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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-16-2011, 04:02 PM
What a great Christmas present to Jesus that this man will be cooking like a ham in the fiery pits of Hell. I never read a single word this heathen sinner wrote and I am proud of it! Praise the Lord!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-17-2011, 03:02 AM
Please join me in Praying for the imminent death of THIS nigress to be slow and painful. She should suffer the way she made America suffer from her vile jungle rythms.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-18-2011, 01:53 PM
Is the devil about to call His Unholiness home? Prayer warriors, get busy!
From The Washington Compost:
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Pope heads into busy Christmas season tired, weak, raising questions about future
VATICAN'T CITY — Pope Maledict XVI seems worn out.
People who have spent time with him recently say they found him weaker than they’d ever seen him, seemingly too tired to engage with what they were saying. He no longer meets individually with visiting bishops. A few weeks ago he started using a moving platform to spare him the long walk down St. Peter’s Basilica.
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Here he was in happier times, showing us that whether or not the devil wears Prada, his vicar on earth does:
But guess what, Pope Ratsorizzo: When you land in hell, you can click the heels of your ruby slippers together and say, "There's no place like Rome," but it won't work.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-18-2011, 05:11 PM
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Well? WELL? Has she at least gone blind yet?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-19-2011, 03:15 AM
Kim Jong iL Dead at 70.
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Kim Jong Il, the second-generation North Korean dictator who defied global condemnation to build nuclear weapons while his people starved, has died, Yonhap News reported. He was 70.
The news came in a radio broadcast at noon local time, Yonhap reported, citing North Korea’s official media. Kim probably had a stroke in August 2008 and may have also contracted pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean news reports.
The son of Kim Il Sung, North Korea’s founder, Kim was a chain-smoking recluse who ruled for 17 years after coming to power in July 1994 and resisted opening up to the outside world in order to protect his regime. The potential succession of his little-known third son, Kim Jong Un, threatens to trigger a dangerous period for the Korean peninsula, where 1.7 million troops from the two Koreas and the U.S. square off every day.
“Kim Jong Il inherited a genius for playing the weak hand and by keeping the major powers nervous, continuing his father’s tradition of turning Korea’s history of subservience on its head,” said Michael Breen, the Seoul-based author of “Kim Jong Il: North Korea’s Dear Leader,” a biography. “We have entered an uncertain moment with North Korea.”
Lampooned by foreign cartoonists and filmmakers for his weight, his zippered jumpsuits, his aviator sunglasses and his bouffant hairdo, Kim cut a more serious figure in his rare dealings with world leaders outside the Communist bloc.
Words for Albright“If there’s no confrontation, there’s no significance to weapons,” he told Madeleine Albright, then U.S. secretary of state, in a 2000 meeting in Pyongyang.
Those words took on greater significance in 2009 as Kim defied threats of United Nations sanctions to test a second nuclear device and a ballistic missile, technically capable of striking Alaska.
The following year North Korea lashed out militarily, prompting stern warnings from the U.S. and South Korea. An international investigation blamed Kim’s regime for the March 2010 sinking of the South Korean naval vessel Cheonan that killed 46 sailors.
Eight months later North Korea shelled a South Korean island, killing two soldiers, two civilians and setting homes ablaze. The act followed reports by an American scientist that the country had made “stunning” advances to its uranium- enrichment program
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-1...nhap-says.html
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Darn, now there will be no more pictures of him looking at things.
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
Enjoy HELL!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-19-2011, 08:52 AM
Three (potential) deaths of friends of Satan? Hitchens, Jong Il, and the pope? (I assume that the pope is as good as dead...God always sends us these blessing in threes!)
Is this going to be the best Christmas ever?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-19-2011, 04:50 PM
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Three (potential) deaths of friends of Satan? Hitchens, Jong Il, and the pope? (I assume that the pope is as good as dead...God always sends us these blessing in threes!)
Is this going to be the best Christmas ever?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2011, 02:26 AM
First Gaddafi, now KJI—Obongo's clearly in panic mode, trying to assassinate as many unpopular leaders as he can before election time. Ahmadinejad ought to double his guard.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2011, 10:39 AM
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Three (potential) deaths of friends of Satan? Hitchens, Jong Il, and the pope? (I assume that the pope is as good as dead...God always sends us these blessing in threes!)
Is this going to be the best Christmas ever?
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It seems it’ll be a very hot Christmas for few with a lot of fun for everyone.
Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2011, 10:48 AM
According to this website, the "Dear Leader" was a miraculous golfer and never went to the toilet. Weird Facts about Kim Jong Il.
And these idiot Koreans actually believe this nonsense!!! It is astounding to me that these slants believe these outlandish acts attributed to this dwarfish creep.
And now, forgive me for posting a comment totally off thread, but I will be preparing a sermon this Sunday for the children Sunday school on John 21:25. Should be real exciting and a tribute to Jesus on Christmas Day! Come one, come all!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2011, 01:46 PM
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According to this website, the "Dear Leader" was a miraculous golfer and never went to the toilet.
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Well, don't all slants just 'go' in the back yard or outhouse or something like that?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2011, 03:34 PM
Why do you people hate Kim Jong Il so much? He did a wonderful job of keeping corporate capitalism, western bourgeous culture, and American hegemony at bay.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2011, 10:05 PM
George Micheal at deaths door from the AIDS related pneumonia.
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Doctors treating singer George Michael on the 13th floor of the Vienna AKH general hospital say his condition has worsened overnight.
He was hospitalised on Monday after a doctor was called to his suite at the Hotel imperial in Vienna's posh first district and diagnosed breathing difficulties.
