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06-12-2007, 11:54 AM
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It is an honary title for all the work she has done for the church.
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Honary? Really? Doubtful.
It's in the same place that you see terms like moderator. There is no higher position then senior pastor that I've seen.
She outranks you, correct? Hmph, a woman over a man in Landover Baptist Church. With women being pastors and posting within the "congregation" instead of shutting their yaps and getting the high lights from her husband(who isn't even a mod - whoa, she outranks her own husband... wow!!), you people must be True Progressive Christians.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 12:03 PM
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Honary? Really? Doubtful.
It's in the same place that you see terms like moderator. There is no higher position then senior pastor that I've seen.
She outranks you, correct? Hmph, a woman over a man in Landover Baptist Church. With women being pastors and posting within the "congregation" instead of shutting their yaps and getting the high lights from her husband(who isn't even a mod - whoa, she outranks her own husband... wow!!), you people must be True Progressive Christians.
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Hey goatboy; I'm sick and tired of you derailing every single thread in our Godly forum. Stick to the topic at hand, or start your own thread, got it?
As for the details of our inner church workings, nothing could be further from your business. The screen titles you see do not always reflect your crass assumptions. All YOU need to know is that we follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally.
By the way, you might want to start reading it before you open your yap to tear it down. Honestly, you argue like a woman.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 02:10 PM
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Forgive my ignorance, but what the heck are you talking about?
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That's alright, he doesn't know what he's talking about either.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 02:13 PM
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That's alright, he doesn't know what he's talking about either.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
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Nah, he's well versed in his beliefs...
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 03:40 PM
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Honary? Really? Doubtful.
It's in the same place that you see terms like moderator. There is no higher position then senior pastor that I've seen.
She outranks you, correct? Hmph, a woman over a man in Landover Baptist Church. With women being pastors and posting within the "congregation" instead of shutting their yaps and getting the high lights from her husband(who isn't even a mod - whoa, she outranks her own husband... wow!!), you people must be True Progressive Christians.
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You're a fine one to challenge us, Jesus beloved elect, on orthodoxy.
Go remove the plank in your eye before looking for specks in our's.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 05:01 PM
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Hey goatboy; I'm sick and tired of you derailing every single thread in our Godly forum. Stick to the topic at hand, or start your own thread, got it?
Nobody wants to marry her deranged slightly retarded child. Kids like that always end up raping their own mother.
OK, on to more pressing issues like the new age and progressive stance this church has on female leadership. I've always been a proponent of equal rights for man and woman.
As for the details of our inner church workings, nothing could be further from your business.
What are you? Some kind of cult?
The screen titles you see do not always reflect your crass assumptions. All YOU need to know is that we follow the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally.
Right, I'm not Unsaved Trash. I'm a Landover Baptist Deacon!!!!
By the way, you might want to start reading it before you open your yap to tear it down. Honestly, you argue like a woman.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 05:10 PM
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You're a fine one to challenge us, Jesus beloved elect, on orthodoxy.
Go remove the plank in your eye before looking for specks in our's.
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Therefore, god does not have an elect as everyone has their own god who willfully follows the Law even though his buddhata may be identified with the ego.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 09:07 PM
I thought this thread was about jerking off and Glendora's son getting laid? Not about women having power in the church and whose bibles right or wrong.
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06-12-2007, 10:06 PM
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I thought this thread was about jerking off and Glendora's son getting laid? Not about women having power in the church and whose bibles right or wrong.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 10:18 PM
Hey, at least I stick to the topic when I go on crazy ass rants. ¬.¬
And you know you're names kinda like Goten, you know who Goten is right? You're not deprived like these fools are you?
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 11:02 PM
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Hey, at least I stick to the topic when I go on crazy ass rants. ¬.¬
And you know you're names kinda like Goten, you know who Goten is right? You're not deprived like these fools are you?
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He likes goats, is what I've heard.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-13-2007, 11:34 AM
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And you know you're names kinda like Goten, you know who Goten is right? You're not deprived like these fools are you?
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No, enlighten me... Who is "goten"?
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06-13-2007, 11:35 AM
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What you do with your personal time is your business.
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Wrong again, it's Jesus' business.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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06-13-2007, 11:43 AM
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He likes goats, is what I've heard.
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06-13-2007, 11:51 AM
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Wrong again, it's Jesus' business.
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It's Jesus's business to masturbate to a picture of Glendora's retarded son? It's his business? It's his trade?
You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-13-2007, 11:55 AM
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You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
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And you have to be the single most uppity mongoloid I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. I understand that you're mad at Jesus for making you like that, but there's no excuse for taking your spastic anger out on proper people.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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06-13-2007, 11:59 AM
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Wrong again, it's Jesus' business.
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It's Jesus's business to masturbate to a picture of Glendora's retarded son? It's his business? It's his trade?
You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-13-2007, 01:10 PM
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It's Jesus's business to masturbate to a picture of Glendora's retarded son? It's his business? It's his trade?
You blaspheme the the Universal Cosmic Fire whose flames manifest as the all-encompassing intelligence permeating all space, time, and matter. So I'll have to add blasphemer to your current MO as a homosexual.
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You owe Jesus and Elmer's boy each an apology. And I mean NOW mister!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-13-2007, 05:14 PM
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You owe Jesus and Elmer's boy each an apology. And I mean NOW mister!
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Your fellow sodomite, Temperance, is the one who said it. Best to ask him to apologize. That is, unless you are angry that I rebuked him.
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Wrong again, it's Jesus' business.
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