Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > General Church Fellowship
Reload this Page CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!
General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#21)
Old
Daniel's Avatar
Daniel Daniel is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 112
Join Date: Feb 2007
Daniel is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.Daniel is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.Daniel is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 04:21 PM

Oh please, Satanist. Do you really think that you could fight against God? What kind of pathetic little sinful sissy are you? You can never defeat Landover Baptist Church or our Lord and Savior®. You can try, but I wouldn't advise it.
Reply With Quote
(#22)
Old
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by roserougesang View Post
It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.
Rose,

Please cut out the humor and give Jesus and Salvation the dignity they deserve.



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
(#23)
Old
WickedWitch's Avatar
WickedWitch WickedWitch is offline
Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Witch

 
Posts: 1,366
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a house made of watermelons, in Canada
WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 05:08 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
Lying witch! If there are any sexual innuendos in any True Christian's post, it was either purely accidental, put there by Satan, or read into it by filthy heathens who see sex everywhere they look!
That's exactly what you Landoverites say when one of your sexual innuendos/double-entendres is pointed out. Every time. Though I am going to give you credit for the other two options; I think you're the only person not to blame it fully on the reader.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I can't tell you how saddened I am that your marriage to Brother SS fell through.
He couldn't handle me... says I'm too rough for him.

(That, and the ACLU stepped in and came to my rescue [thanks so much to all of my heathen friends!!].)


This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
Reply With Quote
(#24)
Old
Brother John Brother John is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 232
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Hellgium
Brother John has had a couple of people click the rep button.Brother John has had a couple of people click the rep button.Brother John has had a couple of people click the rep button.Brother John has had a couple of people click the rep button.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 05:15 PM

You know, I find our Caps Lock-loving non-friend quite entertaining.

SATAN WILL RULE AND WE WILL LIKE 'CAUSE THERE IS NO GOD AND YE YA KNOW
Purely out of entertainment reasons of course.
Reply With Quote
(#25)
Old
SalvationSeeker's Avatar
SalvationSeeker SalvationSeeker is offline
True Christian™ Theologian
Forum Member
 
Posts: 3,979
Join Date: Sep 2006
SalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureSalvationSeeker has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Undecided View Post
He couldn't handle me... says I'm too rough for him.

Jesus doesn't appreciate liars, silly woman..
And He tells me that you're going to get a big infraction if you keep spreading lies.

As we all know, the fact that you speak french was the main issue.
Well that, and the fact that you are damaged goods.
(She's not a virgin for all you unsaved who are too slow to understand what "damaged goods" means!)
But ENOUGH about that. Stop mourning that you aren't going to marry me already, you sensitive little whiner.

If you are going to post in this thread..
Then concentrate on this thread instead of my irresistable Christian charm, as hard as it may be for a lust-filled harlot as you!
Jesus doesn't appreciate de-railing, nor the fact that you see sex and sexual insinuations everywhere you look!
Stop blaming us for it, it's only your own fault that you cannot control your vile imagination.


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13

Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-05-2007 at 05:25 PM.
Reply With Quote
(#26)
Old
WickedWitch's Avatar
WickedWitch WickedWitch is offline
Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Witch

 
Posts: 1,366
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a house made of watermelons, in Canada
WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Lightbulb Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 09:34 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker View Post

Jesus doesn't appreciate liars, silly woman..
And He tells me that you're going to get a big infraction if you keep spreading lies.
Oh yeah? Well the Almighty God BananaShoes Tooth tells me that you smell like BLUE!

Quote:
If you are going to post in this thread..
Then concentrate on this thread instead of my irresistable Christian charm, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch! You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile! as hard as it may be for a lust-filled harlot as you!
Jesus doesn't appreciate de-railing, nor the fact that you see sex and sexual insinuations everywhere you look!
Stop blaming us for it, it's only your own fault that you cannot control your vile imagination.
You just look at this post and try and tell me again that I haven't contributed to this thread, you grouch!

Oh my Great Gods on Olypmus, that's it!! That's what's wrong with you! You are the love child of Oscar the Grouch and his lover The Grinch! You are Sally the Grounch!


This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
Reply With Quote
(#27)
Old
Rachael Van Helsing's Avatar
Rachael Van Helsing Rachael Van Helsing is offline
HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
Forum Member

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler Witch

 
Posts: 5,110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Red Peking
Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Rachael Van Helsing is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 10:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by =SATANIST= View Post
OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!
First of all, as Undecided has said, Satan, Lucifer - two different beings.

As to Rose's question, I doubt this guy is a serious Satanist of any kind. More likely he/she is
a) A teen that spends night in graveyards smoking weed or
b) A middle aged virgin in his mother's basement eating cheetos and drinking wine coolers or
c) A combination of the above (choosing the appropriate age).

In any case, if you were wanting to shock these people, good luck. They've seen and heard it all.



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
Reply With Quote
(#28)
Old
WiccanCouple6 (On Moderation) WiccanCouple6 is offline
Foul Sinner on Moderation
 
Posts: 97
Join Date: Mar 2007
WiccanCouple6 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-05-2007, 11:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by roserougesang View Post
It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.

If free-thinking is so bad then leave me to do so and worry about 'saving' yourselves

>>>Links to heathen Website removed<<<

Last edited by Talitha; 03-05-2007 at 11:19 PM. Reason: Blasphemous Links
Reply With Quote
(#29)
Old
WickedWitch's Avatar
WickedWitch WickedWitch is offline
Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Witch

 
Posts: 1,366
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a house made of watermelons, in Canada
WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Question Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-06-2007, 12:23 AM

So... did It* just... up and disappear? I suppose you Landoverites have kidnapped It to determine how much brainwashingrepenting will have to occur before It can be Saved (if It can be Saved).






