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Default Biblical Wisdom v. Earthly Superstition - 12-03-2018, 03:43 PM

The Bible is filled with the distilled Wisdom of God. Everything in it is true and valid today.Every verse of every book is a truth unto itself!

Proverb:14:12: There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
Proverb:19:15:Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
Proverb:21:9: It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

Even outside Proverbs we have wisdom! Here's one at random:
Eze:7:12: The time is come, the day draweth near: let not the buyer rejoice, nor the seller mourn:for wrath is upon all the multitude thereof.
Eze:7:13: For the seller shall not return to that which is sold, although they were yet alive:for the vision is touching the whole multitude thereof, which shall not return;neither shall any strengthen himself in the iniquity of his life.

See how those contrast with things that uninspired men have said:

All’s fair in love and war
Not if you come home to find your wife being “gone in unto” in a big way by someone you regarded as a friend.

A watched kettle never boils
If the kettle is in full working condition, is plugged in, switched on,contains water and there are no problems with your electricity supply, it can’t not boil.

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket
You go to the supermarket to buy eggs, but you take each egg out of the box and put it in a separate basket and then take all the baskets to the check-out. And then you put each single egg into an entirely separate bag. Remember to bring an empty egg box – or an old jar with some cotton wool in it – to protect the single egg until you get it home and place it safely in the ‘fridge where you keep your solitary eggs. (Putting all your eggs in one fridge seems to be OK though.)

Good things come to those who wait
Oakland Raider fans, Bernie Edwards supporters and anyone who was, for some reason, looking forward to the film version of The Hobbit.

A cat has nine lives
Like every single thing that has ever lived – pterodactyls, haddock, poison ivy– a cat has one life. Remember that time a cat died? It’s still dead.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place
There is absolutely no reason why God can’t or won’t direct his weapon of choice. But if you’re okay with God putting one billion volts of electricity through your body then this proverb is moot.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
Angels do not fear anything. If you think they do, you are a fool. You and your money are soon parted. That proverb is not wrong.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again
It depends whether you’re trying to find a cure for male pattern baldness or trying to retrieve your iPhone from a silverback gorilla. “I think I can distract it by juggling these peaches…”

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
If you’re clutching a live robin, why is that better than two robins sitting in a bush, minding their own business? The robin in your hand is almost certainly terrified and will eventually do a shit on you. Or perhaps you’re going to train the robin to fetch you individual Cheetos from a bowl? If so, then at least you have a plan. Good for you.

Ignorance is bliss
Atheism, Catholicism, being a Demoncrat, etc., all are ignorant lifestyles – These so-called "people" must live in a permanent state of horrifying delusion: the Lord does not protect them – they are out there on their own and Death and the Eternal Fires loom large. How can that be "Bliss"?




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Default Re: Biblical Wisdom v. Earthly Superstition - 12-03-2018, 04:41 PM

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Ignorance is bliss
Atheism, Catholicism, being a Demoncrat, etc., all are ignorant lifestyles – These so-called "people" must live in a permanent state of horrifying delusion: the Lord does not protect them – they are out there on their own and Death and the Eternal Fires loom large. How can that be "Bliss"?
Pastor Bathfire, that last one always reminds me of:
What you don't know can't hurt you
My three youngest boys don't yet know exactly where the quicksand is on our beach, and the baby doesn't even know not to crawl into the middle of the driveway. That won't stop them getting sucked to a slow and unpleasant death or crushed by a delivery van.


Ecclesiastes 12:13

Let vs heare the conclusion of the whole matter: Feare God, and keepe his commandements, for this is the whole duetie of man.
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Love Jesus Re: Biblical Wisdom v. Earthly Superstition - 12-03-2018, 07:15 PM

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Pastor Bathfire, that last one always reminds me of:
What you don't know can't hurt you
My three youngest boys don't yet know exactly where the quicksand is on our beach, and the baby doesn't even know not to crawl into the middle of the driveway. That won't stop them getting sucked to a slow and unpleasant death or crushed by a delivery van.

Sister Joanna,


I would be happy to teach your boys water safety. Just let me know when Matthew is going to be in Australia or someplace just as far and I'll stop by to be a proper role model. No charge!


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Biblical Wisdom v. Earthly Superstition - 12-03-2018, 07:41 PM

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Sister Joanna,
I would be happy to teach your boys water safety. Just let me know when Matthew is going to be in Australia or someplace just as far and I'll stop by to be a proper role model. No charge!
What a kind thought, Brother Larry. By the time the sea warms up (around July) the youngest twins will be two-and-a-half and I fully expect them to be safe to go off with their older brothers, but little Thomas will be only just a year old and I'd really appreciate some help with babysitting during and immediately after my next confinement. So thank you!

The older boys would be just thrilled to take you out spear-fishing and shooting. And Matthew says if you could maybe clean the horses' teeth or whatever it is you do, that would be great.

The guest houses are usually all full of family in July, but the caravan in Jaywick Sands should be free and it's a relatively short swim across the estuary to Kent.

But I am going off-topic with my female chatter: apologies, Pastor Bathfire.


Ecclesiastes 12:13

Let vs heare the conclusion of the whole matter: Feare God, and keepe his commandements, for this is the whole duetie of man.
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