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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 05:43 PM

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So Mrs Rogers (i suspect thats not your real name)
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Are you so blind to see that natural occurrences are as beautiful as life itself? or is your nose so far in that black book of tall tales, that you cant see beyond the cover?
I think if there was womanly sloughing in my general vicinity, I would keep my nose firmly planted in the Bible, thank you very much!

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and worst of all being dictatorial and not even abiding by their own rules on the forum.
Please point out which of our rules we're not abiding by, so that we may remedy the situation.

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May Richard Dawkins knock on your door at 6 am and preach the beauty that is Atheism.
May Jesus knock on the door of your heart and preach the beauty that is silence on matters pertaining to "natural occurrences".


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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 05:57 PM

Brother Wide-OPen:
I could not agree with ya more!

Their is not a REAL MAN on the planet earth that would even hint at a defense for a womerns on the rag.
From the little negro pygmies in the jungle, to the eskimos in their igloos .....ain't a REAL Man on this earth would stand up for estrogenic attitude.

That womern's curse was inherited from Eve as punishment from the Lord for forcing Adam to bite the apple (womerns should sure feel lucky that they didn't get the same justice bestowed upon the snake!)

Any REAL MAN knows the curse is just like in them werewolf movies, ya know , when the moon comes out and they start gitten' all furry and slobbery, and really pissed off , and then the want to rip a mans throat out.
Wereragggers they become.
That is why I make Sister Verna go to the basement holding pen (she has a TV in the pen, and watches Doctor Phil ands the fat negro lady Oprah till its time to come back out into polite society)

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Shrilly squeaked by thesaviour I have a penis.
Lady, I dont' give a rats arse what preverted toys ya keep in your dresser drawer! Nobody wants to see it!

There is NO WAY you are a REAL MAN.
At best, you was eunuchized by your dominant wife who beats you within an inch of ya life every 28 days.
Lezbo or whimpo, you are a looser for emo-sympathizing with the monthly curse.
Even if ya have a (avert ya eyes Sisters) a penis... ya need to grow a set of cohinies to go with it.

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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 06:07 PM

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Brother Wide-OPen:
I could not agree with ya more!
Thank you Reverend.

But.

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Sister Verna too {she is not allowed to clean her guns when she is ridding the cotton ponies)
OK, the other members won't be able to read this, but she is not actually using one of these things is she?

If so, I won't blame you, but you may need to have a word with her.
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 06:16 PM

Thanks Bro. Wide-Open

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I knew she was hiding something!
I can always tell, her eyes get kinda squinty when she fibs ...she lead me to believe the ponies looked like this >>>

Time for me to use the truth belt on Sister Verna.
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 06:49 PM

I attended a service at a rather poverty-stricken and colorful Church locally where the pastor's sermon focused on the depravity of married women who menstruate without shame; they shed unfertilised eggs, which are living, and are very nearly children.

God's loving damnation of these slatterns stems from the wanton abortion of the pre-concieved; that was the point repeatedly driven home by him.

While I found it gratifying to hear such pronouncements, I'm in doubt to their Biblical legitimacy.

Would anyone have any instruction that clarifies this matter?
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 07:02 PM

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Oh yeah...Rev....obviously you want me to be a lady...sorry not gay.

I have a penis.

Do not call me a woman again.

post reported - insulting a member....

COME ON>>>AT LEAST GIVE HIM A F****** point for being a dick!
Son, we were having a completely civilized discussion until you started spewing out such hateful profanity.

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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 07:38 PM

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I attended a service at a rather poverty-stricken and colorful Church locally where the pastor's sermon focused on the depravity of married women who menstruate without shame; they shed unfertilised eggs, which are living, and are very nearly children.

God's loving damnation of these slatterns stems from the wanton abortion of the pre-concieved; that was the point repeatedly driven home by him.

While I found it gratifying to hear such pronouncements, I'm in doubt to their Biblical legitimacy.

Would anyone have any instruction that clarifies this matter?
Perhaps a Pastor will be along shortly to offer proper instruction, but as I understand, God doesn't have a problem with abortion -- both pre and postnatal (i.e., no upper age limit) -- as long as He's the one who's doing the aborting.


