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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-18-2009, 12:25 AM

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Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.
And that gibberish is how you justify the atheists waging war on Christmas?


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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-18-2009, 12:38 AM

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And that gibberish is how you justify the atheists waging war on Christmas?
No, not at all. The "War on Christmas" is absurd, in all honesty. It's a secular crusade fought by Dawkins readers who think of Atheism as a religion and want to foist it upon everyone with the zeal of a suicide bomber.


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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-18-2009, 02:14 AM

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Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.
This is complete nonsense if you think about it. Ok, if there is this supposed void, which is literally "nothingness", then how could it be measured? The value of "nothing" is zero. There's no way there could be millions of light years of "nothing" if there is nothing there.

Think about it. Nothing + Nothing = Nothing. 0 + 0 = 0. If I have nothing, and you have nothing, we don't have "two nothings", we both just have nothing. You can't measure it.

Also, we can disprove the point of atoms being 99.99% empty space. If this were true, wouldn't we mostly see empty space? Let's use an analogy: Say we have millions of Lego bricks. Each Lego Brick is 99.99% red with a tiny, tiny blue dot in the center of it, which is equal to 0.01%. If we stacked these millions of Legos into a wall, and traveled far away and looked at it from a distance....what color would the wall appear? Red, of course.

But, if you claim that 0.01% of atoms are mass (blue), then that means the wall would look blue in the distance.

See, this is why I don't trust atheist scientists. They believe in the strangest superstitions that defy common sense.



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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-19-2009, 01:58 AM

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This is complete nonsense if you think about it. Ok, if there is this supposed void, which is literally "nothingness", then how could it be measured? The value of "nothing" is zero. There's no way there could be millions of light years of "nothing" if there is nothing there.

Think about it. Nothing + Nothing = Nothing. 0 + 0 = 0. If I have nothing, and you have nothing, we don't have "two nothings", we both just have nothing. You can't measure it.
You actually can. An example of a void would be the Capricornus Void between two galactic superclusters. It's about 230 Mpc across, taken by measuring the redshift coefficents of the objects on the boundaries.

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Also, we can disprove the point of atoms being 99.99% empty space. If this were true, wouldn't we mostly see empty space? Let's use an analogy: Say we have millions of Lego bricks. Each Lego Brick is 99.99% red with a tiny, tiny blue dot in the center of it, which is equal to 0.01%. If we stacked these millions of Legos into a wall, and traveled far away and looked at it from a distance....what color would the wall appear? Red, of course.

But, if you claim that 0.01% of atoms are mass (blue), then that means the wall would look blue in the distance.

See, this is why I don't trust atheist scientists. They believe in the strangest superstitions that defy common sense.

You're mistaking color for being an innate quality of an object.

To give a better example, find a large, completely dark chamber, then, from a distance, turn on a set of bulbs and tell me if you can see them. The entirety of the light you percieve is created by a filament the thickness of a hair inside a vaccum, yet, if you place the lights together close enough, it appears to be a single object of light in comparison to the dark room.

While it's not a perfect analogy, it actually gets closer to the point, the atoms are only visible to us as a collective as a result of the light they reflect, releasing color that we percieve, but the source of the fields of color we see is mostly empty space. We aren't seeing the "parts" so to speak, as they're far too small, just the reflected light.


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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-03-2010, 04:50 AM

Do these atheist dogs know no shame?? Look at the giant billboards they're erecting all over God's favorite land!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-03-2010, 05:09 AM

And yet it's Bill Donohue of the Catholic League who put up a pro-Jesus billboard opposite the atheist billboard outside the Lincoln Tunnel.



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"We can't enjoy the Christmas season without someone trying to dumb it down or neuter it," Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League told the Associated Press, while adding that atheists aren't bad people.

"Talk about a myth. They believe in nothing. They stand for nothing. They think we came from nothing. They're the ones who really are living in some other hollow world," he said.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-03-2010, 05:21 PM

It warms the soul to know that dirty Catholics can pull themselves away from their child sex slaves long enough to do something positive for a change.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-04-2010, 08:33 PM

You know whats funny, the 700 club did a study and found out that atheists and agnostics know more about the bible than evangelicals. And yet you all make fun of them when their more informed than you are.


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"American Atheists" - the one word contradicts the other
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Please, do give us a link to the study that the 700 Club did, which found that atheists and agnostics know more about the Bible than evangelical Christians.

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Keep up with your indignities and we shall erect more. Some may be in view of schools across the country.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-19-2010, 03:12 PM

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Christmas is a paegan holiday.
Where does it say in the KJB that on the 24th of december Jesus was born and you have to celebrate that.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-19-2010, 04:17 PM

I thought the title said that muslims declared war on christmas.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-19-2010, 04:47 PM

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Christmas is a paegan holiday.
Where does it say in the KJB that on the 24th of december Jesus was born and you have to celebrate that.
Go spit on Christmas somewhere else, maggot!


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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-20-2010, 04:08 PM

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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-21-2010, 12:12 AM

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Actually, if you knew anything at all about your own religion, you would know that your messiah was actually born sometime around March.
Christmas - the celebration of the life of Jesus Christ was placed around the time of the Winter Solstice, because the church believed that in doing so they were belittling the Pagan religion and rendering it's holidays useless in the public eye.
So far it has been very succesful.

Also, atheists have no holidays, since they dont believe in ANYTHING, so any holiday you stole wasnt theirs to begin with.
Which means they don't even believe in themselves.

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I find it amusing how little many christians seem to know about their own religion.
For example - the fact that halloween is a christian holiday, and the fact that the number of the beast is actually 616, not 666.


In other words... you are a fail :]
Put THAT on a cross and worship it.


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Thumbs down Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-21-2010, 09:30 PM

It's all anti- Christ obama's fault. I will praise the Lord the day he gets condemned to an eternity in Hel
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 12-25-2010, 11:54 AM

I am not declaring war on Christmyth but I would appreciate if Christians would understand that we all do not believe in your holiday so please quite getting so abrasive when we non Christians wish others a 'Happy Holiday'.


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