enrique22
Hmm the army always sounded like a cool option, im not a very bright brain.
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In that case you'll fit right in. Maybe they can make a man out of you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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