[HateTheSin]

Name: Shedale Malone
Age: 20
Location: Georgia
Church: First Baptist Church
Favorite Bible Verse: (Rom 8:28: And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.

I have no kids nor do I have a wife, and I've turned my life around after about 4 years ago after having no religion since birth. My parents did not instill the Christianity faith within me, and I am still looking to be closer to Christ.

[Esther B.]

Welcome!

You've definitely come to the right place to get closer to Christ. If you haven't done so or started already, I would suggest that you read the KJV Bible from front to back and follow all of its teachings.

[HateTheSin]

Already on it. Thank you, kind woman.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

My parents did not instill the Christianity faith within me, and I am still looking to be closer to Christ.

Oh PRAISE JESUS! HE WILL NOT BE KEPT HIDDEN!

I am so sorry your parents didn't love you enough to share the Good News with you, but Praise God you followed your heart and found Jesus anyway! Tell us, how did you come to find the Light of Christ in this sick, depressing, evil, horrible world?

[HateTheSin]

This "sick, depressing, evil, horrible world" is exactly what motivated me to start my journey. I know there's better place , and I will do whatever is in my power to reach it. If Hell is worse than the earth we live on, why won't people wake up and accept The Lord into their hearts and follow his word exactly as it states in The Bible?

I do not want to be stuck burning in Hell with people who did not even attempt to find Christ.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

This "sick, depressing, evil, horrible world" is exactly what motivated me to start my journey. I know there's better place , and I will do whatever is in my power to reach it. If Hell is worse than the earth we live on, why won't people wake up and accept The Lord into their hearts and follow his word exactly as it states in The Bible?

I do not want to be stuck burning in Hell with people who did not even attempt to find Christ.

Well now I do not blame you one bit!

Which is actually why I'm surprised at your comment HERE.

[James Hutchins]

Welcome young lady. Why haven't any men wanted you? It it 'that smell'? When at Church, speak to some of the female Church elders.

Edit: I asked my wife, Mrs. Hutchins what her secret to always having the light piney scent. She told me a washcloth soaked in Pine-Sol in her bloomers.

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Well now I do not blame you one bit!

Which is actually why I'm surprised at your comment HERE.

Well, I can admit that I'm still very worldly and ignorant to a lot of things, but I'm am trying my best to grow out of it.

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Welcome young lady. Why haven't any men wanted you? It it 'that smell'? When at Church, speak to some of the female Church elders.

Edit: I asked my wife, Mrs. Hutchins what her secret to always having the light piney scent. She told me a washcloth soaked in Pine-Sol in her bloomers.

No, sir, I possess no foul odor. I feel as though I have to get myself right with the Lord first before I can give my heart to another.

And the Pine-Sol thing, I'm just asking an honest question here, but won't that cause infection?

[Brother Larry]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

Name: Shedale Malone
Age: 20
Location: Georgia
Church: First Baptist Church
Favorite Bible Verse: (Rom 8:28: And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.

I have no kids nor do I have a wife, and I've turned my life around after about 4 years ago after having no religion since birth. My parents did not instill the Christianity faith within me, and I am still looking to be closer to Christ.

GLORY GLORY GLORY! GOD has led you to the only place on the Internets with access to TRUE Christians. Yes, I said the only place. Sure, there are many impostors out there, but none are worth your time. I sought an opportunity to release the bonds that the papists had placed on my soul, and the LORD brought me here.

I confess that at first I was a fool. I have since learned that you can hide from other unsaved trash, but you can't hide from a True Christian. They (PRAISE JESUS) saw through my ring kissing facade and opened up a can of holy whoop-ass on my soul.

You mentioned you do not have a wife. Perhaps you have been involved in unnatural acts with other men? Landover is willing to help you put your unclean fornication behind you.

We love you!

Brother Larry

PS: Ask any of the True Christians here for information about starting your financial giving plan. "God loveth a cheerful giver!"

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Brother Larry

PS: Ask any of the True Christians here for information about starting your financial giving plan. "God loveth a cheerful giver!"

Friend,

Landover Baptist Church does not accept donations from unsaved trash

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Friend,

Landover Baptist Church does not accept donations from unsaved trash

I understand...

