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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-03-2010, 02:01 PM
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i just hope that you are a minority because frankly i would hate to se if you guys got hold on some nuclear stockpile or something, because then it truly would be the end of the world, but not from satan or jesus or anyone but from sick and stupid ----- like you!
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You should be thanking us!!! If if wasn't for our nuclear weapons, and we have the most of them, the whole world would be at war by now.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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07-05-2010, 08:12 PM
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oh and when i said ''why would i worship a real character'' i meant to say real (i know hes not real! I HOPE YOU DO TO)
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This doesn't make any sense, friend. I know that the novels aren't that well written (at least, compared to the Holy Bible), but you seem genuinely confused.
The answer to your confusion about things being real/not real, however, is simple: Jesus is real, and if you don't accept Him as your Lord and Savior, you will burn in Hell. What is your choice?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-05-2010, 10:10 PM
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Prove it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-05-2010, 10:13 PM
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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If nothing is true, then that means this statement cannot be true either.
So it's false. Therefore not everything is permitted.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-09-2010, 04:52 PM
Nothing is true, everything is permitted
Nothing is true, everyone in some way or fashion is blinded by either their governments or controlling powers. The truth is always faded and false, nothing is true. Everything is permitted, the powers in control allow some things to happen and some not to happen. The assassins, in this case, allow things to happen. Nothing is true, the truth is always faded and the public does not know. Everything is permitted, the Assassins permit everything or don't permit it.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-09-2010, 06:36 PM
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted
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You already said that, we already responded, stop wasting our time please.
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Nothing is true, everyone in some way or fashion is blinded by either their governments or controlling powers. The truth is always faded and false, nothing is true. Everything is permitted, the powers in control allow some things to happen and some not to happen. The assassins, in this case, allow things to happen. Nothing is true, the truth is always faded and the public does not know. Everything is permitted, the Assassins permit everything or don't permit it.
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Making sense does not seem to be your greatest talent. But is impressive how many contradictions you are able to put in such a small piece of text.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-10-2010, 03:13 PM
you aint got no pancake mix
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-10-2010, 08:04 PM
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you aint got no pancake mix
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Of course not, I make pancakes from scratch. What does that have to do with Harry Potter?
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-10-2010, 10:34 PM
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you aint got no pancake mix
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Making sense does not seem to be your greatest talent.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-11-2010, 05:39 AM
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oh and when i said ''why would i worship a real character'' i meant to say real (i know hes not real! I HOPE YOU DO TO)
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Try worshiping the Lord, it is not hard.
Why do you want worship magicians like Harry Potter. If you like magic try reading the King James Bible, there are plenty of magic stories.
Here is one for you.
Exodus 7
8 And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,
9 When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast it before Pharaoh, and it shall become a serpent.
10 And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent.
11 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.
12 For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-11-2010, 03:52 PM
well then what youre saying is that god was actually a pretty good WIZARD
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-11-2010, 03:55 PM
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well then what youre saying is that god was actually a pretty good WIZARD
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You really did not understand what I said. Try reading the King James Bible.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-12-2010, 03:52 AM
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well then what youre saying is that god was actually a pretty good WIZARD
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God is good at everything, pal.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-12-2010, 07:44 PM
Well apparently he cant make money out of nothing can he??
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-13-2010, 07:11 AM
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Well apparently he cant make money out of nothing can he??
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Why would God want to make money. He can create anything he wants.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
07-31-2010, 08:15 AM
Do you know why July the 31st is a special day?
It's Harry Potter's birthday
I just thought it may be of interest as you lot seem so preoccupied with made up peoples birthdays.
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Re: Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan! -
03-14-2011, 10:58 PM
Levi, I just love that Ashcroft video!
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