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05-04-2012, 03:37 AM
Hi am new to the Community and am a lover of Jesus. However I do not understand many of the comments and ways of these people. I don't think the white race is superior or you must be republican or why hate African Americans? I have many questions. Thank you! Hope to talk to you soon!
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05-04-2012, 03:40 AM
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Hi am new to the Community and am a lover of Jesus. However I do not understand many of the comments and ways of these people. I don't think the white race is superior or you must be republican or why hate African Americans? I have many questions. Thank you! Hope to talk to you soon!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-04-2012, 03:42 AM
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Hi am new to the Community and am a lover of Jesus. However I do not understand many of the comments and ways of these people. I don't think the white race is superior or you must be republican or why hate African Americans? I have many questions. Thank you! Hope to talk to you soon!
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First of all, I forgive you for persecuting us.
Second of all, the reason white people seem superior is only because they pray more. But I see why you would assume such a thing.
The reason God's people are Republican is because the Republican party is the only one that wants to implement Biblical law, and that is God's will to do so.
Also, True Christians™ do not hate African Americans. We only want them to get off the crack and find Jesus.
Does that help, friend?
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Re: New to the community -
05-04-2012, 03:48 AM
Yes thank you for answering my questions
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05-04-2012, 03:52 AM
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Yes thank you for answering my questions
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Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-04-2012, 01:10 PM
I'm not sure what you mean by "lover" but in tha case of Africans, their plight is well anticipated by God (in Genesis) and so it is to be sure.
GENESIS 9
18 And the sonnes of Noah that went forth of the Arke, were Shem, and Ham, and Iaphet: and Ham is the father of Canaan.
19 These are the three sonnes of Noah: and of them was the whole earth ouerspread.
20 And Noah began to bee an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard.
21 And he dranke of the wine, and was drunken, and hee was vncouered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakednesse of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Iaphet tooke a garment, and layed it vpon both their shoulders, and went backward, and couered the nakednesse of their father, and their faces were backward, and they saw not their fathers nakednesse.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his yonger sonne had done vnto him.
25 And he said, Cursed bee Canaan: a seruant of seruants shall hee be vnto his brethren.
26 And hee saide, Blessed bee the LORD God of Shem, and Canaan shalbe his seruant.
27 God shall enlarge Iaphet, and he shal dwel in the tents of Shem, and Canaan shalbe his seruant.
28 And Noah liued after the flood, three hundred and fifty yeeres.
29 And all the dayes of Noah were nine hundred & fifty yeeres, and he died.
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05-04-2012, 02:53 PM
well, hi Misu Nerdstoool, and welcome to these here Godly forums.
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: New to the community -
05-04-2012, 06:05 PM
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Hi am new to the Community and am a lover of Jesus. However I do not understand many of the comments and ways of these people. I don't think the white race is superior or you must be republican or why hate African Americans? I have many questions. Thank you! Hope to talk to you soon!
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Why do you capitalize "community," but not "Republican?"
Are you a communist?
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Re: New to the community -
05-04-2012, 07:12 PM
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Hi am new to the Community and am a lover of Jesus. However I do not understand many of the comments and ways of these people. I don't think the white race is superior or you must be republican or why hate African Americans? I have many questions. Thank you! Hope to talk to you soon!
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Welcome Miss. I am not in the least bit surprised much of the world confuses you. In todays fast paced life, it is a bit much for a females brain to comprehend. Why it took years for my Mrs. to get the swing of when to stand and when to drop to her knees for Jesus.
It is not that I think the White race is suerior, it what God has told us. Being He created everything, I stongly suspect He has a better handle on things than I and of course, much, much more than you.
There is no such thing as 'African American's. Either a nigra is a gazelle hunting savage or a shuffled footed pie thief. I have yet to hear of a nigra stealing a pie and spear chucking a baboon. You cannot be both. You cannot be a dot headed indian that goes 'woo-woo' either.
All you questions are answered in the KJV Bible, certainly more answers than a empty headed female has a right to know.
See you in Church
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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05-04-2012, 11:00 PM
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Welcome Miss. I am not in the least bit surprised much of the world confuses you. In todays fast paced life, it is a bit much for a females brain to comprehend. Why it took years for my Mrs. to get the swing either.
All you questions are answered in the KJV Bible, certainly more answers than a empty headed female has a right to know.
See you in Church
YIC
JH
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That is another think I don't understand. Why do you think women are "empty headed"?
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05-04-2012, 11:03 PM
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That is another think I don't understand. Why do you think women are "empty headed"?
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It's not so much that they are empty headed as always waiting to find out from their men what they should have thought.
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05-04-2012, 11:06 PM
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That is another think I don't understand. Why do you think women are "empty headed"?
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Friend, I do not think women are empty headed, women simply are empty headed.
1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
1st Corinthians 11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
1st Corinthians 11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
1st Corinthians 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
1st Peter 3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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05-04-2012, 11:10 PM
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That is another think I don't understand. Why do you think women are "empty headed"?
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1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. 35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
The Bible teaches us that women do not get information into their pretty little heads as well as their husbands do. They need to get home and check their understanding with their husbands,
YIC
Jack
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: New to the community -
05-04-2012, 11:13 PM
Ooooo, I missed that one, Brother O'Fagan. Very poignant!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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05-04-2012, 11:22 PM
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Ooooo, I missed that one, Brother O'Fagan. Very poignant!
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Thank you, and I believe you deserve credit for using the word 'poignant'. What a lovely word. I'm so glad the God made the American language.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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05-05-2012, 04:08 AM
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It's not so much that they are empty headed as always waiting to find out from their men what they should have thought.
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Ok now I really cannot tell. Is this web cite serious because some of the stuff said on here is bullshit and makes me laugh!
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05-05-2012, 04:13 AM
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Ok now I really cannot tell. Is this web cite serious because some of the stuff said on here is bullshit and makes me laugh!
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How dare you blaspheme like that!? How dare you even imply that the Holy Word of God is anything but perfection!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-05-2012, 05:32 AM
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Ok now I really cannot tell. Is this web cite serious because some of the stuff said on here is bullshit and makes me laugh!
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Ecclesiastes 7:6 For like the crackling of thorns under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool.
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Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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05-05-2012, 06:53 AM
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Ok now I really cannot tell. Is this web cite serious because some of the stuff said on here is bullshit and makes me laugh!
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Hey pottymouth, I have a couple of assignments for you:
1) Learn the difference between "site," which in this case would be a noun, and "cite," which is a verb.
2) Make a list of the top three things in your life that are making you so profoundly unhappy.
3) Imagine how sweet it would be if Jesus could fix those things for you.
Guess what, friend?
Jesus can fix those things!
Wouldn't you like to know how you might be able to get Him to do so?
Stick around and we'll teach you.
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Re: New to the community -
05-05-2012, 07:24 AM
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That is another think I don't understand. Why do you think women are "empty headed"?
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Hi Misunderstood
Welcome to God's favourite forum, we think women are 'empty-headed' because they are. Are you a woman? If you are that would explain why Pastor Zeke has twice now asked you to introduce yourself properly and you haven't.
My favourite part of any introduction is the favourite Bible verse. What's yours? What inspires you?
The one inspiring me today is:
1 Timothy 2:11
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
All the best
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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