Maybe I'll be worthy one day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I see you've returned to our Godly forum. Please share with us what your walk with Christ Jesus has been. Have you found a Church and a wife by now?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Welcome! It is lovely to have someone who actually bothers to follow the instructions. If you have any questions, you can direct them to me, or if I cannot answer, to a suitable church elder. Praise the good Lord Jesus for bringing you hear! Luke 15:7 "I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance."

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Esther B.]

Welcome back and congratulations on becoming a member of the forums!

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I see you've returned to our Godly forum. Please share with us what your walk with Christ Jesus has been. Have you found a Church and a wife by now?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I did not know that this thread had been bumped. My apologies, sir, for not responding sooner. My walk with Christ has not been the easiest since not a lot of my family members don't actually agree with me straying away from Buddhism. However, by taking it one day at a time, I can say now that I know I've made the right decision by giving my life to Christ. Just because my family will burn in Hell, doesn't mean that I have to suffer the same fate.

As for finding a wife, I've asked the church members here for pointers. I haven't had the best of luck. Wanting to keep my virginity until marriage and uppity women have been deal breakers from both sides.

And don't worry, sir. These rules were designed to embody the Word of God. You don't have to worry about me breaking any

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Welcome! It is lovely to have someone who actually bothers to follow the instructions. If you have any questions, you can direct them to me, or if I cannot answer, to a suitable church elder. Praise the good Lord Jesus for bringing you hear! Luke 15:7 "I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance."

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

Thank you, Madame Johnson.

Originally Posted by Esther B.

Welcome back and congratulations on becoming a member of the forums!

Thank you, Madame Esther.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Hello, Hate the Sin!

Your first name is such an unusual one. Can you tell us of its origin? I hope these silly women haven't been throwing themselves at you once they learned of your lack of marital ties. Sometimes the weaker gender can behave so badly when an obviously strong, young, handsome, intelligent man comes in the room. I praise Jesus that you've found me -um- us, and that you are striving to deepen your relationship with our soon-coming King. Glory!

So, I hope you'll accept my welcome and my offer to have one of my famous pies at a store of mine near you. Many are located near hotels.

Yours in the Precious Name and Blood of JESUS,
NRL

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb

Hello, Hate the Sin!

Your first name is such an unusual one. Can you tell us of its origin? I hope these silly women haven't been throwing themselves at you once they learned of your lack of marital ties. Sometimes the weaker gender can behave so badly when an obviously strong, young, handsome, intelligent man comes in the room. I praise Jesus that you've found me -um- us, and that you are striving to deepen your relationship with our soon-coming King. Glory!

So, I hope you'll accept my welcome and my offer to have one of my famous pies at a store of mine near you. Many are located near hotels.

Yours in the Precious Name and Blood of JESUS,
NRL

Madame Lamb,

I have no idea of the origin of my first name, but I guess it would be my fault not to ask about it, either.

I have not had many women come to me about it, actually.
I do know how women can get, so it does not bother me much.

Lastly, I'd be delighted to have one of your pies. Do you have a list of locations?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Originally Posted by HateTheSin

Madame Lamb,

I have no idea of the origin of my first name, but I guess it would be my fault not to ask about it, either.

I have not had many women come to me about it, actually.
I do know how women can get, so it does not bother me much.

Lastly, I'd be delighted to have one of your pies. Do you have a list of locations?

I recommend my personal delivery service, dear. That way, you are assured that everything is moist, fresh, and satisfying. Why not call me at the number given in your private messages so we can arrange for this tasty treat. I hope you have a large appetite.

In Jesus,
NRL

[HateTheSin]

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb

I recommend my personal delivery service, dear. That way, you are assured that everything is moist, fresh, and satisfying. Why not call me at the number given in your private messages so we can arrange for this tasty treat. I hope you have a large appetite.

In Jesus,
NRL

Sure thing, Madame Lamb. I absolutely cannot wait to receive one.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Her pies are lovely. If you will take a suggestion from me, I'd advise against eating too much and save up for her pie; it's so tasty, my husband only ate her pie for the entire day!