*: 'It' referring to =SATANIST=, of course.


This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
Reply With Quote
(#30)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-06-2007, 12:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Undecided View Post
So... did It* just... up and disappear? I suppose you Landoverites have kidnapped It to determine how much brainwashingrepenting will have to occur before It can be Saved (if It can be Saved).

*: 'It' referring to =SATANIST=, of course.
My guess is that Jesus killed it and sent it hurling down into the scalding hot sulfur pits that will be its home from now on. Right next to Liberace and Castro.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#31)
Old
lilith's Avatar
lilith lilith is offline
Night Hag
Forum Member

Uppity Woman/Enabler TC Bravery

 
Posts: 1,231
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Enzed
lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-06-2007, 06:38 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enobarbus View Post
Right, you disgraceful heathen -- that is an infraction for insulting Wash O'Hanley. And you deserve another 1000 odd points for reguritating one of the oldest jokes on the planet. What are you doing here anyway? I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.
Ah jeez Enobarbus - how could I resist an opening like that?


In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
Reply With Quote
(#32)
Old
lilith's Avatar
lilith lilith is offline
Night Hag
Forum Member

Uppity Woman/Enabler TC Bravery

 
Posts: 1,231
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Enzed
lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-06-2007, 06:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Poetic Peter View Post
Lilith rebuked? Pastors know best how to maintain order.


Reason for posting? I'm struck by this brand

I have not seen it before.

It's not quite The Scarlet Letter. More like...
The Brick of Rebuke


I like it!






I also like Lilith alive, and here,
I do not know why; I just do.


It is my modest ambition to one day have enough of them to perhaps wallpaper the loo.


In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
Reply With Quote
(#33)
Old
Lady Sorrow's Avatar
Lady Sorrow Lady Sorrow is offline
Godly woman
Forum Member
 
Posts: 87
Join Date: Sep 2006
Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.Lady Sorrow has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-06-2007, 06:52 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by =SATANIST= View Post
OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!
Well, well, well, what have we here?
A heathen who can't type if I'm not mistaken. Child, there is no need to 'yell' at as, we are perfectly able to read messages in lower case (with caps where appropriate, of course) which would still mean the same thing in the case of your message, which seems to be a somewhat nonsensical rant about wanting to be the devil's meat puppet.

Truly, there are billions like you, so what makes you think you are so special? No, it is we TC™'s who are the special ones, in that we will be experiencing everlasting bliss while also having front-row seats to witness your (and all those who are not landover baptists) screams of horror and pain for all eternity.

Won't you consider repenting, child?
Reply With Quote
(#34)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-06-2007, 07:43 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by lilith View Post
Ah jeez Enobarbus - how could I resist an opening like that?
We don't want to hear about your inability to resist openings, you sicko!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#35)
Old
lilith's Avatar
lilith lilith is offline
Night Hag
Forum Member

Uppity Woman/Enabler TC Bravery

 
Posts: 1,231
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Enzed
lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.lilith is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-07-2007, 02:13 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
We don't want to hear about your inability to resist openings, you sicko!

Oh...ok,next time I'll leave it for you.


In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
Reply With Quote
(#36)
Old
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-07-2007, 04:54 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by lilith View Post
Oh...ok,next time I'll leave it for you.
That does it. You've earned yourself more warning points Lilith.



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
(#37)
Old
Communist Homosexual Communist Homosexual is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 12
Join Date: Mar 2007
Communist Homosexual is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-07-2007, 10:16 AM

Christianity is for people who want support in life.

i dont agree with satanism nor christianity. i find both to be unlogical
Reply With Quote
(#38)
Old
Talitha's Avatar
Talitha Talitha is offline
Deaconess
Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Long service medal, 3rd class Real American™ Gunfest '08 Cleanest Kitchen Platinum Tither True Christian Lady True Christian Provider™ award Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Christian Love Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Pro-Life TC Bravery Ex-Brit True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Long service medal, 2nd class Early riser Touched by Jesus Donald Trump 2016! Pastor Ezekiel Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-07-2007, 10:21 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Communist Homosexual View Post
Christianity is for people who want support in life.

i dont agree with satanism nor christianity. i find both to be unlogical
Friend, this is a True Christian™ Bapti$t Forum.
Obviously Jesus guided you here for a reason.
That reason would be to find The Love of God and to get those Communist Homerskshual demons out of your Rectum.

There is an introduction Forum where I suggest you tell us about yourself, rather than disrupt and divert these other Godly Threads with your statements.



Sister Talitha

Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



Reply With Quote
(#39)
Old
Communist Homosexual Communist Homosexual is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 12
Join Date: Mar 2007
Communist Homosexual is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-07-2007, 10:37 AM

im just a bored english guy really. i have nothing against christians(or any other religions) of the sort. i am coimmunist but im not really gay. my parents are christian but i didnt want to be.
Reply With Quote
(#40)
Old
Talitha's Avatar
Talitha Talitha is offline
Deaconess
Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Long service medal, 3rd class Real American™ Gunfest '08 Cleanest Kitchen Platinum Tither True Christian Lady True Christian Provider™ award Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Christian Love Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Pro-Life TC Bravery Ex-Brit True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Long service medal, 2nd class Early riser Touched by Jesus Donald Trump 2016! Pastor Ezekiel Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! - 03-07-2007, 10:47 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Communist Homosexual View Post
im just a bored english guy really. i have nothing against christians(or any other religions) of the sort. i am coimmunist but im not really gay. my parents are christian but i didnt want to be.
Well, we are told by The Bible(KJV1611) that we should hate our Parents.
Perhaps you should hate them for not beating Christianity into you at an early age?

England is full of Homers.



Sister Talitha

Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
persecution of christians, satanism

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved