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Default Re: Hello! I wanna say something about me - 12-05-2014, 12:25 AM

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I feel it more of a dire chill of a hatred of magic.

And it is not a gooey ooze at all, it is a dry soul-rending gust.

It might be enough to ward faeries away from a 200-blip radius from the forum and a 100-mile radius from wherever he lives.

Only sorcery can fix him and allow him to feel the true power of magic.


I would never dream of judging another person, but I am definitely going to pray that you realize that all of your beliefs are wrong and nonsensical.
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Default Re: Hello! I wanna say something about me - 12-05-2014, 12:51 AM

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it is a dry soul-rending gust.
That, right there, is a wonderful use of English. You could have had a career as a street-preacher, a persuasive Pastor, an orator for Jesus, a scholar of Biblical rhetoric, or even an independent prophet of the Lord’s Word. Kudos, sir!

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I have infracted you for insulting a dear and much loved member of Landover.





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Default Re: Hello! I wanna say something about me - 12-05-2014, 02:19 AM

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That, right there, is a wonderful use of English. You could have had a career as a street-preacher, a persuasive Pastor, an orator for Jesus, a scholar of Biblical rhetoric, or even an independent prophet of the Lord’s Word. Kudos, sir!
Yeah. It is a shame most people speak in hashtag and Pewdiepie now.

Also, I don't know how sorcery-hate makes you accepted.
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Default Re: Hello! I wanna say something about me - 12-05-2014, 02:29 AM

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Yeah. It is a shame most people speak in hashtag and Pewdiepie now.

Also, I don't know how sorcery-hate makes you accepted.
Jesus accepts us.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

We don't crave anybody's else attention.
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Default Re: Hello! I wanna say something about me - 12-05-2014, 04:11 AM

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Jesus, folks.

No need to drive the -foul language- sorcery out me like it's some kind of dark plague.

You're using a nuke on an anthill.
How rude! Shut up with your cursing sorcery nonsense, save your soul, and read the KJV Bible! It will do an infinite amount of good in your life. "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" 2 Timothy 3:16 Also, don't take the Lord's name in vain! "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." Deuteronomy 5:11 You should really repent now!!!

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