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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-08-2008, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
You keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
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The irony completely escapes you, doesn't it?
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-08-2008, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
Did you really think that I'd go away just because you lot changed my name?
Besides, maggots are useful creatures - they help keep the world from being knee-deep in dead tissue.
And a crone is a woman who has reached menopause, which I am, so that's not the insult you intended it to be.
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You and SnottyDuck should get together. You are two peas in a pod.
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WELCOME BACK PASTOR!!!!
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-08-2008, 11:43 PM
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Besides, maggots are useful creatures
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So you're misnamed then.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 12:49 AM
*Sighs* Well, I knew he (Zeke) wouldn't be exiled for long. But it sure was great while it lasted; I shall remember Zeke-Gate fondly.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
*Sighs* Well, I knew he (Zeke) wouldn't be exiled for long. But it sure was great while it lasted; I shall remember Zeke-Gate fondly.
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Er, what?
Zeke was on vacation, and I was in a weeklong farming and ranching seminar in South Dakota.
I now know how to run a chicken farm (and castrate a bull, but that's neither here nor there)! I'm thinking some chickens, providing fresh, free-range eggs for my guests at The Monthly Visitor, would add to the totally organic experience of a stay.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Er, what?
Zeke was on vacation, and I was in a weeklong farming and ranching seminar in South Dakota.
I now know how to run a chicken farm (and castrate a bull, but that's neither here nor there)! I'm thinking some chickens, providing fresh, free-range eggs for my guests at The Monthly Visitor, would add to the totally organic experience of a stay.
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Ooooohhhh!!! Well, in that case, I didn't miss Zeke while he was on vacation. I thought it was supposed to be permanent. Glad you're back, though! You, I like; him, I don't.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
And somebody has to pay for all that new bling you just laid on Thumpy.
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On the one hand, it's good that you don't buy into the corporate view of women as objects for the display of merchandise. On the other, the use of "bling" in that sense smacks of class bias or worse.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 04:14 PM
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You, I like; him, I don't.
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Typical bulldyke.
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05-09-2008, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
On the one hand, it's good that you don't buy into the corporate view of women as objects for the display of merchandise. On the other, the use of "bling" in that sense smacks of class bias or worse.
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I'LL show YOU a "display of merchandise!" Name the time and the place!
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 08:30 PM
A man whom Jesus himself endorsed could never really be suspect of anything like the false witness that was put forth on poor Pastor Zeke.
We must pull back together to fight the true threats out there.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I understand that there was some trouble here on God's favorite forum while I was away? Some hacked accounts or something? I'm sure Brother BJ and his boys in security will get to the bottom of it.
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If we want real security, we need to use servers that are totally hackproof. Maybe we should host this forum on Diebold voting machines. They´re so secure that they don´t even need a paper audit trail! Our Godly president´s spiritual advisor, Karl Rove, said that we can all trust Diebold - that´s good enough for me.
YIC,
Buford
yours in Christ,
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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I understand that there was some trouble here on God's favorite forum while I was away? Some hacked accounts or something? I'm sure Brother BJ and his boys in security will get to the bottom of it.
Whoever installed all the new security gizmos in my estate is to be commended. Praise Jesus.
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Trivial problems pastor. Just some young scallywags spreading some silly rumor that the Landover servers were bomb and there was a shoot out with a gang of Columbians in the Lobby of Landover Church. Silly stuff really.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-09-2008, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins
If we want real security, we need to use servers that are totally hackproof. Maybe we should host this forum on Diebold voting machines. They´re so secure that they don´t even need a paper audit trail! Our Godly president´s spiritual advisor, Karl Rove, said that we can all trust Diebold - that´s good enough for me.
YIC,
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Diebold has signed up as a beta-tester for JesOS™ Embedded 1.1. I wouldn't normally say that, but the press release will be out this evening anyway, and besides, I'm among friends here on God's favorite discussion forum.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-10-2008, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
Did you really think that I'd go away just because you lot changed my name?
Besides, maggots are useful creatures - they help keep the world from being knee-deep in dead tissue.
And a crone is a woman who has reached menopause, which I am, so that's not the insult you intended it to be.
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Of course it ain't an insult, honey, but more a truthful description. Why is it that you hippy types never shower? What do y'all have against cleanliness? But, I guess cleanliness is closer to Godliness which would explain why a heathen would want to revel in filth and maggots.
Just wash yourself if you ever decide to visit Louisiana else I'd smell you as soon as you entered the state, most like.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-10-2008, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone
Besides, maggots are useful creatures - they help keep the world from being knee-deep in dead tissue.
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They can also get inside a person's skull and eat his brain while he is still alive -> link. God can certainly be creative when it comes to punishing sinners. SHOUT GLORY!
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-10-2008, 09:54 PM
Another thread is dying and crawling with maggots. What else is new?
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
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Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Dodger556
Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
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What in the world are you talking about, friend?
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Dodger556
Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
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My TC status hasn't been revoked. See? <pointing at name>
Incidentally, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that The Monthly Visitor will be opening for business June 1, a full month ahead of schedule!
Special thanks to the inspectors from the city, who rushed out this weekend and actually DID the rest of the plumbing, electrical, and HVAC work FOR me!
I am truly blessed.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:25 AM
Do you really want me to dig up the thread, which started about 1.5 weeks ago, where pretty much every TC and a few mod's were condemning him? Pastor Billy, I remember you saying in a reply that you always thought there would be problems with how zeke was so quick condemn people himself.
JennyD, surely you remember when your title was just member, just like zeke's was at that same time ( about a week ago ).
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