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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-09-2010, 06:19 PM

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Don't thank me, thank their moderator. I did not chose my Avatar and unsaved trash cant modify avatar. Check my history post before you judge me.

Anyway, i request that thread to be close because what if kids do come here? Japanese wont be the one to be blamed this time.
Who are you to request anything on this board?


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-09-2010, 07:16 PM

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I didn't say you are gay. I said that your avatar is kinda gayish.
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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-09-2010, 07:28 PM

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I said that your avatar is kinda gayish.
How did you become such an expert on these matters?

Why you should stop being gay:

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."


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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-09-2010, 07:33 PM

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How did you become such an expert on these matters?

Why you should stop being gay:

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
I am not gay.
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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-09-2010, 07:34 PM

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I am not gay.
You cannot fool Jesus.


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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-10-2010, 05:03 AM

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Why are you heathens bringing porn into our threads?! Why!

In the Christian parenting section yet! Do you not think us women are going to come in here? Is this how you get your jollies? By offending Christian women with your filth?

I am absolutely disgusted by you people (if you are people and not demons). I don't understand why the Pastors let you stay on here. I would of banned you the instant you put such filth on here. What if my boys had been sitting beside me when I opened this thread? Do you really think I want to scar their little minds with your filth.

You're nothing but a bunch of sick little perverts trying to twist children to your perversions.
I hope you're not calling me a heathen Sister. I post these censored images specifically to protect our future True Christian™ children from this slant-produce porno. As you are a mere woman who is currently without a man to guide her, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were referring to the Unsaved Trash that are posting in this thread.

As for your sons seeing this filth, I have to ask why you would even allow your kids to use the world wide webs at all. Landover is the only decent website page on the entire internets! Your boys should be reading the Bible when you're not home schooling them, not surfing the information super highways for dirty pictures.




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I hope you're not calling me a heathen Sister. I post these censored images specifically to protect our future True Christian™ children from this slant-produce porno. As you are a mere woman who is currently without a man to guide her, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were referring to the Unsaved Trash that are posting in this thread.

As for your sons seeing this filth, I have to ask why you would even allow your kids to use the world wide webs at all. Landover is the only decent website page on the entire internets! Your boys should be reading the Bible when you're not home schooling them, not surfing the information super highways for dirty pictures.
No Brother, I saw that you were only posting images to combat these heathen pigs. I'm sorry that my using the word heathen was not clear enough. You are correct, I should of used the term Unsaved Trash.

Sometimes when the older boys are doing scripture copying I will have my 19 month old son on the couch with me as I'm reading this board, he is the most likely to see such filth. Yes you censor out the filthy parts, but the Unsaved Trash do not. I think it's their own little perversion to post such things on a Godly forum in hopes of shocking either a Christian Lady or a child.

I do also go onto Pastor Andersons site, his wife has a wonderful blog about being a Godly wife, and there are a couple of others that I enjoy.


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You cannot fool Jesus.
You are not Jesus.

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I did not call anybody gay.
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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-10-2010, 10:54 AM

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You are not Jesus.

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I did not call anybody gay.

Cranky never claimed to be Jesus, he said that you cannot fool Jesus.

I kinda agree with you slowdrain looks Gay, oh heck lets quit dancing around the subject, he is a Homersexural.
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I did not call anybody gay.
Liar. All you did was to toss an insult with your left hand.


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Liar. All you did was to toss an insult with your left hand.
Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well.

Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?
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Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well. Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?
No. We know you are gay but for some reason you are in denial about it. Your first step now should be to admit you have this problem, after which you can fix it by stopping to be gay. Please hurry, children are watching this.


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No. We know you are gay but for some reason you are in denial about it. Your first step now should be to admit you have this problem, after which you can fix it by stopping to be gay. Please hurry, children are watching this.
That makes total sense Cranky, WinterFresh picked up on Slowdrain being a Homer because He is a Homer. I wonder if they will stop being homers or will they just move to San Francisco and have a Homer wedding?
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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-10-2010, 09:35 PM

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Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well.

Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?
I am in fact VERY experienced with homersexurals. I have brought countless queers to Christ, saving them from an eternity of gulping sulfur in hell.

Do you have a problem with that, nancy?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-11-2010, 12:13 AM

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That makes total sense Cranky, WinterFresh picked up on Slowdrain being a Homer because He is a Homer. I wonder if they will stop being homers or will they just move to San Francisco and have a Homer wedding?
If by homer, you talk about someone who stay at home all day, then i am not one. I work and go to Gym every days. Weekends, i chill with my friends outside home.

Anyway, i wont deny you guys saying that we are gay because apparently, you guys can judge anyone. So in that case, there is no point to have an argument.


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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-11-2010, 12:17 AM

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Anyway, i wont deny you guys saying that we are gay because apparently, you guys can judge anyone. So in that case, there is no point to have an argument.
That wasn't so hard to admit now, was it?


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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-11-2010, 12:33 AM

sooomebody's looking up cartoon porn. that's kinda disgusting, dude.


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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-11-2010, 12:38 AM

some people here are saying "japanese people are sick, weird, evil, etc etc", imagine if a japanese member of your congregation read this ? or imagine if Japanese people read this thread !!! a Baptist church is the guilty of a new war !!! xDD Hey Captain portrait (or watever), keep posting more images even with ur crapy censorship, ur images are still hot
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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-11-2010, 02:39 AM

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some people here are saying "japanese people are sick, weird, evil, etc etc", imagine if a japanese member of your congregation read this ? or imagine if Japanese people read this thread !!! a Baptist church is the guilty of a new war !!!
Son, I spend quite a bit of time ministering to the slopes over there, and I can tell you they are a godless bunch.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children! - 05-11-2010, 03:08 AM

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Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well.

Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?
No, we believe your sexual orientation will remain with men as you are obviously already an unsaved homosexual. Be careful son, Jesus is watching. Stop being gay and accept Christ. REPENT!

Romans 001:032 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


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