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Though they bring up their children, yet will I bereave them, that there shall not be a man left: yea, woe also to them when I depart from them!
Ephraim, as I saw Tyrus, is planted in a pleasant place: but Ephraim shall bring forth his children to the murderer.
Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.
All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Ephraim is smitten, their root is dried up, they shall bear no fruit: yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb. (Hosea 9:11-16)


If the ladies in your church are somehow deliberately ridding themselves of their pre-conceived babies, then they are treading on God's turf, and He will not be amused come Judgment Day. However, it could well be that God is doing the ridding -- in that case, everything is as it should be.


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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 08:37 PM

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So Mrs Rogers (i suspect thats not your real name)....pot, kettle, black hey.
Are you so blind to see that natural occurrences are as beautiful as life itself? or is your nose so far in that black book of tall tales, that you cant see beyond the cover?
Open your eyes all....this Church is showing the world its true colours.
Unforgiving
Unrelenting in the pursuit of money
Unable to see rational perspective
IGNORANCE
and worst of all being dictatorial and not even abiding by their own rules on the forum.

I dont even understand where you can possibly get, from reading the bible, that EVERYTHING is wrong, a sin, a curse or better yet a punishment...unless jesus did it himself....what complete and utter crap.

May Richard Dawkins knock on your door at 6 am and preach the beauty that is Atheism.
Why do you hate Jesus so much?


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Red face Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-15-2010, 11:53 PM

Excuse me ladies, I was looking for the coat closet......


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-16-2010, 12:33 AM

Menstruation is not a curse, it is a gift. It is a universal symbol of femininity that unites women of all races and creeds. The blood of the universe flows through us. I remember back in the early 1990's there was a local feminist artist here in San Francisco that created some paradigm-smashing iconoclastic art using only her menstrual blood as paint. It was a hybrid of traditional two-dimensional geometric abstract painting as well as groundbreaking olfactory art. All patrons were required to view the painting no less than 12 inches away so they could savor the aroma of her shedded femininity. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned



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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-16-2010, 12:36 AM

Remind me to get you a bucket of blood (yours) for your birthday.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-16-2010, 01:50 AM

I was doing OK reading the remainder of this thread until it read about the lady who had a pennis. I thought the talk of unclean ladies was bad, But no someone has to make it down right GROSS. Well thank you ya lesbo, I have now lost my appetite for my dinner! A good porterhouse steak thrown out, and my wife made me a fresh blueberry pie for desert. Do you know how hard it is to find fresh blue berries in January!
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I now have quite a mess to clean up next to my desk chair, thank you very much! Absolutely disgusting!

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The odorant added to the flow was put there by God for good reasons, Miss thesavior-with-a-tallywhacker. It is no accident that you smell like pesto gone bad during your time of the month and I'm certain your husband will thank you (and perhaps me) profusely if you would repair to your shack for the duration of your filthy affliction.
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 01-16-2010, 05:20 AM

Sin? No.

Completely Eve's fault? YES!


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1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 06-08-2010, 01:49 PM

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My take on this is that menstruation is just part of the whole birth in agony curse imposed upon womankind after Eve messed up.

So menstruation is not a sin, it is instead, a punishment for a sin.

And not just any sin, the FIRST SIN.
You say women are being punished for the original sin. You say women are weak, pathetic, worthless, and stupid. But you are wrong. Eve was curious, she was adventurous and wanted to explore. She ate the fruit for the sake of knowledge. Meanwhile, Adam was sitting under a tree, picking his nose, while masturbating. Women rule, men drool.
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Default Re: Menstruating: a sin? - 06-08-2010, 09:17 PM

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You say women are being punished for the original sin. You say women are weak, pathetic, worthless, and stupid. But you are wrong. Eve was curious, she was adventurous and wanted to explore. She ate the fruit for the sake of knowledge. Meanwhile, Adam was sitting under a tree, picking his nose, while masturbating. Women rule, men drool.
This is very sad. How do you ever expect to get a husband with an attitude like that? You must be very young to think that menstruation is not a curse. Sure when I was under 20, it was easy, barely noticeable. 3 kids and 20+ years later and it's a curse. If I didn't spend that time in the menstruation shack, Seth would of either divorced me or one of us would be dead by now.


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