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Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 01:43 AM
Splash News Australia: CHANDRE Oraon is the first to admit life with a tail is far from easy.
But the 35-year-old tea picker said he wouldn’t change a thing and enjoys having God-like status even if his wife can’t stand it.
Oraon is worshipped by hundreds of followers in his native India who think he is a monkey God because he was born with a tail growing out of his back.
But wife Maino said it’s not easy being married to a living God and she has had to compromise.
“He doesn’t look good. My mother and my father passed away when I was young,” she said. [For the full effect, read this out loud while plugging your nose.]
“So my brothers wanted me to get married. So I had to compromise and marry him.”
Who says romance is dead? No wonder women love yoga and other indian stuff so much: it brings them closer to the arranged/forced-marriage gangrape culture that they secretly crave.
Local medical officer Bhushan Chakrabort told The Indian Express while he may climb trees, Oraon was simply a normal human who had a congenital defect.
Health experts say his tail is a form of spina bifida, a condition where the spinal column fails to close properly. That's a lie of secular scientists. Obviously this freak of nature was created by his mother engaging in beastiality with full-blooded monkey. That's how monsters and/or freaks like him are created.
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 03:20 AM
It will never cease to surprise me, Brother Jeb, how seemingly rational people fall for the most ridiculous beliefs and superstitions. Instead of worshiping some kind of a mutant, these heathens should praise our Sweet and Merciful .
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 04:42 AM
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It will never cease to surprise me, Brother Jeb, how seemingly rational people fall for the most ridiculous beliefs and superstitions. Instead of worshiping some kind of a mutant, these heathens should praise our Sweet and Merciful .
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Unfortunately, Basilissa, many Indians are still living a tribal like life and so are on the same level ignorance as their negroid cousins.
2 Peter 2:1-3 told us that this was going to happen, though. They just can't help but to be swept in by false, honeyed promises.
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 04:58 AM
I'm intrigued by the guy's name - Oraon. He should have a double-barrelled name Oraon-Otang.
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 05:04 AM
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Unfortunately, Basilissa, many Indians are still living a tribal like life and so are on the same level ignorance as their negroid cousins.
2 Peter 2:1-3 told us that this was going to happen, though. They just can't help but to be swept in by false, honeyed promises.
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You are correct, dear; not only people themselves are fools who deny the existence of the Real God (Psalms 14:1), but also Our Sweet Lord Himself sends them false prophets, so that they are doomed for eternity:
2 Chronicles 18:22 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil against thee.
Ezekiel 14:9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.
Ezekiel 20:25-26
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 05:13 AM
I think I'm gonna vomit.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 09:10 AM
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I'm intrigued by the guy's name - Oraon.
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Sounds like Onan, only this time he got more than hairy palms.
(Well, technically Onan got killed: Genesis 38:9-10 )
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 09:22 AM
Those hindoos have very strange names. I used to know of one called Anil!
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 03:39 PM
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Those hindoos have very strange names. I used to know of one called Anil!
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Most of them are called "Mudhov" because of the muddy color of their skin.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-15-2014, 10:06 PM
A feller wth a tail? You reckon he has some coon blood in him? Folks in my neck of teh woods knows for a FACT that the ma coon or the pa coon pinches off the babys tail at birth so as they cann fool white folk into thinkin they is humanfolk. Maybe nobody pinched this ones
Proverbs 23:8 The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.
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Re: Hindu insanity: Indians worship hairy buttwart! -
03-16-2014, 02:56 AM
I'm concerned this demon's wife will probably squirt some more wretched devils.
The Good Lord saved me from a similar situation in my youth when he revealed a girlfriend's mother had three thumbs. I thank Him everyday I found out before marrying and producing more ungodly hellspawn.
Praise His Name!
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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