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10-29-2008, 02:56 PM
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1./ False advertising. There is absolutely no proof that you will go to heaven if you are good & hell if you are bad.
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Then it's a good thing that True Christianity™ doesn't teach that. We do not fall for the Romanist lie of salvation through works. This tract will explain this point to you.
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10-29-2008, 07:39 PM
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Then it's a good thing that True Christianity™ doesn't teach that. We do not fall for the Romanist lie of salvation through works. This tract will explain this point to you.
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Lol. Funny that the types of people mentioned (alcoholics, prostitutes, even murderers) are behaviours sanctioned by a (current) government that apparently believes in the church / god. Does this mean that dubya is going to heaven?
Have a look at this video series on youtube. Its pretty long (29 clips), but worth the watch.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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10-29-2008, 07:44 PM
What kind of a ghetto trash name is Jay Cee?
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10-29-2008, 07:55 PM
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What kind of a ghetto trash name is Jay Cee?
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I'm dumb
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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10-29-2008, 09:03 PM
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p.s. - re the trademark after True Christianity - can I buy shares in this company
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Re: False Religions Register -
10-29-2008, 11:57 PM
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I would like to submit Christianity based on the following points. Lets have a good honest debate based on logic (something that religion is very uncomfortable with.)
1./ False advertising. There is absolutely no proof that you will go to heaven if you are good & hell if you are bad.
2./ Failure to pay its way. Religion pays no taxes & they always need a little more.
3./ Lack of respect for people of other denominations. Religion's never had a big problem with killing people. Not really. More people have been killed in the name of "god" than any other reason. The more "devout" you are the more murder is seen as negotiable.
4./ Religious indoctrination propaganda materials are simple devices for controlling simple people. Filled with spooky language designed for primitive people.
5./ The 10 Commandments. Why are there 10 of them?
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This is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before proceeding with your unwarranted and hateful attacks on Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died that I might enjoy eternity in Heaven with Him.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions Register -
10-30-2008, 01:30 AM
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I would like to submit Christianity based on the following points. Lets have a good honest debate based on logic (something that religion is very uncomfortable with.)
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3./ Lack of respect for people of other denominations. Religion's never had a big problem with killing people. Not really. More people have been killed in the name of "god" than any other reason. The more "devout" you are the more murder is seen as negotiable.
4./ Religious indoctrination propaganda materials are simple devices for controlling simple people. Filled with spooky language designed for primitive people.
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Your mindless sophistry does not stand up to the facts. In the 20th century alone there were more that 170 million people killed. Outside of a very small percentage of mooselimbs and joos, the vast majority had nothing to do with religion.
You would do well to go back and do your homework, along with some extra curricular reading before you waste God's bandwidth. You are the one that is the simpleton.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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11-01-2008, 01:36 AM
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Your mindless sophistry does not stand up to the facts. In the 20th century alone there were more that 170 million people killed. Outside of a very small percentage of mooselimbs and joos, the vast majority had nothing to do with religion.
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O'Rly? Lets take a look back in time shall we.
War on Terror / World Trade Centre / War in Afghanistan / War in Iraq. At the end of the day its a war based on ideologies...
Israel / Palestine / Lebanon / Middle East
Kosovo / Serbia / Bosnia / Croatia
Disputed lands of Kashmir
Northern Ireland
WW2 (extermination of Jews qualifies)
Spanish Inquisition / Reconquista
French Wars of Religion
The Crusades
Muslim Conquests
I could quote numbers, but then this would just become an "appendage" measuring contest. Which when you think about it is how most wars begin i.e. "They have bigger "appendages"? - BOMB THEM!"
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You would do well to go back and do your homework, along with some extra curricular reading before you waste God's bandwidth. You are the one that is the simpleton.
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Homework completed with high distinction I'll leave the symbology to the symbol minded!
Now, you raise an interesting question. "god's bandwidth". Lets assume for the sake of the argument that god created everything physical in the universe. And that bandwidth refers either to light (photons travelling via fiber) or electrons (travelling from your local ISP to your router) traversing cable installed by your ISP.
So, god owns the light, the electrons & the cable, but what about the ISP? Last time I checked, a corporation does not have a soul. This then raises the question is a soul mandatory to be one of gods children? If so, then is it really god's bandwidth?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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11-01-2008, 01:44 AM
Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous, here to give you a message!
