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Originally Posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain
Beating poor women?
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Dear Lord, give me strength! Just because our church has a minimum $25,000 annual tithe, that does NOT mean we are classists. We don't dislike the poor, we just don't believe in giving them handouts. If they got off their lazy butts and started working as lawyers or investment bankers, they could join, too. First class Salvation has to be EARNED. Plus, if you start letting the riff-raff in, the crime rate will skyrocket, and pretty soon the whole congregation will be jabbering in Spanish during the sermon, hanging velvet Jesuses on the walls, and bringing tamales to our pot lucks. Do you really want us to be a tamale and velvet Jesus church? I bet you don't want a tamale and velvet Jesus synagogue!
So, despite your ignorant question, we do not believe in beating poor women. We believe in beating disobedient women. It's not how much money they have, period.
Plus, you're blaming the victim, the henpecked husband, here. Are you really that compassionless? And why do you Jewesses like your men so wimpy, anyway? It turns them all into whiners.