[John Creeser]

God, the creator of the Heavens and Earth, omnipotent, moved men to write the Holy Bible, gave us dominion over every single living creature on Earth, destroyer of cities has an important message; DO NOT MASTURBATE!!!!

There are many things God is ok with, like murder, rape, slavery, having women subservient to men but He draws the line when your thoughts turn to lust and touch your filthy parts. Want proof? I have it, right here.

(Stop Masturbation Now)— There is nothing more disgusting than thethought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well Nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.

According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

God, the creator of the Heavens and Earth, omnipotent, moved men to write the Holy Bible, gave us dominion over every single living creature on Earth, destroyer of cities has an important message; DO NOT MASTERBATE!!!!

There are many things God is ok with, like murder, rape, slavery, having women subservient to men but He draws the line when your thoughts turn to lust and touch your filthy parts. Want proof? I have it, right here.

Well Brother, for her sake I hope she takes this as a wake-up call because she will certainly look back on this occasion as one of the "good times" on earth - when she suffers heat and shock worse than any lightning bold - for eternity!

GLORY!

[Benedict A. Davis]

I guess atheists would want to reproduce this ACT OF GOD to prove divine intervention was the cause. On the next attempt the little hell bound whore would be obliged to use some lubricant to remove any chance the lightening strike was not caused by friction building up an area of static electricity.

[Wide-Open]

What I don't understand is why women masterbate. I mean, it's not like they have a tallywhacker, right? Do they just pretend they have one so they can hurt our Saviour? No wonder God ended that little charade with His final warning.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

God, the creator of the Heavens and Earth, omnipotent, moved men to write the Holy Bible, gave us dominion over every single living creature on Earth, destroyer of cities has an important message; DO NOT MASTERBATE!!!!

There are many things God is ok with, like murder, rape, slavery, having women subservient to men but He draws the line when your thoughts turn to lust and touch your filthy parts. Want proof? I have it, right here.

What a good warning for this girl! Shame on her parents for not teaching her better and shame on her for this sin. I hope she learned her lesson before she spends eternity in Hell!

[Bobby-Joe]

Masturbation in women is NOTHING more than self abortion. All these women masterbators are doing is having fantasies of having sex with good Christian men

What does the Bible say about sex fantasies:

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

That's right, these women are forcing good men against their will to commit the damning sin of THOUGHT ADULTERY!

And since no reproductive sex ether leads to abortions or gayness that means these girls are deliberately trying to turn good Christian men in faggot baby murders.

FACT: it well known that WITCHES masturbate chronically. Do you want your daughter to grow up to become a baby eating wicker witch? NO! Then stop her from abusing herself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

What I don't understand is why women masterbate. I mean, it's not like they have a tallywhacker, right? Do they just pretend they have one so they can hurt our Saviour? No wonder God ended that little charade with His final warning.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

People often skip over this part of the verse, but I Pray on it all the time.

[DemonThinker96]

No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a piffleING TREE

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96

No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a piffleING TREE

You think God can't get through bedroom windows to punish a girl for hand to gland combat? Like the walls of her home are made of iron or something (Judges 1:19)?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96

No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a piffleING TREE,

She was next to a piffleing tree, masturbating friend. The connection between female or harlot masturbation and lighting strikes is crystal clear here friend.

[bestman]

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96

No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a piffleING TREE

this is god who punishes

[M. Mansfield, MD]

So many horrible side-effects come from self-pleasure! There is a reason why God speaks out about abusing oneself, people! I have seen the gnarled hands of a 14 year old boy, barely able to grasp a pencil because of the energy wasted on the sin of Onan. I've had to siphon the goo from lady-parts because of infected innards due to vegetable oil and other such lubricants. These are real examples, friends! God will not be mocked!

He made us to use our procreative parts when we want to have yet another soldier for His Kingdom. We aren't meant to enjoy it! Well, men are supposed to enjoy it, but that's God's natural design. And we are only supposed to enjoy those parts when we are sharing them with a hot young tart in our marriage bed. Thank you, Jesus!

[3Inver9]

I have been masturbation since I was 12, never been struck by lightening. That's a good 19 yrs of spilling some seed atleast 3 times a week.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by 3Inver9

I have been masturbation since I was 12, never been struck by lightening...

So God hasn't struck you down yet. That's supposed to prove something?

...That's a good 19 yrs of spilling some seed atleast 3 times a week.

Amateur.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by 3Inver9

I have been masturbation since I was 12, never been struck by lightening. That's a good 19 yrs of spilling some seed atleast 3 times a week.

Yet.

Go read the Hell train thread friend. Page after page of sinner who got it in the end from our Loving Savior. God is patient, He doesn't care if it takes Him eighty, nighty years He WILL punish sin! Even the arch slut Doris Day will pay for her crimes.

[WWJDnow]

Oh, phew. When I read the title of this thread, I thought you meant that God was the one who was masturbating. That would just have been too sickening to contemplate.

[Freddy Osborne]

Originally Posted by 3Inver9

I have been masturbation since I was 12, never been struck by lightening. That's a good 19 yrs of spilling some seed atleast 3 times a week.

Maybe you aren't doing it right?

[Bobby-Joe]

Masturbation doesn't kill with lighting Secularist?

well explain this
http://news.yahoo.com/california-lig...233038203.html

14 Injured in California by lighting! You think you can have a mass masturbation orgy on the beach, all those oiled bodies abusing themselves on the beach like so many dying whales while God watches and there be NO revenge for such an act? God always gets His sinner in the end!