For years and years, you have all received countless hate-mail messages protesting against your religion, and the teachings it preaches and supports. Now, I am aware I may get banned soon, so I better make this quick: I am one of those protesters. I have read the many news articles, reports, and reviews you're pastors have uploaded onto your website. I find that OVER HALF OF WHAT YOU PREACH ABOUT IS FALSE!
I am a true Christian, coming form a Seventh-day Adventist background. Don't tell me my religion isn't 'true' like I'm telling you YOURS isn't true! I can tell the difference between a true and fake religion. You guys are just about as bad as Scientology!
Here are some lies you guys have created that I protest against:
"Chinese are automatically bound for hell."
"Pets won't be in heaven."
"Beat your kids with a New King James Bible."
"You will burn in hell for all of eternity if you are not saved."
I am appalled at the lies your pastors tell you! It sickens my heart to think that you guys all believe you are of such high standards, when you are truly very secular bastards who lie to the world about every aspect of our lives! Do you want to know something? Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, so don't put down Chinese people, you racists! Pets will be in heaven, so don't break your kid's hearts by telling them they'll never see their pet dog again after it got hit by a car! Do not beat your kids with the sacred message of the LORD!
And don't even get me started with this 'eternal burn' crap; that's a bloody lie, too, just to get people SCARED of hell in an attempt to FORCE them into your false religion. When you go to hell, you burn to death... not burn alive FOREVER! God has to recreate this world, so, he can't have it be burning for the rest of eternity!
I know you don't care about this message I have for you today, but, you know you'll burn in hell if you keep up your lies and you know it! You're just to scared to admit it, you pansies!
So, to remind you, the reason I protest against you is because you lie, and I hate liars! What I'm most pissed about is that you treat unsaved people like trash as if they aren't humans just like you or something! If you don't know how you lie, then please reread this whole post.
Have fun in hell Landover members,
Sincerely,
Anonymous.
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11-01-2008, 01:46 AM
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This is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before proceeding with your unwarranted and hateful attacks on Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died that I might enjoy eternity in Heaven with Him.
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WOW, there is some very errr, interesting propaganda listed in that thread you directed me to. I'll have to come back to it for a better read later as I have plans for my Saturday afternoon which appear cannot be discussed on this open forum as I do not wish to upset our fine moderators, nor offend the subscribers of this holy residence in cyberspace.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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11-01-2008, 01:51 AM
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If by "shares in this company" you mean treasure in heaven, then there's an easy way to build up that treasure. See that shiny "Donate" button at the bottom of the page? You know what to do.
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Ooooh, sounds like salvation is just a few short keystrokes away. But I'd like to see the balance sheet first just so I can be certain that my money is not going into a black hole (like say the demoncractic party ).
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11-01-2008, 01:58 AM
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Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous, here to give you a message!
For years and years, you have all received countless hate-mail messages protesting against your religion, and the teachings it preaches and supports. Now, I am aware I may get banned soon, so I better make this quick: I am one of those protesters. I have read the many news articles, reports, and reviews you're pastors have uploaded onto your website. I find that OVER HALF OF WHAT YOU PREACH ABOUT IS FALSE!
I am a true Christian, coming form a Seventh-day Adventist background. Don't tell me my religion isn't 'true' like I'm telling you YOURS isn't true! I can tell the difference between a true and fake religion. You guys are just about as bad as Scientology!
Here are some lies you guys have created that I protest against:
"Chinese are automatically bound for hell."
"Pets won't be in heaven."
"Beat your kids with a New King James Bible."
"You will burn in hell for all of eternity if you are not saved."
I am appalled at the lies your pastors tell you! It sickens my heart to think that you guys all believe you are of such high standards, when you are truly very secular bastards who lie to the world about every aspect of our lives! Do you want to know something? Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, so don't put down Chinese people, you racists! Pets will be in heaven, so don't break your kid's hearts by telling them they'll never see their pet dog again after it got hit by a car! Do not beat your kids with the sacred message of the LORD!
And don't even get me started with this 'eternal burn' crap; that's a bloody lie, too, just to get people SCARED of hell in an attempt to FORCE them into your false religion. When you go to hell, you burn to death... not burn alive FOREVER! God has to recreate this world, so, he can't have it be burning for the rest of eternity!
I know you don't care about this message I have for you today, but, you know you'll burn in hell if you keep up your lies and you know it! You're just to scared to admit it, you pansies!
So, to remind you, the reason I protest against you is because you lie, and I hate liars! What I'm most pissed about is that you treat unsaved people like trash as if they aren't humans just like you or something! If you don't know how you lie, then please reread this whole post.
Have fun in hell Landover members,
Sincerely,
Anonymous.
