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Thumbs down Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 06:03 AM
Hi, me again, I would just like to say thanks, and congratulations, for driving away several good christians, like my former self, and converting them into Atheists!

Why Atheism, you may ask.
Because ALL religions are like this, people who go in WAY OVER their heads, and try to force their religion down their throats.
Just because someone breaks your rules, doesn't mean you should go out of your way to try and kill them (or worse).

I don't know about some of you, but I live in AMERICA, where nobody has to be a part of a specific religion.

It's okay to be Gay.
It's okay to be Black.
It's okay for Women to have their own voice.

It's NOT okay to force your beliefs on others.

I just hope some of you can look up from your false Bibles, and realize the harm you have inflicted on those around you because you are doing what a 2,000 year old book written by a man in the middle east.
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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 06:13 AM
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Hi, me again, I would just like to say thanks, and congratulations, for driving away several good christians, like my former self, and converting them into Atheists!

Why Atheism, you may ask.
Because ALL religions are like this, people who go in WAY OVER their heads, and try to force their religion down their throats.
Just because someone breaks your rules, doesn't mean you should go out of your way to try and kill them (or worse).

I don't know about some of you, but I live in AMERICA, where nobody has to be a part of a specific religion.

It's okay to be Gay.
It's okay to be Black.
It's okay for Women to have their own voice.

It's NOT okay to force your beliefs on others.

I just hope some of you can look up from your false Bibles, and realize the harm you have inflicted on those around you because you are doing what a 2,000 year old book written by a man in the middle east.
I am very sad for your choice to turn your back to God. You seem to be full of hatred and confusion. Your confusion manifests itself in empty accusations against True Christians™ - as if WE hated. We are doing our work for love. People have to see their evil ways to avoid Hell.

Your focus is on material earth. I really cannot understand that... 70-something years on the earth do not compare AT ALL to an eternity in damnation in the Furnace OR next to Jesus in heaven. Of course, this is all explained much better in the Bible:

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul ? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

What we tell is not comfortable to hear. God HATES SINNERS. It is dreadful but it is True™. It's all in the Bible, you know.

I'm praying for you!




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 07:05 AM
Now that I think about it, where is some hard physical evidencce of the stories in the Bible?

And don't just answer with "The Bible itself," because that is like saying God exists because I made it up.
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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 07:20 AM
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Now that I think about it, where is some hard physical evidencce of the stories in the Bible?

And don't just answer with "The Bible itself," because that is like saying God exists because I made it up.

The Bible is true because God says so:

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: that the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works." (2 Timothy 3:16-17)
Why do you need anything but the Bible?
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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 07:21 AM
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Now that I think about it, where is some hard physical evidencce of the stories in the Bible?

And don't just answer with "The Bible itself," because that is like saying God exists because I made it up.
Mr. Johnson, you are not the first to pose this question. For you and your fellow sinners I've prepared a nice standardized reply. Much more data can be found if you take the effort to actually search and read our voluminous materials.

You see, it takes an effort to gain the conditional love of Jesus.

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For your convenience, here's a summary of tangible FACTS that confirm the BIBLE, the ONE AND ONLY true WORD OF GOD!

1. Eyewitness testimony. There are the words of those people who actually lived and witnessed the events during Biblical times. Furthermore, lots of archeological evidence supports the Bible. For instance, there are descriptions of cities that have been confirmed with archeology. See also Genesis 10:11.

2. There is the testimony of us True Christians™. Our lives have been changed and these wonderful, awesome changes are consistent with SCRIPTURE! See also Luke 1:47.

3. Look at the prophecies in the Bible. They HAVE BEEN FULFILLED!! Daniel Chapter 2 predicted the Roman empire and much more. For reference, see Daniel 2:34.

4. There is a unique and miraculously consistent nature of manuscripts of the Bible during a time when there was only illiteracy, unreliable greedy scribes and slow methods of communication. See also Psalms 12:6.