He was taken by ambulance to the city's top Rudolfiner private hospital in the 19th district of the city, where a decision was taken to move him to the main general hospital - the AKH.
The hospital refused to say why the star was moved but it is believed it was decided that the singer's condition was so acute that it would be better if he was moved to the AKH - the biggest in Europe and where many of the continent's top medical experts are based because of the advanced facilities it offers for research as well as treatment.
The hospital has two skyscrapers, identified for navigating around the huge complex as the red tower and the green tower. He is currently in intensive care on the 13th floor of the red tower as a result of heart problems believed to be caused by the shortage of oxygen caused by his pneumonia.
On Thursday afternoon he was fitted into a special full-body bed designed to keep all the pressure off his lungs and to help them to function - so far without any sign of improvement.
Head doctor from the nearby Otto Wagner Hospital, Norbert Vetter, said that the reason a person with a lung problem was being treated in the cardiac unit probably lay in the fact that if there was a lung problem - and not enough oxygen being taken into the body - then that could affect the heart especially if the heart had already been damaged in some way. He added in the worst case the heart could cease to function.
AKH spokeswoman Karin Fehringer said: "We have no comment to make on this matter at the request of the patient."
But a hospital insider confirmed that the singer's condition had worsened. He said: "I have not seen him myself but cardiac specialists and internists are treating him round the clock." Internists specialise in treating adults with multi-system disease problems in hospitals.
A spokesman for his management team would only confirm his condition remained "bad".
http://viennatimes.at/news/General_N...ht_say_doctors
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2011, 10:19 PM
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He's Never Gonna Dance Again....
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GRID-ridden feet have got no rhythm.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2011, 02:01 PM
Here's an interesting story about the godless Slant Kim Jong Il
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Red skies and stormy seas heralded Kim Jong Il's death, state media says
Propaganda organ continues to build up the quasi-religious mystique around North Korea's ruling dynasty
Just before North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il died, the skies glowed red above sacred Mount Paektu and the impenetrable sheet of ice at the heart of the mystical volcano cracked with a deafening roar.
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That would be the Gates of Hell cracking open.
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At least, that's the official account of the supernatural circumstances preceding Kim's death on Saturday at age 69 , as relayed by the state-run Korean Central News Agency.
State media reported on Thursday that he "blocked the howling wind of history" in life and died at a time of abnormally cold weather and stormy seas.
Kim, who ruled isolated and impoverished North Korea from 1994 until his death on Saturday, was born on a sacred mountain, the moment foretold by a swallow and heralded by a double rainbow, according to the official narrative. Soviet records, however, reportedly indicate Kim Jong Il was born in Siberia.
In life, he was extolled by North Korea's fawning media with feats like a miraculous ability to control the weather and several holes-in-one on the golf course.
Since the weekend, KCNA has published dozens of English-language stories online with headlines such as "Kim Jong Il's Life Bright as Snow," "Korean People Ardently Yearn for Kim Jong Il" and "Korean People Make Uninterrupted Efforts to Build Thriving Nation."
Of his death, KCNA said: "In the morning of December 17 when he was on the train to make a journey of field guidance for the people the temperature was 4-7 degrees centigrade lower than the average, scoring the lowest this winter."
The day earlier, it said: "In East and West Seas, the wind blew 10-15 meters per second, causing the waves to rise up to 2-3 meters."
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None of this garbage happened. Obviously the man was deluded and thought that he was God.
We know when The Real God dies (temporarily) because the skies turn dark, the Veil of the Temple is ripped in twain and the dead rise from their graves and walk about.
M't:27:51: And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
M't:27:52: And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
M't:27:53: And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
M't:27:54: Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
See that? Truly this was the Son of God - Kim Jong Il claimed none of that but just had his henchmen make something up.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2011, 06:32 PM
God! Now we've got to have gooks on the HELL Train, too?
Chinkily leering; "scrutinizing"....
Well, PRAISE JESUS he wasn't OLD, anyway!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2011, 06:47 PM
I hope Kim Jongs kid likes shiny baubbles too. I've been working on a deal to seal a deal of two containers of 'Bratz Joowelery' to those northern slopes (with the Godly assistance of Free Market Fred).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2011, 07:32 PM
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God! Now we've got to have gooks on the HELL Train, too?
Chinkily leering; "scrutinizing"....
Well, PRAISE JESUS he wasn't OLD, anyway!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-20-2012, 07:53 PM
SINFUL NIGRESS DEAD AT 73
At Laaaaast her HELL has come along. Her sinful days are over ........ and the real HELL has begun... yeah yeah
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Legendary soul singer Etta James dead at 73
FILE: Etta James in seen during the 2006 New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival in New Orleans on Saturday, April 29, 2006.(AP Photo/Jeff Christensen)
Etta James, whose powerful voice and passionate delivery created some of music's most iconic love songs such as "At Last," has died at the age of 73 from complications from leukemia, her manager said Friday.
James had been suffering from dementia and kidney problems, and was battling leukemia. In December 2011, her physician announced that her leukemia was terminal, and asked for prayers for the singer.
During her illness, her husband Artis Mills and her two sons fought bitterly over control of her $1 million estate, though a deal was later struck keeping Mills as the conservator and capping the singer's expenses at $350,000.
James died at Riverside Community Hospital, with her husband and sons at her side, her manage, Lupe De Leon, said.
"It's a tremendous loss for her fans around the world," he said. "She'll be missed. A great American singer. Her music defied category."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-20-2012, 09:17 PM
Ugh...I always hated Etta James. "Superfreak"? Those raunchy porn-filled lyrics nearly gave my ears an auditory STD.
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