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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 12:19 AM
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No-one is saying that one supports the other, you drug-addled tart! I said that ALL THE EVIDENCE supports one (creationism), and you were unable to come up with a coherent response.
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Quote me one Bible verse - just one - that supports evilution.
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You were asking me to come up with a BIBLICAL response that supports EVOLUTION!
That's like asking one of you republicans to come up with a reason to support democracy!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 01:36 AM
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You were asking me to come up with a BIBLICAL response that supports EVOLUTION!
That's like asking one of you republicans to come up with a reason to support democracy!
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If you had been homeschooled instead of wasting your time in secular schools that teach the lies they do, you would know that America is a REPUBLIC, not a demoncracy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 01:54 AM
Hmph.
The US SHOULD be a democracy, but even I can't deny that's a work in progress. (sigh)
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 05:59 AM
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Hmph.
The US SHOULD be a democracy, but even I can't deny that's a work in progress. (sigh)
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The US should be a Theocraty, and there is work being done to make this happen. 
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 04:04 PM
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Exposing children to such ghastly abuses like a dying fish is unconscionable and you should stop immediately.
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So how do you expose children to ghastly abuses? Like an injured maggot?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 05:28 PM
Well it sounds like a wonderful little experiment to teach young True Christian™ children about the Lord's work and how evilution is no more than silly nonsense.
I may try it with my young nephews, no doubt those poor little things need at least SOME chance of Salvation instead of Hell from my hellbound Catlick sister.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 06:41 PM
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Well it sounds like a wonderful little experiment to teach young True Christian™ children about the Lord's work and how evilution is no more than silly nonsense.
I may try it with my young nephews, no doubt those poor little things need at least SOME chance of Salvation instead of Hell from my hellbound Catlick sister.
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Perhaps I should assist you with that. My expertise in saving young Catholic girls from Satan's clutches in unparalleled.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 06:43 PM
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Perhaps I should assist you with that. My expertise in saving young Catholic girls from Satan's clutches in unparalleled.
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Hmmm. That's funny. It's says here you're currently residing in Yorkshire, a place crowded with Catholics. 
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 07:01 PM
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Funny? If find the fact that all those people are damned to hell for worshiping Mary funny???? 
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 07:08 PM
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Funny? If find the fact that all those people are damned to hell for worshiping Mary funny????
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Yes, and embryos should be put to Iraqi women, right? You are acting very cruel.
My point was that the UK is not particularly "blessed" with Catholics. They are a minority.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 07:34 PM
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Perhaps I should assist you with that. My expertise in saving young Catholic girls from Satan's clutches in unparalleled.
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Brother, I believe Rain mentioned her young ' nephews'.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 07:35 PM
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As the fish flops about, gasping for air, be sure to point out to the children that it doesn't appear to be sprouting limbs or developing lung function, and that in fact, it is dying an excruciatingly painful death. Feel free to ad lib here, you can rant about damnation and hellfire
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That's quite a blessed demonstration of Biblical truth, which (if you don't mind) I think I'll use as a demonstration at next week's Youth In Action meeting. One thing I'll be sure to do is point out the similarities between the fish's painfully funny flopping about and Terri Schiavo's own excruciatingly painful death, which Christians still mourn, I can tell you.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 07:42 PM
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That's quite a blessed demonstration of Biblical truth, which (if you don't mind) I think I'll use as a demonstration at next week's Youth In Action meeting. One thing I'll be sure to do is point out the similarities between the fish's painfully funny flopping about and Terri Schiavo's own excruciatingly painful death, which Christians still mourn, I can tell you.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 07:56 PM
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Brother, I believe Rain mentioned her young 'nephews'.
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Good Lord, so she did. Thanks for pointing that one out, I could have been about to make a serious mistake there. Sister Rain, how old's your sister?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-04-2006, 09:24 PM
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If you had been homeschooled instead of wasting your time in secular schools that teach the lies they do, you would know that America is a REPUBLIC, not a demoncracy.
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Exactly. True Christian™ Republicans know that our Godly government cannot be left to mob rule by the unsaved riff-raff (except in the matter of homer "marriage," but as any sane person can tell you, that's completely different from other issues).
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-05-2006, 05:00 PM
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Good Lord, so she did. Thanks for pointing that one out, I could have been about to make a serious mistake there. Sister Rain, how old's your sister?
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My sister?? Why she's not much older than me at 21. Spends every Sunday down at her 'church' praying to a statue of Mary, when she should be worshipping to the LORD. Hellbound as the rest of them!!
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-06-2006, 11:34 AM
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My sister?? Why she's not much older than me at 21. Spends every Sunday down at her 'church' praying to a statue of Mary, when she should be worshipping to the LORD. Hellbound as the rest of them!!
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Hmmm. 21? No, it's probably too late to save her. Oh well.
I don't suppose you have a younger sister, do you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-06-2006, 03:57 PM
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Hmmm. 21? No, it's probably too late to save her. Oh well.
I don't suppose you have a younger sister, do you?
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Re: Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over -
10-06-2006, 05:26 PM
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Brother, it's NEVER too late to Guarantee Salvation™ if someone has enough love for JESUS and enough money to be a Platinum Tither!
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GLORY!! I really should send my sister on vacation for the Godly True Christian™ men of Landover to sort her silly little Catlick self out. Only He knows if she will listen to Pastor Al's Godly wisdom, but I sure hope she will see the Light!!
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