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I don't particularly care for the chinese after the last dodgy meal I got from the local take-away, but not being able to join your pets in heaven has spoiled the rest of my day! Moreso as I think it was my pet Doberman that the chinese served to me (Rover dressed as lamb )
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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11-01-2008, 02:08 AM
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Here are some lies you guys have created that I protest against: "Chinese are automatically bound for hell."
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There are no True Christians in China, therefore none of them are Saved, therefore, all are hellbound - what's your problem?
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"Pets won't be in heaven."
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Animals do not have souls and will not go to heaven. What about all those pigs, cows, fish and sheep you've eaten? Do you want to meet them again? Or that dog that bit your kid?
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"Beat your kids with a New King James Bible."
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Only for mild chastisement, a rod is the thing suggested.
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"You will burn in hell for all of eternity if you are not saved."
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This is absolutely true - you find me something that says otherwise in the Bible (KJV1611)
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Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, so don't put down Chinese people, you racists!
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You don't read too well do you - see above all slants are hellbound.
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Pets will be in heaven, so don't break your kid's hearts by telling them they'll never see their pet dog again after it got hit by a car!
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You're an idiot - you'll be telling us that cabbages go to heaven too - what bit of "They don't have souls" can't you grasp and why should we lie to our kids?
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Do not beat your kids with the sacred message of the LORD!
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2Tm:3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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When you go to hell, you burn to death... not burn alive FOREVER!
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Are you a Christian? How do you get to "burn to death" if you are dead already - you're not the brightest button in the box are you?
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11-01-2008, 02:10 AM
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I don't particularly care for the chinese after the last dodgy meal I got from the local take-away, but not being able to join your pets in heaven has spoiled the rest of my day! Moreso as I think it was my pet Doberman that the chinese served to me (Rover dressed as lamb )
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I see you are considered unsaved trash on the site just like me, eh? Seriously, though, Adventist believers (like me) know that pets will be in heaven, because God wants us to be happy rather than sad! These Landover idiots are juts trying to scare people into religion, which isn't right. See what I'm saying, Jay_Cee?
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11-01-2008, 02:18 AM
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Seriously, though, Adventist believers (like me) know that pets will be in heaven, because God wants us to be happy rather than sad!
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You'll be in the presence of the almighty God! What's to be sad about? It doesn't look like you'll be there though, since you're a false christian and a retard.
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11-23-2008, 11:32 PM
This is to anyone who is willing to listen. I mean no harm or disrespect to anyone. I am here only to learn. You see I like to study other religions. I myself have not choosen a religion. I was baptised and confrimed lutheran, but I have left my church because my personal believes do not agree with the churches believes. I honestly can tell you. I believe in god. But i also believe that every religon worships the same god whether they believe it or not. I also believe that I will go to heaven because I believe in God. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
I am just curious on how you guys believe with such dislike for other human beings. I cannot say what you believe is wrong, but i cannot say what I believe is wrong either. My mother is a Lutheran, my father a catholic, my brother just believes in God and claims no certain religon. My best friends are wiccan, catholic, lutheran. I have friends that are black, white, asian, mexican, and native american. I can say I hate no certain group of people. I would also like to say I believe your religion likes to use stereotypes. I also believe that every living organism has a soul.
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11-23-2008, 11:47 PM
So your personal beliefs are your religion. No problem. Just because the Bible disagrees with you, it must be wrong. Yes, that's a great way to pick a religion. Have you considered watching more cartoons for ideas?
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11-24-2008, 12:04 AM
I never said that I believed that the Bible was wrong. What I had said was the way that the church had explained the Bible I did not agree with. I have already said I have not choosen a religion. My believes have also not come from cartoons, but rather from expierence. And why must you try to bring me down with harmful words when I never said anything harmful. All I am trying to do is trying to see the world from your point of view.
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11-24-2008, 12:29 AM
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I never said that I believed that the Bible was wrong. What I had said was the way that the church had explained the Bible I did not agree with. I have already said I have not choosen a religion. My believes have also not come from cartoons, but rather from expierence. And why must you try to bring me down with harmful words when I never said anything harmful. All I am trying to do is trying to see the world from your point of view.
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Rejecting God's Holy Word AS WRITTEN is about the most hateful thing you can say or do. He tells us to trust HIM, not ourselves.
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This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-24-2008, 07:46 AM
I do not reject God's word. I have already said why I am here. I like to study the view of the world in the eyes of different religions. I am here just see where this religion gets its ideas from and how the people believe in the ideas of the religion.
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