[Preacher1]

Man has failed the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, therefore, man has eternally forfeited the Earth, as well as the right to walk upon it! Also, upon the deliberate and intentional consumption of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, womankind immediately divorced both mankind and the Lord, went and married Satan the devil, and went from being man's helper to being Satan's whore!

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Preacher1

Man has failed the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, therefore, man has eternally forfeited the Earth, as well as the right to walk upon it! Also, upon the deliberate and intentional consumption of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, womankind immediately divorced both mankind and the Lord, went and married Satan the devil, and went from being man's helper to being Satan's whore!

I fear your theology is flawed, my friend. The Bible tells us otherwise.

[Ariel Adams]

Originally Posted by Preacher1

Man has failed the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, therefore, man has eternally forfeited the Earth, as well as the right to walk upon it! Also, upon the deliberate and intentional consumption of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, womankind immediately divorced both mankind and the Lord, went and married Satan the devil, and went from being man's helper to being Satan's whore!

May I inquire as to why you're asserting a claim regarding the Lord's will without first quoting scripture?

Genesis 2:17 tells us that the tree of knowledge cursed us with mortality and the capability of committing sin. It did not "forfeit our right to walk upon the Earth," as you claim.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Preacher1

Man has failed the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, therefore, man has eternally forfeited the Earth, as well as the right to walk upon it! Also, upon the deliberate and intentional consumption of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, womankind immediately divorced both mankind and the Lord, went and married Satan the devil, and went from being man's helper to being Satan's whore!

Dearest demon;

This is called the INTRODUCTION section for a reason. Please tell us your name, age, location and status in God's loving eyes, and I don't mean maybe.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

I feel offended, just reading that. I was just married yesterday to a wonderful, godly pastor, in a proper Baptist church! Excuse me! Women are needed and are part of the Lord's plan, after all, He created us so that we could make the men's lives easier. (Genesis 2:18). In addition, some women have made some massive advances of the Lord's plan (Book of Esther). Also, we are the reason there are good, white, God-fearing Christian soldiers for the Lord's army.

Angrily yours in Christ who changed and accepted the former prostitute (a woman!),
MRS. Elizabeth Johnson

[Preacher1]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

I feel offended, just reading that. I was just married yesterday to a wonderful, godly pastor, in a proper Baptist church! Excuse me! Women are needed and are part of the Lord's plan, after all, He created us so that we could make the men's lives easier. (Genesis 2:18). In addition, some women have made some massive advances of the Lord's plan (Book of Esther). Also, we are the reason there are good, white, God-fearing Christian soldiers for the Lord's army.

Angrily yours in Christ who changed and accepted the former prostitute (a woman!),
MRS. Elizabeth Johnson

Obviously, man has chosen the dark side on purpose. Man has chosen idolatry, greed, lust, and everything bad. But in the end, God Will Judge the ruined human race! And chances are, out of the hundreds of billions of humans that have ever walked the Earth, no more than maybe 300 will be accepted into Heaven. The rest will be thrown into Hell. And only there will they realize the true extent of the damage Adam and Eve did when they ate the forbidden fruit. And only then will mankind realize that, if the path to Heaven were as wide as an average sidewalk, the path to Hell would be as wide as the state of Montana!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Preacher1

...And chances are, out of the hundreds of billions of humans that have ever walked the Earth, no more than maybe 300 will be accepted into Heaven...

Then why does the Bible say that at least 144,000 will get in?

Oh, yeah, it's because you're full of shit. I keep forgetting that, sorry. Carry on.

[VictoryOS]

Saying a man shouldn't marry a woman sounds like queer talk to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Preacher1

Man has failed the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, therefore, man has eternally forfeited the Earth, as well as the right to walk upon it! Also, upon the deliberate and intentional consumption of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, womankind immediately divorced both mankind and the Lord, went and married Satan the devil, and went from being man's helper to being Satan's whore!

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Preacher1

Obviously, man has chosen the dark side on purpose. Man has chosen idolatry, greed, lust, and everything bad. But in the end, God Will Judge the ruined human race! And chances are, out of the hundreds of billions of humans that have ever walked the Earth, no more than maybe 300 will be accepted into Heaven. The rest will be thrown into Hell. And only there will they realize the true extent of the damage Adam and Eve did when they ate the forbidden fruit. And only then will mankind realize that, if the path to Heaven were as wide as an average sidewalk, the path to Hell would be as wide as the state of Montana!

Of course the Lord will judge and separate the True Christians from the false. And I'm working on my way to redemption. You mister, are on the path to hell; you do not follow the Bible, so you do not get to go to heaven.

[Piporman]

Nobody bans a Preacher and gets away with it! Anyone who dares ban a preacher is allready condemned to Hell!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Piporman

Nobody bans a Preacher and gets away with it! Anyone who dares ban a preacher is allready condemned to Hell!

Yeah, I'm gonna insist on some Scriptural backup on that one, cupcake.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Piporman

Nobody bans a Preacher and gets away with it!...

As clueless as ever, I see.

The preacher of unjustifiable, unsupported bullcrap above is quarantined, not banned.

Making multiple accounts in an attempt to evade censure is not only a bannable offense here, in many jurisdictions a criminal case could be made on mischief and harassment grounds.

The DOF pushes back, friend.

[Boorish]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Yeah, I'm gonna insist on some Scriptural backup on that one, cupcake.

Get out of here you nosey little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Moorish

Get out of here you nosey little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

You couldn't afford that, bitch.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Boorish

Get out of here you nosey little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

Just the sort of preacher we all want - an obnoxious abusive preacher

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

If you are a preacher sir, why are you not acting like a True Christian man, showing God's love. You are acting like a feminazi who is walking around whining that the world is unfair, but not doing anything to learn real fairness and justice (as found in the Bible)!