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Default Hi folks - 11-28-2014, 01:20 AM
This is brother Hawkins. I registered and introduced myself over a year ago but have been away on the Lord's business since. I just realized I last popped online to post here one year and one day ago exactly. Therefore a new intro is in order.

I have been a servant of the Lord for many years. I was saved as a young child who realized he was a corrupt sinner since a small child. I attend Crossway Baptist Church and travel from Florida to Texas to Tennessee on business. Someday, I hope to make deacon. The wife is an old dried up hussie, but I love her and pray for her daily.

I believe the KJV 1611 version of the Bible. Anyone who doesn't agree I refuse to speak to. I look forward to getting to enjoy fellowship with you brethren.

And God was displeased with this thing; therefore he smote Israel.
I Chron 21:7 King James Version (KJV)
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Default Re: Hi folks - 11-28-2014, 01:25 AM
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This is brother Hawkins. I registered and introduced myself over a year ago but have been away on the Lord's business since. I just realized I last popped online to post here one year and one day ago exactly. Therefore a new intro is in order.

I have been a servant of the Lord for many years. I was saved as a young child who realized he was a corrupt sinner since a small child. I attend Crossway Baptist Church and travel from Florida to Texas to Tennessee on business. Someday, I hope to make deacon. The wife is an old dried up hussie, but I love her and pray for her daily.

I believe the KJV 1611 version of the Bible. Anyone who doesn't agree I refuse to speak to. I look forward to getting to enjoy fellowship with you brethren.
back, dear! It's so lovely to see somebody who actually knows and respects the Holy Word of God. Would you mind reminding us, what is your favorite verse?

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Default Re: Hi folks - 11-28-2014, 01:37 AM
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back, dear! It's so lovely to see somebody who actually knows and respects the Holy Word of God. Would you mind reminding us, what is your favorite verse?
Well hello, dear sister.

It is hard to have a favorite since I love so many, but the one I find myself repeating the most often is I Tim. 5:20:

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20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
I have been known to throw things from the pulpit at times in righteous rebukes. Anything to get the message across. A second favorite might be Psalm 18:37-38:


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37 I have pursued mine enemies, and overtaken them: neither did I turn again till they were consumed.

38 I have wounded them that they were not able to rise: they are fallen under my feet.
It is hard to have a favorite of God's words.

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Default Re: Hi folks - 11-28-2014, 07:58 AM
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I believe the KJV 1611 version of the Bible. Anyone who doesn't agree I refuse to speak to.
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.It is hard to have a favorite (verse) since I love so many, but the one I find myself repeating the most often is I Tim. 5:20:

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Default Re: Hi folks - 11-28-2014, 03:44 PM
Welcome Back, Brother Hawkins.

You poor thing! No man should have to live with a woman that doesn't treat him well. She should be submitting to you and honoring you and providing you with soldiers for Christ. I admire your dedication, sir, in holding the marriage together in spite of this vile woman, whose very presence must create all sorts of unhappiness in your precious heart. It is so important to honor the vows that you spoke in the presence of almighty God, even when you'd probably rather tear her to shreds than look at her. The solemnity of marriage is without dispute.

Have you considered perhaps kicking her to the curb and finding someone else that will love you, respect you, honor you, and give you pie?

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