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Default Atheist Woodstock Planned in Nation's Capital - 02-18-2012, 03:36 AM

Well if THIS isn't evidence that Obama is in league with satan, I don't know what is. You never would have seen a godmocking spectacle like this under GWB's time. It just wouldn't have been allowed!

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Atheists bill big names for 'coming out' party in capital

The National Mall in Washington has hosted its share of rallies — some massive and iconic, like the famed civil rights march of 1963, which featured Martin Luther King’s "I Have a Dream" speech. Nonetheless, a scrappy coalition of atheists say they will make history on the Mall next month by pulling together what they say is the first nationwide celebration of secular values — what one of the organizers called a "Woodstock for non-belief."

"The intent is to unify, energize and embolden secular people nationwide, while dispelling the negative opinions held by so much of American society … and having a damn good time doing it!" according to the website for the March 24 Reason Rally, sponsored by "free thinkers" organizations.

Headliner for the Reason Rally is Richard Dawkins, a British evolutionary biologist and author who has been an especially scathing critic of creationism and the "intelligent design" theory embraced by some Christians.

Other speakers scheduled to appear include Taslima Nasrin— a physician, writer and secular humanist who has tangled with Islamic extremists in her home country of Bangladesh — and Jessica Ahlquist, the 16-year-old in Rhode Island who led the successful crusade against a prayer banner in her high school.

But the "damn good time" promised on the Reason Rally site surely refers to entertainers billed for the event — including "MythBusters" co-host Adam Savage, known for his propensity for blowing up various things, including conventional wisdom, on the weekly Discovery Channel program.

Also billed as appearing is musician-comedian Tim Minchin, a self-described atheist and skeptic, and Bad Religion, a punk rock band that has been performing since the 1980s and is known for their "Crossbuster" logo, created by band members when they were still teens practicing in a garage.

Just how many atheists will make the trek to the DC rally is unclear since it doesn’t require any registration.

"There’s electricity in our movement," said Dan Barker, co-president of the Madison, Wis.-based non-profit Freedom from Religion Foundation, a principal sponsor of the Reason Rally. "From what we feel… there’s going to be a huge turnout, but who knows?"

Easier to quantify is the growing number of Americans who say they do not identify with any god-centric religion — people who call themselves a lot of different things, including atheists, agnostics, religious skeptics and secular humanists.

The American Religious Identification Survey, carried out by researchers at Trinity College in Hartford, Connecticut, showed growth in this "no-religion" portion of the population since 1990. The so-called "nones" made up 15 percent of the U.S. population in 2008, up from 8 percent in 1990, according to the survey. The survey showed the "nones" skew young, with about 30 percent between 18 and 30 years of age.

"Non-religion is the fastest-growing 'religion,' while Christianity is shrinking," said Barker, once a Protestant minister. "There is something happening. The Reason Rally seems to be riding that wave."

One of the goals of the gathering is "to encourage attendees … to come out of the closet as secular Americans, or supporters of secular equality," according to the website.

To that end, organizers have arranged for a video address by Rep. Peter Stark, the only member of Congress who has declared himself a "nontheist." Last year, Stark introduced a resolution calling for the designation of Feb. 12 as Darwin Day to honor evolutionary science pioneer Charles Darwin.

The rally will weigh in with messages aimed at blunting the influence of the religious right in this election year: "God fixation won’t fix this nation" and "I’m secular and I vote."

Will the atheists face counter-protests on the Mall?

"We would be flattered if there were," said Barker. "It would mean we were noticed."
Well I guarantee that Landover Baptist Church will be there! And we'll have Jesus with us!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Atheist Woodstock Planned in Nation's Capital - 02-18-2012, 04:28 AM

The thing that's so nuts about this "rally" is, you don't need to go to Washington DC to qualify for hell. You can do that whereever you live.

I heard they are trying to fill a bus in Des Moines with Godmockers to attend that what-ever-it-is in DC.

We need to hire some folks from the dark side to let the air out of its tires.


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Default Re: Atheist Woodstock Planned in Nation's Capital - 02-18-2012, 04:54 AM

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We need to hire some folks from the dark side to let the air out of its tires.
Being a resident in Des Moines, I could surely try to go undercover and attempt this sabotage. My fear is that I will pass out from the overwhelming stench of patchouli and maple syrup, and I will be drug on the bus in my unconscious state. You are probably right, it may be safer to try and bargain with a couple of the ape worshipers.


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Being a resident in Des Moines, I could surely try to go undercover and attempt this sabotage. My fear is that I will pass out from the overwhelming stench of patchouli and maple syrup, and I will be drug on the bus in my unconscious state. You are probably right, it may be safer to try and bargain with a couple of the ape worshipers.
I would be more concerned about the stench of anal sex which will undoubtedly leave fog and residue in the windows and upholstery. Atheists ruin everything they come into contact with. No normal person will ever ride that bus again. I wonder if they will sacrifice the goat before or after they rape it.


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Default Re: Atheist Woodstock Planned in Nation's Capital - 02-18-2012, 10:44 AM

Atheists always give bullshit about 'atheism is just a lack of a belief in God'. If so then what are they going to do at this event? Just sit there in silence?

Atheism is a religion and the congregation are just turning up to worship their false gods of Darwin, Dawkins et al.

It will be full of fags, dykes and peodo's who would rather deny God than stop their perversions.

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Default Re: Atheist Woodstock Planned in Nation's Capital - 02-18-2012, 02:25 PM

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Atheists always give bullshit about 'atheism is just a lack of a belief in God'. If so then what are they going to do at this event? Just sit there in silence?

Atheism is a religion and the congregation are just turning up to worship their false gods of Darwin, Dawkins et al.

It will be full of fags, dykes and peodo's who would rather deny God than stop their perversions.

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Atheists,

2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Homosexuals,

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Lesbians,

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:


Peodos

Actually I don't know if God specifically has a problem with peodos however many of them will be catholics so fall under idolators,

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Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

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Default Re: Atheist Woodstock Planned in Nation's Capital - 02-18-2012, 03:20 PM

Yes, but some children are simply evil, hateful and filled with iniquity - these are the atheists and catholics of this world - all people who will never see Jesus.

On the matter of this "Rally", I see that the arch-fiend himself will be there:




delighting in the lusts of those without moral compasses! This will be less comfortable than Sodom and Gomorrah.

I suggest all Christians stay well away, as doubtless God will smite the few who attend.





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Default Re: Atheist Woodstock Planned in Nation's Capital - 02-18-2012, 05:46 PM

I'm also told that the Scottish godmocker Tim Minchin will be performing his usual rabid hatesongs designed to sour the listener on Christ's love.



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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