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10-11-2006, 07:32 PM
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Sister, I hope you realise you are now damned to hell.
And I'm sorry to say my friend, you know, the FALSE Christian, says you're full of crap. What about REPENTING just before you croak?
God will forgive you, so we're told.
Although if I were God, you'd be going DOOOOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:39 PM
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Sister, I hope you realise you are now damned to hell.
And I'm sorry to say my friend, you know, the FALSE Christian, says you're full of crap. What about REPENTING just before you croak?
God will forgive you, so we're told.
Although if I were God, you'd be going DOOOOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!
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You are not God© neither do you show a Love of God©
I follow the words of Truth™ in our good Book The Holy Bible(KJV1611).
I shall be looking down on you while you writhe in an eternal Hellfire.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:41 PM
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Sister, I hope you realise you are now damned to hell.
And I'm sorry to say my friend, you know, the FALSE Christian, says you're full of crap. What about REPENTING just before you croak?
God will forgive you, so we're told.
Although if I were God, you'd be going DOOOOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!
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Does Andy in the hot Sister Talitha's example look REPENTENT™? Do you see a receipt from the Landover Church office anyware in that picture of that sinner? Open your mind to Jesus before your backside is open to Satan.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:43 PM
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I shall be looking down on you while you writhe in an eternal Hellfire.
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Writhing around with some hot nekked devil chicks, I hope!
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10-11-2006, 07:50 PM
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Writhing around with some hot nekked devil chicks, I hope!
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Certainly not!!
The Devil's Barbed Tallywhacker will find places that you never knew existed.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:51 PM
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Friend,
Does Andy in the hot Sister Talitha's example look REPENTENT™? Do you see a receipt from the Landover Church office anyware in that picture of that sinner? Open your mind to Jesus before your backside is open to Satan.
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Thank you!
I think you're hot too Brother Bobby-Joe.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 07:52 PM
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Certainly not!!
The Devil's Barbed Tallywhacker will find places that you never knew existed.
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Any hole is a goal hun
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10-11-2006, 07:56 PM
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Any hole is a goal hun
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You too will end up Writhing in the pits of Hell.
I on the other hand as a True Christian™ will be watching you from a safe place while you burn with the other Sinner.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 08:09 PM
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Thank you!
I think you're hot too Brother Bobby-Joe.
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Thank you Sister. It would be hard for a TRUE Christian™ man not to notice your enormous passion from Christ that seems to just burst from your very chest and rises buoyantly to heaven. Very appropriate to a restored virgin.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 08:15 PM
Brother-sister love? Man, is THAT ever wrong...!
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 08:56 PM
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Brother-sister love? Man, is THAT ever wrong...!
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Spiritual sister, not biological sister. We're in Iowa, not England friend.
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10-11-2006, 09:07 PM
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Spiritual sister, not biological sister. We're in Iowa, not England friend.
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Actually, I have screwed a lot of sisters. They just weren't mine!
And, for the record, Scotland is not England.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 09:22 PM
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Actually, I have screwed a lot of sisters. They just weren't mine!
And, for the record, Scotland is not England.
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Real people don't a sheep their sister.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 09:32 PM
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Actually, I have screwed a lot of sisters. They just weren't mine!
And, for the record, Scotland is not England.
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The Scots wear Skirts.
They all look like Women anyway.
Thankfully, Landover men are ALL MEN. Especially Bobby-Joe.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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10-11-2006, 09:41 PM
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Real people don't a sheep their sister.
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In ENGLISH, please, not retard?!
Oh, and for a bunch of people who are NOT racists, I'm pretty freaking sure Bobby-screws-his-sister's avatar is a little bit KKK.....!
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10-11-2006, 09:44 PM
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The Scots wear Skirts.
They all look like Women anyway.
Thankfully, Landover men are ALL MEN. Especially Bobby-Joe.
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It's called a Kilt, deary.
And yes, all Scots blokes look like women. Uh-huh. Name one? You know, just a general example of your oh-so-accurate misguided crap.
Funny, one of them said he was a eunuch earlier....!
And surely you shouldn't really know that Bobby-Joe is ALL man?? I mean, he IS your brother, is he not?
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 09:51 PM
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It's called a Kilt, deary.
And yes, all Scots blokes look like women. Uh-huh. Name one? You know, just a general example of your oh-so-accurate misguided crap.
Funny, one of them said he was a eunuch earlier....!
And surely you shouldn't really know that Bobby-Joe is ALL man?? I mean, he IS your brother, is he not?
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He's my Brother, yes. Brother in christ you ungodly mormon.
Just as I am his Sister In Christ©
Yes, some of our men are Eunuch, just as Christ© commands.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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10-11-2006, 09:54 PM
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He's my Brother, yes. Brother in christ you ungodly mormon.
Just as I am his Sister In Christ©
Yes, some of our men are Eunuch, just as Christ© commands.
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Uh-huh, sure he is.
Some of your men are Eunuchs? They're also equally frumpyfaces!
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 10:02 PM
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Uh-huh, sure he is.
Some of your men are Eunuchs? They're also equally frumpyfaces!
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That is Brother Born again Bob who is the eunuch for Christ sheep botherer.
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Re: Mom Pierced Her... -
10-11-2006, 10:03 PM
Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Praise The Lord©
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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