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Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
09-13-2012, 07:07 PM
As a senior citizen and an American, I have the right to sit on my front porch and yell at neighbor children in peace. Well, that right is being infringed upon. Every single day joggers parade up and down my street, sweating profusely and breathing heavily. It's positively obscene. They wear clothing that is highly offensive and has no place in a family neighborhood. They only wear one of two extremes:
1. Loose-fitting t-shirts and gym shorts that makes the naughty bits jiggle and bounce around
2. Star Trek uniforms that make a man's Spock or a woman's Uhura clearly visible
To add to the outrage, they use jogging strollers so they can engage in their depraved activity right in front of their kids!
Are joggers sex offenders? Absolutely! They go out in public breathing like they're in an X-rated movie with their unmentionables either on display or going flippety-floppity. That's a sex crime, plain and simple. Also, I've heard of something called "runner's high," so I know these perverts are on drugs, which makes them doubly menacing.
Most frightening of all, joggers recruit people, and those people recruit people, and they eventually enter marathons, which fulfills Biblical prophecy.
Revelation 13:16-17 "And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name."
So the Bible asserts the number will be on the hand or forehead. Well, think about it. People are much taller since the days when Revelation was written. What would have been the forehead is now the chest or abdomen, precisely where marathon runners wear their numbers. If that doesn't send chills down your spine, then this picture of Carol Channing will:
We need to petition Congress to get laws passed so these panting degenerates are behind bars where they belong. In the meantime, please pray that my backside doesn't become the finish line for a gang of lecherous and drug-addled joggers.
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
09-13-2012, 07:45 PM
If only it were just the joggers. It seems like all so-called sports are a hotbed of sexual urges and blatant visual horror.
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
09-13-2012, 08:38 PM
I take issue with joggers (and bicyclist riders) on public roads. There is a speed limit. If you are on the road, you are expected to travel at it. If you cannot, get off the road. I am not going to slow down because you are too lazy to buy a car.
I will not even get into what happens when a female jogger is approaching me. Her massive bosoms heaving up and down, that deep cleavage glistening with sweat. Then once she is past, that prominent buttocks, like two honey dew melons rolling about in a plastic shopping bag. It is the last thing I want to see.
There is a reason God gave us treadmills.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
09-14-2012, 07:31 PM
I want to add that I find it to be a terrible waste when I see an Oriental running and not pulling a rickshaw.
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09-14-2012, 07:50 PM
There are also the nipple issues....
Disgusting!
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09-14-2012, 09:18 PM
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There are also the nipple issues....
Disgusting!
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Runner's nipple is punishment from God Almighty, plain and simple. Of course, the cretinous Catholics probably believe it to be a form of stigmata.
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09-14-2012, 09:37 PM
Every time I see a man jogging Jesus tells me it just some male hot sweaty he-slut begging to be gang rapped on the street by a bunch of hair leather bear power top bikers. How a country that embraces Christianity in it's very constitutions can tolerate such depravity is beyond me.
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
09-14-2012, 10:22 PM
Mr. Hatchet, it breaks my heart knowing that you have to put up with those perverts.
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09-15-2012, 04:32 AM
In an example of unbridled depravity brought to us by the foulest "country" in Europistan, the Swedish Band "Perverts" sings a song specifically about joggers. This would never have happened when GWB was President!
It's like they went out of their way to offend Brother Hatchet.
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09-17-2012, 07:08 PM
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Every time I see a man jogging Jesus tells me it just some male hot sweaty he-slut begging to be gang rapped on the street by a bunch of hair leather bear power top bikers. How a country that embraces Christianity in it's very constitutions can tolerate such depravity is beyond me.
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Really? I always thought they were in training so they could chase down unsuspecting Christian men and still have the endurance to wrestle them to the ground and brutally, repeatedly sodomize them.
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09-17-2012, 07:51 PM
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Really? I always thought they were in training so they could chase down unsuspecting Christian men and still have the endurance to wrestle them to the ground and brutally, repeatedly sodomize them.
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Perhaps Rodimer. These are sodomites we are talking about here and they have only one thing on their mind; anal sex. When it comes to anal sex joggers are all for it, they don't care if they are getting it or they are doing it to another man. Joggers are just disgusting.
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
09-18-2012, 04:24 AM
In case anyone wonders why God hates Norway...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
04-16-2013, 04:36 AM
God made a clear statement on jogging today in Boston, MA.
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04-16-2013, 04:25 PM
Wait? Does that mean that blood comes out of the jogger's nipples?
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
04-16-2013, 06:13 PM
Yes again we see more proof of the wisdom of Brother Hatchet. As Boston proves jogging leads to cold blooded murder.
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
04-17-2013, 07:48 PM
I've seen with my own eyes that runners don't stop to use the facilities while in the middle of a race. They just poop themselves and keep on running.
I'm not going to post any pictures here, because they are disgusting.
My dogs are trained better than that.
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Re: Joggers: Harbingers of Doom -
04-19-2013, 05:42 PM
There's a bunch of these joggers my way. There's a local lake they all go to. Kinda surprising considering it's the same lake where a bunch of known rapists and other psychopaths hang out.
Anyway, ever since the joggers started going there, the number of sexual assaults in my area has skyrocketed. Coincidence? No, my friends! These joggers are clearly giving the rapists a taste of their own medicine. Sick vigilantism, in my opinion. Joggers have no place in a civilized society.
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04-19-2013, 08:32 PM
I empthasize. We have lots of joggers here in northeast AL, and I tell them to run as fast as they can when they approach!
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