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Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
06-19-2007, 12:07 PM
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Mr.Moofer, i not think Mr.Deaner from them appalay-chian mountins an that he have a dud leg but even if he is from there, it be nothin to be ashameds of, it just mean he lurve his family lots an lots
he provideds us wiv good insite into your nawty use of scriptures an you gotta takes your rebukin wiv good graces an a humble hart
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Hello petal, it's great to see you again. By the way, I have changed my opinion on cats: I believe that while some are guilty of "cleaning" themselves in lewd ways, others are fighting on the republican side in the global war on fornification. Take a look at this video of a kitty defending the virtue of a maiden from lustful advances:
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-23-2007, 09:10 AM
You didn't like Cat's before? Why not?
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-23-2007, 09:23 AM
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You didn't like Cat's before? Why not?
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i think Mr.Jeb not liked how kittys lurve to lickety-lick-lick-lickin themselfs , cuz it unbecomin of a true christain pet. but it be my beleif that kittys do that cuz they wanna be baptizeds, an by washin themselfs all over, all the times, they trys to get closer to lord Jesus
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-23-2007, 09:27 AM
Petal, Cats lick themselves to keep clean. They do not have hands like you or I do, so they can't wash in the same way either, the only choice they have is to use their tongue, which is why cats cough up hairballs, because they end up eating their own fur while trying to clean themselves on accident.
Dogs will even do it too, though not as often, Cats are more concerned about their hygiene.
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-23-2007, 09:51 AM
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Dogs will even do it too, though not as often, Cats are more concerned about their hygiene.
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it true, Mr.Joo! kittys wanna be clean all over but doggies are only innerested in washin thier bawls an then they roll in schmelly stuff
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
03-30-2010, 12:58 AM
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Petal, Cats lick themselves to keep clean. They do not have hands like you or I do, so they can't wash in the same way either, the only choice they have is to use their tongue
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Now wait one second. I've tried to wash cats and they never co-operate. Double amutees can't wipe their butts but you don't see them using their tounges. I think you're just being an apologist for self-abuse.
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-30-2010, 07:22 AM
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Double amutees can't wipe their butts
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How disgusting. Is it any wonder GOD refuses to heal them?!
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but you don't see them using their tounges.
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In this vile day and age, I wouldn't be surprised if cats are trained to perform this "service" for amputees: the Brown-Eye Cat, nefarious counterpart to the Seeing-Eye Dog.
Double amputees are an affront unto the LORD, as are their fluffy, raspy-tongued feline helpers.
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-30-2010, 07:25 AM
More proof that cats are evil.
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-30-2010, 12:42 PM
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Now wait one second. I've tried to wash cats and they never co-operate.
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that be true, Mr.Thurmond. when it come to takin a showers or a baths, kittys only co-operates wiv wickers
but a good republickan kitty just like that video kitty will behaves himselfs an do as he be tolded. an even tho that video kitty were defendin that ladys boobies from the bad man, i not thinks kitty be a pornstars
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-30-2010, 01:45 PM
A bad Liberal kitten will die every time a dirty sinner masturbates. Our father works in remarkable ways.
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-30-2010, 03:54 PM
Those kittens are definitely into the porn:
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-30-2010, 07:12 PM
I just don't trust them. They're sneaky, they move things around at night, they were domesticated by godless Egyptians...
They just can't be trusted.
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-30-2010, 11:53 PM
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they were domesticated by godless Egyptians...
They just can't be trusted.
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It's true that the Egyptians liked cats, I'll have to check with our creation scientists to find if such a thing as "domestication" exists. Sounds like evolution, with human selection in the place of natural selection - in short, just warmed-over Darwinism.
It's more likely cats identical to today's housecat were in the Garden of Eden, along with wild poodles and freaky goldfishes and all other so-called products of "breeding" aka "human selection".
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
03-31-2010, 02:15 AM
Domestication? I'm sorry brother, but that one I have to argue with you on. Of course domestication exists. All it means is that we've taken an animal from the wild and tamed it for our own purpose. Look at all the domesticated animals at the circus.
As for poodles, well maybe the hunting dogs of old
But I doubt the homer dogs of the last couple hundred of years existed then.
**sigh**
Homers have ruined so many good dog breeds in the last 100 years or so.
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
11-25-2011, 09:25 AM
DO NOT do a goodle image search for "freaky goldfish". It doesn't make any sense. I don't want it to make any sense. Just don't do it.
PS: If you can figure out WTF (why the piffle) WHY THE piffle?
PPS. Been off tyhr demon rum for 2.34 jhours now thanx you very much
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Re: Kittens: cuddly companions, or pint-sized pornstars? -
11-25-2011, 02:54 PM
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DO NOT do a goodle image search for "freaky goldfish". It doesn't make any sense. I don't want it to make any sense. Just don't do it.
PS: If you can figure out WTF (why the piffle) WHY THE piffle?
PPS. Been off tyhr demon rum for 2.34 jhours now thanx you very much
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