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Jesus Adopt a Homer or Lizzybun For Christ - 12-02-2018, 05:49 PM

Adoption is a special thing. Studies have shown (I just can't find it right now) that an adopted child is a happier, healthier child IF that home is a True Christian™ environment filled with discipline, restrictions, and reproach with a Christ-like flair.


Everyone hates the homosexual (again, I have research for this somewhere) and while a little more tolerated, the lizzybun woman is also despised horribly. So I was thinking. If hatred is akin to murder (1 John 3:14-15) and the Bible says thou shalt not kill (which it does)then are we not sinning when we hate the homer? So why not adopt the homer as a part of our family - for instance, as a brother - and then we will hate them in a Christ-like fashion (Matthew 10:35).


This makes all the more sense in light of 1 John 4:19-20. No. Wait. So Christ wants to turn us against...but then he says whoever hates...well let me think about this one a little more and I'll get back to you. I know the perfect Word of God is not only food for the soul but is above any reproach, so it has to make sense. It's just me not being able to put it together just now because I was out ministering to the effeminate and innately disordered VERY late last night. Praise God


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Adopt a Homer or Lizzybun For Christ - 12-09-2018, 07:21 PM

Asked my Pa if I could. He said no and that I would never clean up after the homer’s glitter trails it would leave behind. Sad, but I do believe I would neglect it. He did say that I could get a Rottweiler if I wanted though.


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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