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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-08-2011, 02:24 AM

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As I was only trying to mend her ways as well.

Every post I say how I love Jesus and how he is the one and only. I dont understand where these accusations are coming from
You say you love Jesus, but your actions don't show that to be the case. You attack the good Sister who is a True Christian lady. Jesus warned us about people like you in the KJV1611 Bible and is very clear about how to recognize good works:

Matthew 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.


I pray that you repent and begin to bring forth good fruit....


Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
so a fool returneth to his folly
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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-08-2011, 02:25 AM

And Master Gordon. I think you accidentally put an "I" in the word "Jesus" instead of a "J", in your signature.

That is the appropriate way to help someone. Not by sarcastically attacking a new friend, like TheLordSavedMe had done to me, making me feel rather unwelcome.
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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-08-2011, 02:34 AM

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And Master Gordon. I think you accidentally put an "I" in the word "Jesus" instead of a "J", in your signature.

That is the appropriate way to help someone. Not by sarcastically attacking a new friend, like TheLordSavedMe had done to me, making me feel rather unwelcome.
You are obviously not well versed in the KJV1611 Bible which is written in olde English. You would do well to track down an olde English version of the KJV of the Bible and study it well.


Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
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(there's one HERE but it might be too late..)
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And Master Gordon. I think you accidentally put an "I" in the word "Jesus" instead of a "J", in your signature.

That is the appropriate way to help someone. Not by sarcastically attacking a new friend, like TheLordSavedMe had done to me, making me feel rather unwelcome.
You are obviously not well versed in the KJV1611 Bible which is written in olde English. You would do well to track down an olde English version of the KJV of the Bible and study it well.
Brother Gordon, yours is a common mistake. The 1611 King James Bible was not written in Old English.

Read this for an explanation: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...9&postcount=10


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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-08-2011, 09:43 PM

As soon as he come back, I will tell my father about this !


Jesus is my Best Friend for eternity !

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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-10-2011, 09:20 AM

Wow, i must say i think this is a very good idea! I would love my sister to attend but alas she is not true Christen.

She is 18 now, is there no way we can gag her and send her off for some Bible boot camp?
I so want her to turn away for her evil deeds and serve Christ!

I don’t appreciate the way that some people question the servants of god’s intentions with faithful young ladies who have faith and wish to learn more,
It sickens me to think how little fait they have!
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Wow, i must say i think this is a very good idea! I would love my sister to attend but alas she is not true Christen.

She is 18 now, is there no way we can gag her and send her off for some Bible boot camp?
I so want her to turn away for her evil deeds and serve Christ!

I don’t appreciate the way that some people question the servants of god’s God's intentions with faithful young ladies who have faith and wish to learn more,
It sickens me to think how little fait they have!
Like most heathens, they are all sex perverts, and see their own debauchery in everything they read, however innocent.

FOR EXAMPLE, when we read in James, one of the loveliest books given to us by God:

James 2
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My brethren, haue not the faith of our Lord Iesus Christ the Lord of glorie, with respect of persons.
2 For if there come vnto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poore man, in vile raiment:
3 And yee haue respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say vnto him, Sit thou here in a good place: and say to the poore, Stand thou there, or sit here vnder my footstoole:
4 Are yee not then partiall in your selues, and are become iudges of euill thoughts?

©1611

..how they cackle! "Look," they sneer "even the early Church gave preference to sodomites and rentboys, ha ha ha ha HA!" I have seen them go red in the face with demonic glee, and often they go outside. Naturally I follow them - and there they are. In the dirt. Frothing at the mouth and convulsing: a full demonic possession. They speak in a strange voice and proposition me in the lewdest terms imaginable; all these things are signs of Satan and I recognise them immediately.

It's the same when they see innuendo where there is none, fornication where there is only the Perfect Grace of God: it is the bile of Satan rising up inside them, reminding them of the perversions they will soon be purchasing in the nearest bordello. Satan thrusts his malevolence into them with increased urgency whenever God's word is heard (or read) and any invitation to private counselling - lovingly proffered - is debased in their minds to the level of a squirrel monkey mating frenzy or some slithering mass of hallucinogenic toads.
I wouldn't worry
too much about them.
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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-17-2011, 03:29 PM

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Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! I simply talk, discuss, help, and provide a firm hand in guidance for young women. The reason why it takes place in such an exquisite hotel is to put the young lady at ease because I want her to be as open and honest with herself as she possibly can. We all know women of that age are emotional trainwrecks. I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.
This is one funny thread. A firm hand on what? Open their legs? Inside? So you can probe them with what? Your dick? And satisfy then in what way? You sick piece of shit.
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This is one funny thread. A firm hand on what? Open their legs? Inside? So you can probe them with what? Your dick? And satisfy then in what way? You sick piece of shit.
Is this how you read your Bible, too? Pick and choose which scripture means something to you?


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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-17-2011, 03:54 PM

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Thank you Mitza for showing Widow's Son that he is indeed an illiterate idiot who thought he one-upped the Good Reverend.
and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?
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and how can you sit there behind your computer screen calling another human being an idiot and claim you are a true christian?
Because True Christians must always be truthful. It's in the Bible.
God is always truthful. He smote many peoples He thought little of or for their sins.

If God though you were a frozen-ferret-headed ear-muffed vodka-pickled illiterate spastic, do you honestly think he'd worry about your feelings beofre telling you?


Seriously. Get a gripski.
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Thank you Mitza for showing Widow's Son that he is indeed an illiterate idiot who thought he one-upped the Good Reverend.
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True Christians™ do not lie as God hates liars. So when someone is an idiot, we call him an idiot, idiot!

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Is there an echo in here?


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Is there an echo in here?
Sometimes retards forget what they just said; I think that fella may just be one of them. Since he's obviously mentally disabled, we should be a bit more lenient with him.

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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 02-19-2011, 07:59 PM

Hi Reverend.

This looks like what I need because I can't seem to meet any Christian men. Do you ever come to Miami? You could stay in our apartment.

And I'm in cosmetology school and think I can make your hair look a little more natural and real!

Please help me?
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Okay, no offense or anything but type normally, please? "Gawd" is not "God" and thanks for your Welcome and everything but really? "dat" "wimmin?" "wif" "lawd," what is that? That's not English. That's poor English. Youthgroup's are not made for lesbians they are made to teach a bunch of people at the same time about God. Guys are allowed too but Rev. seems to only want to teach women. So I made a thing to say women only.
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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women - 06-19-2014, 10:29 AM

I'm 23. I wouldn't be able to fly anywhere, but if it were at all possible I would love to have an email-conversation with you. I'm new to Christianity, so I don't Know much about it.

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