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The Comedy/Abstinence Stylings of Keith Deltano -
03-19-2007, 01:33 PM
Praise Jesus Brothers and Sisters! There is a light at the end of the tunnel. With Godly Men like Keith Deltano visiting the secular schools of America, we can rest assured that our youth are getting educated in the manner of Jesus. Keith brings abstinence home to all the boys and girls! After hearing Keith your kids will NEVER want to fornicate!! GLORY!!
There are, of course, joos and homers out there who have unfairly criticized Brother Keith. I think we all know communism when we see it.
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Christian Sex-Ed Lesson Criticized
Comedian Spreads Misinformation, Fear, Group Says
Christian comedian Keith Deltano used fear, shame and misinformation to spread his message about abstinence to students at three high schools in Loudoun County this school year, according to a critique by an organization that advocates comprehensive sex education.
"We were concerned that our kids were not being given the right information to make good decisions," said Kathy Hawes, president of Mainstream Loudoun, which advocates for the separation of church and state.
The critique of Deltano's performance at Dominion High was conducted by the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States. It included criticism of his decision to demonstrate the ineffectiveness of condoms against HIV by dangling a cinderblock over a male student's genital area. The group said the drill gave a message of fear and shame and misrepresented statistics about condom failure.
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Don't you just hate to see such a Godly Man persecuted like that? I know that I'll be keeping him in MY prayers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Comedy/Abstinence Stylings of Keith Deltano -
03-19-2007, 02:25 PM
The best part is -- WE PAID FOR IT Brother Deltano is just one of the Godly Abstinence Educators, who our blessed governement has been shoveling dollars at over the past few years. I think we're getting our money's worth. Quick note -- Brother Deltano's not a homer or pedophile, is he? just asking, and I think you know why.
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Re: The Comedy/Abstinence Stylings of Keith Deltano -
03-19-2007, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
I think we're getting our money's worth. Quick note -- Brother Deltano's not a homer or pedophile, is he? just asking, and I think you know why.
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Now Brother Lee, Brother Deltano was only trying to graphically illustrate a point about avoiding sin; sex is a gateway sin to homerism. It is well known that homers stimulate their partners by dropping cinder blocks on their tallywackers. As unbelievable as it sounds homers enjoy this. I have proof out it from my research. Remember the slide presentation I gave in Church about this very issue Brother Lee?
It starts by kissing girls and the next thing you know you are having some guy in leather droping bricks on you. It's that simple.
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Re: The Comedy/Abstinence Stylings of Keith Deltano -
03-19-2007, 05:13 PM
So let me see if I got this straight...
This guy is a Christian comedian who teaches our children abstinence by dropping cinder blocks on homer's choo-choo's? That is pretty funny; does he smack any of 'em around?
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Re: The Comedy/Abstinence Stylings of Keith Deltano -
03-19-2007, 06:33 PM
OF COURSE! Those homers .. who can keep up with their endless variety of revolting sexual practices. Still, I'm confused. Is it the "cinder-blocker" or the "cinder-blockee" who receives the sexual gratification from this particular practice?
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Re: The Comedy/Abstinence Stylings of Keith Deltano -
03-19-2007, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
OF COURSE! Those homers .. who can keep up with their endless variety of revolting sexual practices. Still, I'm confused. Is it the "cinder-blocker" or the "cinder-blockee" who receives the sexual gratification from this particular practice?
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My exhaustive research in homer practices indicate it is the "catcher", to use their terminology, who receives the pleasure, though one shudders at the level of depravity that one has to go to for this. Also the homer “dropers” seem to get their own, brutal, thrill. However we can be sure that Brother Deltrano experiences no such thing by threatening to abuse nubile young male tallywacker since he is doing The Lord’ Work®.
When a Christian has a young man writhing on the floor under him with the well being of the young man’s daddy stick in the Christian’s very hands the Christian only thinks of Christ.
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Re: The Comedy/Abstinence Stylings of Keith Deltano -
03-20-2007, 03:36 PM
It's about time there's a Christian comedian! What this country needs is some comedy that's clean, respectful of religion, and appropriate for family gatherings. Sure, Ann Coulter comes close, but she doesn't tell jokes so much as recite Republican policy talking points.
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