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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-18-2007, 03:00 AM
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Well my guess is that on those days when the 'uplugging' occurs, *certain people* would be extra grumpy for a while, seeing as that would have to be painful with 'roids!
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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-22-2007, 11:54 PM
My idea of hell would be satin raping me REALLY hard in every single one of my holes on my body. That would suck. It would be pretty nasty.
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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-23-2007, 12:10 AM
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My idea of hell would be satin raping me REALLY hard in every single one of my holes on my body. That would suck. It would be pretty nasty.
Listen retard: learn to spell! SATIN is a kind of cloth, often used to make sheets. It looks like THIS:

Your dark master SATAN is the embodiment of evil, and he looks like THIS:

GOT IT?

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-23-2007, 12:51 AM
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Um...yeah. Thanks ever so much for that particular mental image!old
Awww, come on, that's tame compared to some of the images that certain posters on this board manage to evoke!

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Listen retard: learn to spell! SATIN is a kind of cloth, often used to make sheets. It looks like THIS:
*snip* picture
Your dark master SATAN is the embodiment of evil, and he looks like THIS:
*snip* picture
You never know, Zeke, he might have actually meant satin!


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Awww, come on, that's tame compared to some of the images that certain posters on this board manage to evoke!
Sadly,that's quite true.

You never know, Zeke, he might have actually meant satin!
He might indeed - apparently some people just love dressing up in satin.
And fishnet tights & corsets...& some (who should remain nameless) even have a liking for fluffy handcuffs. PINK fluffy handcuffs.

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He might indeed - apparently some people just love dressing up in satin.
And fishnet tights & corsets...& some (who should remain nameless) even have a liking for fluffy handcuffs. PINK fluffy handcuffs.
We don't need to hear about your Lesbyterian fantasies, Lilith!

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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-23-2007, 01:02 PM
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He might indeed - apparently some people just love dressing up in satin.
And fishnet tights & corsets...& some (who should remain nameless) even have a liking for fluffy handcuffs. PINK fluffy handcuffs.
OKAY! I've HAD IT with you two! 10,000 infraction points to the next harlot who continues to spread these vile rumours about me and bears and pink satin handcuffs on these Godly boards!

I mean it!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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OKAY! I've HAD IT with you two! 10,000 infraction points to the next harlot who continues to spread these vile rumours about me and bears and pink satin handcuffs on these Godly boards!
She was referring to you?

Oh my. Well, isn't that . . . something.

Oh, I just remembered! I won't be able to make that little camping trip this weekend. I need to . . . um . . . help my neighbor eliminate a beehive.

Sorry, Pastor.
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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-23-2007, 10:24 PM
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OKAY! I've HAD IT with you two! 10,000 infraction points to the next harlot who continues to spread these vile rumours about me and bears and pink satin handcuffs on these Godly boards!

I mean it!
My dear Zeke, I would never dream of spreading rumors about you, in which case, would you be so kind as to explain the circumstances behind this post:
http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....51&postcount=3

And this one:
http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....8&postcount=19

Just so, you know, we have it right.


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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-23-2007, 11:23 PM
You call that cross-dressing bear Mr. Wiggles? But . . . but . . . you said that was my special nam what you called your beagle hound!
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I'm not saying a word!


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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-24-2007, 01:52 AM
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OKAY! I've HAD IT with you two! 10,000 infraction points to the next harlot who continues to spread these vile rumours about me and bears and pink satin handcuffs on these Godly boards!

I mean it!

What - there are RUMOURS as well?!

Do tell.

MR WIGGLES?!!!!!

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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-24-2007, 02:39 AM
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MR WIGGLES?!!!!!
Well, you know, Lilith....we could ask......but there's a distinct possibility that we wouldn't want to know the answer anyway.


Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-24-2007, 02:52 AM
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You call that cross-dressing bear Mr. Wiggles? But . . . but . . . you said that was my special nam what you called your beagle hound!
I must admit, I laughed when I saw this.
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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-25-2007, 08:46 PM
You guys should visit Kakashi's proctology....



Indeed.

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Default Re: Satanic stigmata - 01-25-2007, 08:51 PM
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You guys should visit Kakashi's proctology....



Indeed.

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Do you suffer from some kind of multiple personality disorder?

Smeagol, right?

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I answered that one right here. It's not a big deal, you just kind of get used to it after a while.

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I answered that one right here. It's not a big deal, you just kind of get used to it after a while.
We do have therapy for that, you know.

Well, we call it "exorcism".
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We do have therapy for that, you know.

Well, we call it "exorcism".

Do you flay the skin, or do you use the bore technique?

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Do you flay the skin, or do you use the bore technique?
"or"?

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