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Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.40%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,556 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 9 0.04%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 11-23-2008, 08:38 PM

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Pastor Ezekiel how do you know what its like to be in a kitchen? Do you cook in the kitchen or something? I thought women were the only ones who cook in the kitchen. I guess you are womanly or gay or something if you are used to being in the kitchen so much you can stand alot of heat.

Some cooking was meant to be done by men, because of the heat.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 11-28-2008, 10:28 AM

Nobar, are you beating plungers into plowshares?

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-08-2008, 01:23 PM

Christianity. Everything you have, you've stolen from other religions, especially us Pagans.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-08-2008, 01:38 PM

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Christianity. Everything you have, you've stolen from other religions, especially us Pagans.
Please do enlighten us as to what we've stolen from other religions.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-08-2008, 01:40 PM

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 12-08-2008, 01:47 PM

I'll leave out for now the minor detail that you can't tell us in your own words, but instead have to resort to posting a link. I am not going to take seriously anything from a group called "Joy of Satan Ministries," especially when the author is so ignorant that he or she lumps True Christianity™ in with such damnable cults as the Roman institution and the Joe Hovey's Wetnesses.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-05-2009, 01:53 AM

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I'll leave out for now the minor detail that you can't tell us in your own words, but instead have to resort to posting a link. I am not going to take seriously anything from a group called "Joy of Satan Ministries," especially when the author is so ignorant that he or she lumps True Christianity™ in with such damnable cults as the Roman institution and the Joe Hovey's Wetnesses.
I'm not personally a Jehovah's Witness, but what is so wrong with them? They follow good morals and as far as I know translate the bible very literally.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-05-2009, 02:51 AM

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I'm not personally a Jehovah's Witness, but what is so wrong with them? They follow good morals and as far as I know translate the bible very literally.
They are wrong because they are not True Christians™. They read a mistranslation of Scripture that leads them to believe in all sorts of heretical doctrines, such as that Jesus is really the angel Michael rather than the Second Person of the Trinity (and may He forgive me for typing that, even to warn people against false religions). As for their good morals, lots of false religions lead their flocks to follow good morals; the problem with that is that salvation is not through good morals, but by grace through faith. But the conclusive proof that they are a false religion is that they have a history of making spectacularly wrong prophecies; Scripture assures us that any prophet with an accuracy rate of less than 100% is a false prophet:

Deut. 18:22: When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.


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I'm not personally a Jehovah's Witness, but what is so wrong with them? They follow good morals and as far as I know translate the bible very literally.
Michael Jackson was a JW, until she converted to mudslime-ism. Does that sound moral to you?


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-05-2009, 08:18 AM

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Michael Jackson was a JW, until she converted to mudslime-ism. Does that sound moral to you?
'Prince' is a JW.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-08-2009, 05:38 PM

I think Buddhists are, but that might be the desire to be a ex chink speaking instead of me. One of the worst things about Buddhism is how they think they can cheat their way out of hell. They think that if they say the name of Amitabha Buddha they will be reborn in the Pure Realm. How lame is that? Too close to Christianity to be anything but a counterfeit form of it. They ought to be ashamed! Taoists too! They are the worst!
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I think Buddhists are, but that might be the desire to be a ex chink speaking instead of me. One of the worst things about Buddhism is how they think they can cheat their way out of hell. They think that if they say the name of Amitabha Buddha they will be reborn in the Pure Realm. How lame is that? Too close to Christianity to be anything but a counterfeit form of it. They ought to be ashamed! Taoists too! They are the worst!
I'd say that what makes Buddhists worst is that they don't even worship a God.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-04-2009, 07:35 AM

I would say the mormons. I am at one the devils' universities, BYU, trying to do my part for JESUS, but they are too prideful and wicked to know what is true.
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I would say the mormons. I am at one the devils' universities, BYU, trying to do my part for JESUS, but they are too prideful and wicked to know what is true.
I didn't think they allowed non-Mormons at Bring'em Young University, it being a private, Mormon Church-run religious school and all.

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I've often wondered how one picks a cult-run school over a Christian school. Maybe you can enlighten me on that subject?


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-04-2009, 07:53 AM

they receive funding from government for their research so they have to admit some people that aren't mormon or they could be sued and we know how much mormons love money. i felt like it was what JESUS wanted me to do. it was definitely a struggle to have to come here but i knew it was right.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-05-2009, 04:16 AM

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That's preposterous. The Bible clearly tells us that only Jesus can guarantee our Salvation®

Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

That's why you should only tithe to Jesus' favorite church. Everything else puts yourself (and your eternal soul) at risk and is a waste of money. Let's repay the love He displayed on that cross

Jesus' favorite church? LMAO! You are all the biggest group of inbred outcasts. I've read thread after thread of judgmental closet homosexuals (not that there is anything wrong with whoever you're attracted to), but to be so afraid of life its self that you hate it . TH3R3 IS NO AFTERLIFE H3AVEN IS ON 3ARTH. INDULGE.666....666....666 REPENT?!SALVATION?! YOUR TIME IS NOW. YOU DONT WORSHIP CHRIST YOU WORSHIP A GODDAMN COLLECTION OF STORIES.
AND ON THE WORSHIP OF SATAN, YOU SHEEP ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGES THE EXISTANCE.
WOW! YOUR'E ALL...JUST WOW!!!
The thing is you are all to brainwashed and crucified to your mesiahs testicles to ever see the forrest for the trees.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-05-2009, 04:30 AM

Lay off the drugs, Mephisto. It shows.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-05-2009, 02:27 PM

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TH3R3 IS NO AFTERLIFE H3AVEN IS ON 3ARTH. INDULGE.666....666....666 REPENT?!SALVATION?! YOUR TIME IS NOW. YOU DONT WORSHIP CHRIST YOU WORSHIP A GODDAMN COLLECTION OF STORIES.

The number is 616 you deluded fool, 666 is a miscalculation.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-05-2009, 03:20 PM

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The number is 616 you deluded fool, 666 is a miscalculation.

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Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-05-2009, 05:13 PM

I am starting to think The Cult of Obama is the most dangerous False Religion. Obamaism is destroying the ability of our young people to think for themselves and use rational thinking to come to the sober conclusion that Rush Limbaugh and Wash O'Hanley have never ever been wrong in their lives.
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