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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 03-25-2008, 12:49 AM

I'm going to be honest, I'm still unsure if this is a joke or not. If it is, props to the topic creator for fooling everyone, if not, then this is just creepily funny.

People experiment with masturbation. No big deal as long as they don't let it consume them.

You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people with the talk of "servants". Why don't we bring back slavery? It wasn't that bad, was it True Christians?
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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 03-25-2008, 05:44 AM

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You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people.
There is a forum for everything. You came here for a reason. Was it to hang out with other white people?


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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 03-25-2008, 10:34 AM

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I'm going to be honest, I'm still unsure if this is a joke or not. If it is, props to the topic creator for fooling everyone, if not, then this is just creepily funny.

People experiment with masturbation. No big deal as long as they don't let it consume them.

You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people with the talk of "servants". Why don't we bring back slavery? It wasn't that bad, was it True Christians?

Agreed. All I can really say is, LOL at this thread
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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 11-26-2011, 07:39 AM

You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your penis while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a shit? You disgust me.
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You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your penis while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a shit? You disgust me.
(Galatians 5:16) "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh."

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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 11-26-2011, 07:54 AM

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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 11-26-2011, 07:56 AM

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You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)
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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 11-26-2011, 07:58 AM

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You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)
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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 11-26-2011, 08:00 AM

His preoccupation with pee-pee and poopy was disgusting.



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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 12-27-2011, 08:19 PM

Ok this one is good too....

Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.
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Default Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil. - 12-27-2011, 08:30 PM

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Ok this one is good too....

Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.
Excuse me, but our bathroom habits are absolutely none of your business!

And if JESUS ever made a poo poo, I am sure it wasn't like ours. The Holy Feces of CHRIST JESUS could heal the blind just by rubbing on their eyes, or feed the hungry.

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