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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-16-2010, 07:44 PM

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That image is edited.
OF COURSE that image is edited~! I added the modesty banner and the flames of hell behind those two sluts.


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-17-2010, 05:17 AM

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It's a shame that you judge people, when it states in the Bible that only God shall judge.
Better see my sermon on the subject HERE.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-17-2010, 06:36 AM

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OF COURSE that image is edited~! I added the modesty banner and the flames of hell behind those two sluts.

I mean the picture of their "bodies." I've been a huge fan of theirs for practically their whole lives & I can assure you they've never posed for a picture like that. That is not their bodies! Someone pasted their faces to other womens' bodies. I can't believe people actually think that is real. Mary-Kate & Ashley are two adorable, successful young women... not sluts.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-17-2010, 06:43 AM

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I love women. Why are they not even allowed here? Am I missing something?
Apparently. This is the Men's Section, where men discuss men's issues.

Women are allowed in ALL OF THE REST OF THE FORUM.

I suppose you want women in your men's rooms, as well?

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It's a shame that you judge people, when it states in the Bible that only God shall judge.
Brother Levi, like the rest of us here, isn't condemning you to Hell. He is telling you that, from God's Word, the Bible -- the one and only source document from which we can learn of the existence of Jesus -- God will send you to Hell.

That's called a warning, not judgment.

Imagine I tell you, "Hey, the bridge is out ahead! Stop or you will drive into the river!" Am I threatening to throw you into the river? Or am I warning you away from a grave hazard?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-17-2010, 11:08 AM

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Better see my sermon on the subject HERE.
So your saying we should believe you and not what God himself is communicating to us?

Um, Blasphemy much?
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-17-2010, 10:46 PM

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So your saying we should believe you and not what God himself is communicating to us?

Um, Blasphemy much?
Didn't bother to click on the link did you


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-17-2010, 11:08 PM

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Didn't bother to click on the link did you
He never does, I am starting to wonder if he even has a mouse.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-18-2010, 12:00 AM

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He never does, I am starting to wonder if he even has a mouse.
The DOF is able to track the links that he clicks?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-18-2010, 01:09 PM

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So your saying we should believe you and not what God himself is communicating to us?

Um, Blasphemy much?
You yourself have said that neither we nor you know what God Himself is communicating to us. Um, contradict yourself much?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 06:30 AM

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OF COURSE that image is edited~! I added the modesty banner and the flames of hell behind those two sluts.
Still wondering how someone who calls himself a 'Christian' can call someone a slut. Someone put Mary-Kate & Ashley's heads on someone else's bodies. If you knew ANYTHING about the Olsens at all... before making a stupid comment, you would know that's not their bodies. No one calls the Olsen twins sluts. I hope you go to Hell, where you belong! Maybe Satan can have his way with you. I'd pay to see that!
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 06:37 AM

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... No one calls the Olsen twins sluts...
I beg to differ.



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Still wondering how someone who calls himself a 'Christian' can call someone a slut. Someone put Mary-Kate & Ashley's heads on someone else's bodies. If you knew ANYTHING about the Olsens at all... before making a stupid comment, you would know that's not their bodies. No one calls the Olsen twins sluts. I hope you go to Hell, where you belong! Maybe Satan can have his way with you. I'd pay to see that!
Would you prefer harlot or whore? Perhaps that is more biblical for you?


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 06:45 AM

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I beg to differ.
Yeah, I'm sure over 3.7 million pages talk about it. Google results aren't 100% accurate. Anyway, I should've said "no one calls them sluts when I'm around & gets away with it." They're better than all of the idiots who run this site combined. I'm sure people have problems with them, mainly out of jealousy. Those people don't matter. It's when someone calls themself a Christian & bashes them, that's when I have to set the record straight.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 06:50 AM

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Would you prefer harlot or whore? Perhaps that is more biblical for you?
You're calling them a name because of a picture that someone edited. I've been a fan of theirs for almost their entire lives. That's their faces, but someone edited them onto those bodies. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about here. I can tell them apart 100% of the time, and I also know when a picture of them is edited. Their chests aren't even that big.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 06:56 AM

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You're calling them a name because of a picture that someone edited. I've been a fan of theirs for almost their entire lives. That's their faces, but someone edited them onto those bodies. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about here. I can tell them apart 100% of the time, and I also know when a picture of them is edited. Their chests aren't even that big.
Did you ever see that harlot Mary Kate Olsen on the show Weeds? She played a God mocking whore who pretended to be a fundamentalist Christian, but she sold the devil's weed.

As a Pastor, I was asked to watch part of it when someone asked about it.

Personally, I find your obsession with them to be a bit creepy. I have heard the show they did in San Francisco with three men living together not only encourages homosexuality. It is also a pedo's favorite.


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 07:01 AM

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Did you ever see that harlot Mary Kate Olsen on the show Weeds? She played a God mocking whore who pretended to be a fundamentalist Christian, but she sold the devil's weed.

As a Pastor, I was asked to watch part of it when someone asked about it.

Personally, I find your obsession with them to be a bit creepy. I have heard the show they did in San Francisco with three men living together not only encourages homosexuality. It is also a pedo's favorite.
It's just a TV show. There are shows about murder, rape, you name it. It's just acting... "Full House" was a family show. I don't think it encourages homosexuality, but I guess for the sake of comedy, it may have some overtones. I hope pedos didn't gawk at the Olsens, but you can't stop them I guess. I preferred Becky & a few of the dates that the guys had. The Olsens were just adorable, and still are.
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Did you ever see that harlot Mary Kate Olsen on the show Weeds? She played a God mocking whore who pretended to be a fundamentalist Christian, but she sold the devil's weed.
Oh by the way, God created everything, including weed. I don't know why people would want to smoke it, but still. It's one thing God created, along with skunks, mosquitoes, and many other things I wish didn't exist. Just sayin...
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 07:16 AM

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The Olsens were just adorable, and still are.
That's always what pedos say about them.

(We used to run an undercover sting on aol chatrooms.)

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Oh by the way, God created everything, including weed. I don't know why people would want to smoke it, but still. It's one thing God created, along with skunks, mosquitoes, and many other things I wish didn't exist. Just sayin...
Amen! God also created poison ivy and hemlock. I would like to see the hippies smoke them!


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 07:20 AM

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That's always what pedos say about them.

(We used to run an undercover sting on aol chatrooms.)



Amen! God also created poison ivy and hemlock. I would like to see the hippies smoke them!

Wow, you guys are all impossible. Maybe it's just the Baptists that are assholes. There has to be some better Christians out there. Have fun manipulating & trying to piece together everything everyone says. I'm sure it gives you much joy...
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-22-2010, 07:31 AM

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Wow, you guys are all impossible. Maybe it's just the Baptists that are assholes. There has to be some better Christians out there. Have fun manipulating & trying to piece together everything everyone says. I'm sure it gives you much joy...
Friend, we are not so much Baptists as true believers and followers of the Bible. We merely preach along the same lines as many other greats like Falwell, Robertson, Roberts, Hagee and etc.

My own signature is a quote from a great Christian preacher.


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