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I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-09-2007, 09:24 PM
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-09-2007, 09:32 PM
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HUG ME!
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Friend,
Naturally we TRUE Christians still love you, even though you are a filthy, smelly, liberal but we hate your sins. Repent of your depravity and accept Jesus before you are doing a header into the Lake of Fire!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-09-2007, 09:39 PM
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HUG ME!
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You don't need a hug, a hug is a sign of appreciation, that one is doing good and is appreciated..
What you need is a good beating to drive the sin and mockery of God out of you. Praise Jesus!
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.
Proverbs 26:3
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-09-2007, 09:40 PM
Okay, now where's my money?
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-09-2007, 09:41 PM
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Friend,
Naturally we TRUE Christians still love you, even though you are a filthy, smelly, liberal but we hate your sins. Repent of your depravity and accept Jesus before you are doing a header into the Lake of Fire!
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That's right Bobby-Joe! We hate the sin, but not necessarily the sinner. He wants a hug. Shall we give him one?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-09-2007, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
He wants a hug. Shall we give him one?
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Certainly not, and you keep away from him, you old perverted wench.
And being a fag, he's not really interested in the damaged goods you're peddling anyways.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-09-2007, 10:25 PM
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Okay, now where's my money?
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Quarantine for you little boy.
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-10-2007, 12:50 PM
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Okay, now where's my money?
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Isn't this typical? Christ-killing joos always demanding money. They haven't learned that Jesus will reward His faithful flock for their faith. Just look at me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-13-2007, 10:53 AM
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That's right Bobby-Joe! We hate the sin, but not necessarily the sinner. He wants a hug. Shall we give him one?
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Give me a hug instead...
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08-13-2007, 11:52 AM
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Give me a hug instead...
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How's about we stick YOU in quaratine too, sinner. Jesus hates a smart mouth queerboy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-13-2007, 06:19 PM
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Give me a hug instead ...
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Hey, that's my favorite smilie!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-14-2007, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
Hey, that's my favorite smilie!
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Do you know what mine is?
Don't give me an excuse to use it...
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-15-2007, 04:24 AM
Leave the boy alone, as long as he has been doused with the olive oil of salvation he will find his way to inner and post-worldly peace.
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-15-2007, 04:37 AM
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Leave the boy alone, as long as he has been doused with the olive oil of salvation he will find his way to inner and post-worldly peace.
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Ooooooh goody, another Pastafarian! my other favorite online religion!
... welcome to Landover Baptist, from noodly noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-15-2007, 05:39 AM
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Ooooooh goody, another Pastafarian! my other favorite online religion!
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Online? Excuse me? Pastafarianism is worldwide.Just watch for the upcoming LINGUINE OF STEEL pastafari-rock tour. Coming to the most truthful venue in your area.
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-15-2007, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by PreachingthePasta2u
Online? Excuse me? Pastafarianism is worldwide. Just watch for the upcoming LINGUINE OF STEEL pastafari-rock tour. Coming to the most truthful venue in your area.
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Yes, I realize it's world-wide now, neat! (but I myself haven't encountered it anywhere except online)
I'll have check out that rock tour, thanks for mentioning it.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-16-2007, 03:05 PM
The Quarantine section must be overflowing these days...
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-16-2007, 03:51 PM
Fortunately for you, we currently believe that you are unable to be taken seriously, even by the mind-rotted atheists around, so we allow you to roam free. Kind of like a retarded puppy -- he's not smart enough to run away, so no one cares to tie him up.
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-19-2007, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Fortunately for you, we currently believe that you are unable to be taken seriously, even by the mind-rotted atheists around, so we allow you to roam free. Kind of like a retarded puppy -- he's not smart enough to run away, so no one cares to tie him up.
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Oh, I get it. Kind of like how you guys must be considered by any sane human being... I see, I see.
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: I am a gay black communist jew. -
08-29-2007, 04:13 AM
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HUG ME!
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*hugs* Teehee. Here ya go. Ignore all these meanie heads.
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