[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers in Christ, you all know how little I respect the world of secular science. But in THIS case, they've got my attention.

Squeezing Malignant Breast Cancer Cells Could Help Them Return To Normal, Study Says

"Squeezing" malignant breast cancer cells could help to guide them back to a normal growth pattern, according to new research from UC Berkeley and Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory.

Instead of the typical drug-focused methods, the manipulation of cell development through physical force shows for the first time that "mechanical" pressure alone can revert and stop the out-of-control growth of cancer cells," the university wrote in a release.

The school noted that the genetic mutations behind the malignancy remain, "setting up a nature-versus-nurture battle in determining a cell’s fate."

Researchers are not touting compression as a cure or treatment, however. “Compression, in and of itself, is not likely to be a therapy,” cautioned Daniel Fletcher, professor of bioengineering at Berkeley and faculty scientist at the Berkeley Lab, in the statement. “But this does give us new clues to track down the molecules and structures that could eventually be targeted for therapies.”

For the experiment, scientists grew gelatin-encased malignant breast epithelial cells in flexible silicone chambers. The squishy housing allowed researchers to apply compression in the early stages of cell growth, the university said. The compressed malignant cells grew more organized and healthy-looking compared with the uncompressed malignant cells.

“People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies,” researcher Gautham Venugopalan explained in the news release. “When we lift weights, our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth — and reversion — of cancer cells.”

The scientists presented their findings Monday at the American Society for Cell Biology in San Francisco.

So instead of giving them all that expensive medicine, asking us men to squeeze their jugs will help prevent cancer? Kind of like the laying on of hands?

We need to discuss this.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

I am concerned, Pastor. What about anal cancer? Will they be passing laws that require parents to have anal sex with their children, just like they require them to get vaccinated? I don't like the direction this is going.

[dr wayne kerr]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

I am concerned, Pastor. What about anal cancer? Will they be passing laws that require parents to have anal sex with their children, just like they require them to get vaccinated? I don't like the direction this is going.

this could lead to some God Awful things.

Anal cancer along with cancer of the balls is simply because sometime in history someone in your family has sinned or the byproduct of being a HOMER.

I agree, this could lead to the liberals passing new laws allowing homers to roam freely in natural daylight, unmonitored and unsupervised.

A Baptist anal protector needs to be made to keep honest, upstanding people safe from such abominations.
(50 meter detection of homers will be included)

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Well this is certainly a quandary now isn't it? I suppose if it came down to saving the life of a sister of God then I suppose I could squeeze some breasts. I mean, let's say for example that Sophie Hennig said she had breast cancer and that I needed to squeeze her breats to rid them of the cancer. I think I would do it. I mean yeah, I'd have to remove her shirt and bra,turn down the lights, maybe light a scented candle, set up my video camera so I could show other forum members how it is done, yeah, I think I'd throw caution to the wind to insure her survival and pray that God would understand why I did what I did. The more I think about it, Pastor E., if you come to the conclusion that this is an acceptable practice, this squeezing of the breasts to rid them of cancer, then I would like to go on record as saying I volunteer to be the head melon squeezer (once I am accepted as a true Christian™ that is) of The Landover Baptist Church.

Proverbs 17:22


A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the
bones.

[Mary Etheldreda]

I don't trust it, Pastor. We know cancer is just an excuse to get hand-outs. People who really do have cancer are being lovingly rebuked by the LORD (Revelation 3:19) and why would anyone want to interfere with that?

[Thomas Taylor]

Sorry if anyone feels that I am speaking out of turn. Is it not possible that the secular world is lying in order to make us sin?

After all, as Sister Mary says, cancer is a punishment sent down by God, our Father in Heaven.

I, personally, would be dubious of this, but will abide by the Good Pastor's decision in this regard.