[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Militans Deo

I'm a little late to this debate and please forgive any incorrect punctuation English class in school was not my greatest subject. (For the record I am not talking about the language class.) I believe you are slightly bit delusional Sir, if you wish to speak of "inferior races trying to take power from those who are obviously superior" then you should know as a "christian" that the Jewish nation is god's chosen people. For they begat Jesus is only begotten son. So how can a European descendant claim the right to be a "Superior Race" when god has not chosen them as such? Such claims are a contradiction to the context of the bible. This entire thread has sicken me, shook me to my core with how vial you and others religious views are so twisted and dark. To call women you've never met nor know what their life growing up was like as "witches or whores". By "your standards" I myself would be a "whore" for the fact I have no children of my own, even thou the ability of having children was robbed of me since birth. I've never had any "relation" with any man to be called a whore, yet here you people are doing just that. Calling women you've never met and/or know such vial things. The verses of the bible you've used to back up your "argument / opinions" have been taken out of context.

Is it that time of the month for you, dear? I know when I'm feeling particularly... ornery, I try to leave the men alone. They have enough burdens running the country to feel like they have to stop and take care of an angry-one-minute-weepy-the-next overgrown girl. There there, dear. Perhaps some Midol would help. And if you truly love Jesus and pray forgiveness, He will heal you of the sin of barrenness. He promises (James 5:14-15)!

[Brother Gonzalez]

To militant deodorant or whatever, and every other sinner out there: please indicate how and where a True Christian has twisted or taken out of context the Bible. If you cannot produce a single line, we will accuse you in court, of religious persecution.

Thanks.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Is it that time of the month for you, dear?

My dear husband solved that pesky time-of-the-month problem for me (and, more importantly, for him) by ensuring that he fulfils his duty to Our Lord:

Psalm 128:3-5 - Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round about thy table.

A woman who has borne her husband 12 children (11 of them sons) in 15 years of marriage has little time for so-called PMT - Petulant Mommy Tantrums as Matthew and the boys call them! And our daughter (10 next month) knows that when her time comes, she will be expected to keep any problems to herself and not give way to such disgraceful behavior.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

My dear husband solved that pesky time-of-the-month problem for me (and, more importantly, for him) by ensuring that he fulfils his duty to Our Lord:

Psalm 128:3-5 - Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round about thy table.

A woman who has borne her husband 12 children (11 of them sons) in 15 years of marriage has little time for so-called PMT - Petulant Mommy Tantrums as Matthew and the boys call them! And our daughter (10 next month) knows that when her time comes, she will be expected to keep any problems to herself and not give way to such disgraceful behavior.

You're an inspiration to all women, dearest Sister! How the LORD has blessed you mightily to gift you such a virile husband!

[imahomo]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

They dont have babies anymore. And what is a woman without a baby? Right either a witch or some kind of whore.

Comrade,
A woman without a baby is the happiest being in the world. What is a man without a baby? Insecure.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by imahomo

Comrade,
A woman without a baby is the happiest being in the world. What is a man without a baby? Insecure.

Dear Totally and Completely Ultra-shocking (no, not really) Gay Communist:

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

As such, it counts for a grand total of diddly around here. Even if anyone here knew who the h*** you are, and you had incredible educational and moral references, were one of the most respected people in the world, your opinion, however eminently justifiable in humanistic terms, still counts for nothing.

Because opinions don't matter here unless you can back them up with the King James Bible. So read it, know what you're up against, and you might just have a chance at emerging from this experience not looking like a complete idiot.

Surprise me?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by imahomo

Comrade,
A woman without a baby is the happiest being in the world. What is a man without a baby? Insecure.

To make sense of this conversation, let's change is from "What is a man..?" to "Who is a man?"

A real man is President Donald Trump. His children are mostly not relevant to him. He was gone most of the time when they were growing up or were with former wives. He has a teenage son now but his mother is raising him. President Trump has spent his adult life playing the field with women. Having slept with many women, children came along as sort of an inevitable afterthought. This is real manhood.

Insecure? This man is building a wall. He stood up to a North Korean Dictator. He has insulted the most popular personalities of our time. He does not need children.

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

My dear husband solved that pesky time-of-the-month problem for me (and, more importantly, for him) by ensuring that he fulfils his duty to Our Lord:

Psalm 128:3-5 - Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round about thy table.

A woman who has borne her husband 12 children (11 of them sons) in 15 years of marriage has little time for so-called PMT - Petulant Mommy Tantrums as Matthew and the boys call them! And our daughter (10 next month) knows that when her time comes, she will be expected to keep any problems to herself and not give way to such disgraceful behavior.

Twelve children? That's wonderful! I myself only have five boys. We tried, but sadly that looks like all the soldiers I'll be having for my Lord.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

There is this woman in Germany, I don't know her title but her name is Angela Merkel. I don't like the way she behaves around the President.

Women should smile at the President and look at him admiringly. She looks at him with doubtful eyes. She is one of today's difficult women:

Brother Mr. Mayor, your prayers have been answered! This Merkle lady has promised to skulk away quietly. It appears she has thoroughly humiliated herself after promising Satan to lead the German People into a Feminazi Future against Jesus, but the German people will have nothing of it! I pray other Satan worshipers see the folly of their ways and women stop being so difficult and return to their place in the Natural Order of Things - as help meets to their husbands (Genesis 2:18).

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Brother Mr. Mayor, your prayers have been answered! This Merkle lady has promised to skulk away quietly. It appears she has thoroughly humiliated herself after promising Satan to lead the German People into a Feminazi Future against Jesus, but the German people will have nothing of it! I pray other Satan worshipers see the folly of their ways and women stop being so difficult and return to their place in the Natural Order of Things - as help meets to their husbands (Genesis 2:18).

Thank you for bringing us back to the Bible, Sister Mary. I did a little study and found that the most sinful countries are the ones led by women. The most sinful woman in history was Eve. Here are the Eves from around the world:

Argentina: President Cristina Fernandes de Kirshner Half the couples in Argentina live in sin.

Brazil: President Dilma Rousseff Brazil has six legal nude beaches.

Denmark: Prime Minister Helle Throning-Schmidt Churches are empty.

Norway: Prime Minister Erna Solberg Blond lesbians dancing in the streets.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Katrín Jakobsdóttir (probably named for a character in The Game of Thrones)- Prime Minister of Iceland - the place with a Penis Museum.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, I'd like to add to that:

Britain: Prime Minister Theresa Mary May. This small country has 2,000 Baptist churches but only 120,000 Baptists. That's an average of only 60 per church and - much worse - less than 0.2% of the population. Plus, the head of state and head of the "state church" is currently a woman. (I don't mean that she's likely to trans- herself into a man, I just mean that she's old and will soon be dead and replaced by her son.)

[Didymus Much]

Canada - a little over four months under Kim Campbell PC CC OBC QC, 25 years ago, and look where we are now.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Canada - a little over four months under Kim Campbell PC CC OBC QC, 25 years ago, and look where we are now.

Yeah, under a perpetual cloud of pot smoke.