5. There is a prerequisite of God for secular logic and science. In science, the satanic concept of evolution embraced by atheists, catholics and false Christians gives absolutely no possibility of a mind that could be trusted at all. How could quantum fluctuations in the alleged spacetime produce a mind that could RELIABLY examine anything?! If evolution were true, we would not be able to trust anything. The same for human, wordly logic. See also Ruth 2:12. Of course, the 'logic' of GOD IS BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION.
I hope this short summary helps to you re-gain your confidence in God, to repent and to avoid the undesirable fate of being consumed by hellfire.


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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 07:33 AM
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Isaiah 19:1 "The burden of Egypt. Behold, the LORD rideth upon a swift cloud, and shall come into Egypt: and the idols of Egypt shall be moved at his presence, and the heart of Egypt shall melt in the midst of it."

Egypt's still there.

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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 07:41 AM
Well, look at the little miracles in a person! Look at me, I was a hell-bound wretch and bratty little girl when I was five, but I've turned into a respectable, proper woman now!

"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-01-2014, 07:44 AM
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Now that I think about it, where is some hard physical evidencce of the stories in the Bible?

And don't just answer with "The Bible itself," because that is like saying God exists because I made it up.
What evidence do you need? God fills me every waking moment and when I'm asleep. That is all the evidence I need, and it should be all the evidence you need. I know that the Bible is true - every single word of it. How can it not be the most reliable source of fact ever written? Faith. It's all that's required. No facts other than the Bible exist. Faith is everything. Without faith, I would be nothing.

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Isaiah 19:1 "The burden of Egypt. Behold, the LORD rideth upon a swift cloud, and shall come into Egypt: and the idols of Egypt shall be moved at his presence,
and the heart of Egypt shall melt in the midst of it."

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Hi, me again, I would just like to say thanks, and congratulations, for driving away several good christians, like my former self, and converting them into Atheists!
Um, you're welcome? If you were genuinely a Christian and weren't just play-acting, don't expect to be welcomed back into the faith:

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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-02-2014, 12:44 AM
I have to agree with the OP.

It's not right to force beliefs on people.

Your belief is your choice.
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I have to agree with the OP.

It's not right to force beliefs on people.

Your belief is your choice.
You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.

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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-02-2014, 12:56 AM
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You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.
Is scripture literally the only thing you can read?

Do you have your empathy cells busted?

Can you not trust a sorcerer in training?
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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-02-2014, 01:02 AM
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Can you not trust a sorcerer in training?
Why should we? Do you expect us Christians to take any of your made-up woo seriously?

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Is scripture literally the only thing you can read?

Do you have your empathy cells busted?

Can you not trust a sorcerer in training?

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Just sayin'

God created fossils to test our faith.

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It's okay for Women to have their own voice.
Why do you hate your country?
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That is something Landover NEVER does: it advises people on the wishes of The Lord.

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I just hope some of you can look up from your false Bibles, and realize the harm you have inflicted on those around you because you are doing what a 2,000 year old book written by a man in the middle east.
I have reported this post as blatant racism. What, exactly is wrong with "Middle Easterners"?




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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-02-2014, 02:52 AM
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Why should we? Do you expect us Christians to take any of your made-up woo seriously?
Do you want woo?!

I'll give you woo.


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Sorcery is real, kids.
So is mental retardation, dear.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Congratulations, Landover! - 12-02-2014, 03:45 AM
And so is the fact you will go to Hell if you don't repent!

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Sorcery is real, kids.



It is good that you have kept your location a secret, as we are bid by God to deal harshly with witches. Our recent witch hunt produced mixed results. Many who had no bag are thirsty to redeem themselves.

Also, I don't doubt that your investigation is going badly. Your expulsion from this site will no doubt be a terrible disappointment, but it will pale to insignificance on the day you arrive in Hell.

Why don't you show Satan some of your magic tricks? He might find a special spot for you.

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