Landover Baptist Lounge Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!) |
|
Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
|
|
Posts: 14,181
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
|
|
Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-21-2014, 05:57 AM
I have heard that he drives with 3 members of the Vatican Boy's Choir in his back seat to sing, because "CD's don't sound as good."
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 04:34 AM
I've heard that he's wanted in several countries for crimes against God.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 120
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Hell. Roasting Eternally With The Dark Lord.
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 04:37 AM
I've heard he's known to "Maurlester" the boys that sing to him!
|
True Christian™ with a quiverful
|
|
Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 04:51 AM
I heard he was in Australia as a subpoened witness to the Royal Commission into Child Abuse.
|
|
Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
|
|
Posts: 14,181
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 07:27 AM
I hear at night he can be found in the sewers of the Vatican looking for souvenirs. He is that big of a fan of Pope Francis.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
|
|
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 08:00 AM
Someone told me he drives a 1968 Buick Wildcat covered in doll heads.
Weirdo.
|
True Christian™ with a quiverful
|
|
Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 08:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Someone told me he drives a 1968 Buick Wildcat covered in doll heads.
Weirdo.
|
I hope that's not one doll head for every choir boy conquest
|
|
Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 01:01 PM
He sells condoms to Africa.
His communion wine is real blood.
He has a boyfriend called Freddy.
He tapes all the confessions and sells them on Ebay.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 01:15 PM
Someone I know saw him headbutt a cardinal in Rome, for accusing him of being a closet heterosexual.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
|
|
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 01:24 PM
I heard he is the pope's personal choirboy.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
|
Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 01:41 PM
Rumour has it that he has longer nails than Cleopatra.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
|
|
PHD - Theophysicist Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 3,087
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In the Lamb's book of life
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 02:08 PM
I heard he was the first to "find" Pope John Paul I's body.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies |
|
|
The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 02:41 PM
I've heard he has impregnated several nuns and they in turn suffocated the babies and hid their dead bodies under the church.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 03:41 PM
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,450
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
|
Quote:
"...Blood-stained money, blood-stained power, you can't bring it with you to your next life. Repent. There's still time to not end up in hell, which is what awaits you if you continue on this path..."
|
Oh, that's piffling rich!
|
|
Serving Jesus
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 06:31 PM
He seems somewhat worldly, even for a Roman. I believe he may be involved with the Vatican Bank.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 06:53 PM
How old is he? Because they never caught the guy who strung up Roberto Calvi in 1982.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
|
|
Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
How old is he?
|
We are pretty sure he's about 95, but looks younger because he drinks choir boy bodily fluids.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
|
|
Serving Jesus
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 08:08 PM
That was clearly the work of the Jesuits.
Upon reflection, this Lester fellow talks like a Jesuit and doesn't seem to have much to do, even more so than the usual Roman priest. That seems like one of those spies who claims to be a cultural attaché who goes around to art shows and such, but is really up to no good.
I believe he is likely a Jesuit and thus knows the identity of the killers, if he is not one himself. That would explain why he comes to this site to vex honest Christians. Ignatius Loyola started up that cult to combat Christianity, which was then spreading throughout formerly Roman areas. That is still their focus. He is here to cause us troubles and vexations.
We should hunt him down and bring him to Jesus.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
|
|
Re: Rumors you have heard about Maurice Lester? -
03-22-2014, 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
That was clearly the work of the Jesuits.
Upon reflection, this Lester fellow talks like a Jesuit ....
|
Do you think so? I was under the impression that Jesuits were better educated in the art of argument. The Lester excrescence sounds more like someone from Opus Dei.
I obviously agree that we should hunt him down and bring him to Jesus, though! Or maybe just hunt him down.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|