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Please Pray for the Falsely-Accused Pat Robertson -
02-09-2007, 08:43 AM
hey go check out what this crazy lunatic did this time....if only we all had the infinite patience and compassion of this man of god
http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle....9%26ran%3D6880
oh yea....and [expletive deleted] in one hand and pray in the other see what fills up first
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-09-2007, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by 15.3IQ
hey go check out what this crazy lunatic did this time....if only we all had the infinite patience and compassion of this man of god
http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle....9%26ran%3D6880
oh yea....and [expletive deleted] in one hand and pray in the other see what fills up first
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You're already on moderation for your blasphemy, and yet you continue to spit in the face of Jesus. Perhaps it's time for you to go in to rehab.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-09-2007, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by 15.3IQ
hey go check out what this crazy lunatic did this time....if only we all had the infinite patience and compassion of this man of god
http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle....9%26ran%3D6880
oh yea....and [expletive deleted] in one hand and pray in the other see what fills up first
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That fellow was probably an athiest who deserved to be killed. And if I were a bodybuilder and Pat Robertson threatened to kill me, I'd take the threat very seriously - this is a man who (with GOD's help, of course) can benchpress 2000 pounds! And you're welcome to defecate in your hands if you want to, but that's not how civilised Christian people behave.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-09-2007, 05:24 PM
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hey go check out what this crazy lunatic did this time....if only we all had the infinite patience and compassion of this man of god
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Hey, genius!
"Crazy lunatic" is redundant. All lunatics are crazy, by definition.
It's like "homosexual Belgian", "idiotic Netspeaker", or "Saved True Christian". In each case, the first term is not necessary.
But to the meat of your post: I'm sure Robertson only spoke the truth, and told the man that God would kill him and his family. After all, God kills everybody!
GLORY!
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-09-2007, 06:44 PM
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-09-2007, 08:07 PM
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Friend,
What can we say, Jesus see threw your lies. The fact that you come from some cheesy little Euro trash country is prouf enough of your depravity.
As for Mr Robertson; I have had problems with Robertson for a while. Look at this one; okay, the body builder is a homer standing in the way of Jesus' plan and needs to be elminated but what does Robertson do? He threatens. Robertson is just a liberal at heart.
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-09-2007, 09:05 PM
What the heck is in those diet shakes?
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-10-2007, 02:45 AM
Someone wanna tell me why I'm NOT surprised, loves? Robertson is yet ANOTHER hypocrite that is being CAUGHT for all the world to see so all shall know their TRUE COLORS. Now, THAT deserves a real AMEN!!
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Re: haha robertson is going to need prayers -
02-10-2007, 04:13 AM
Well, I see you have a new pic up Twinkie. Good God you are a VILE and DISGUSTING creature! And "ugly" does not even begin to describe you, friend!
Now, as for the blessed Rev. Pat Robertson and the ALLEGED threats he made to kill some two-bit bodybuilder and his "family" I don't think there is any truth in that allegation at all. BUT, if he did say it then I'm sure that it was because the good Reverend received a REVELATION and COMMAND from the LORD on HIGH! God speaks to His CHOSEN ONES, Twinkie boy, which is something you and all the other HEATHEN would know NOTHING about.
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"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
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