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Old 04-20-2014, 01:02 PM
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Happy Easter!

Matthew 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.


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Lord Jesus, if you are reading this. I LOVE YOU AND I THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR DYING (for a little while anyway) FOR MY SINS!
Happy Easter, all!
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Today we not only remember the resurrection of Jesus Christ but also Adolf Hitlers birthday ("Führergeburtstag", still widespread celebrated in Germany when no stranger is present). Let's not forget that Hitler led a heroic fight against godless communism and jewish conspiracy!

It was a very festive day today, after church young and old had lunch together and everyone had an extra bratwurst with sauerkraut. Have a blessed and happy Easter everyone!
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But Hitler was a Mary-worshipping papist Cathlick!
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You're all wrong, easter is actually about weed. 4/20 blaze it swag yolo
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So I hear a lot of talk about this guy called "Jesus".Who is this character exactly? Ive been a Christian my whole life and this is the first ive heard about him. I though Mohammed was the son of god, but some of you are saying that its actually jesus.
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