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Angry 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-05-2010, 03:52 AM

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!


The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:
1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

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Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

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Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)
Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-05-2010, 03:56 AM

God hates the what now?

I've never heard of the whatever islands.


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They don't even have a flag?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-05-2010, 07:22 AM

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They don't even have a flag?

They Do, not a very imaginative one but a flag non the less

Now this is a flag...


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 04-16-2011, 10:41 AM

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They Do, not a very imaginative one but a flag non the less

Now this is a flag...
Well the faroese flag just shows the we are part of the nordics xD
and the second image could neever be taking in the faroe island, you know xD
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Being an expert in the field of international flags, I can assure you the correct flag is being used now.

It's amazing by the way how few people are experts in this field. Many people do not even seem to know what the flag of their own country, the country they live in, looks like! Truly amazing.


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Being an expert in the field of international flags, I can assure you the correct flag is being used now.

It's amazing by the way how few people are experts in this field. Many people do not even seem to know what the flag of their own country, the country they live in, looks like! Truly amazing.

An expert? You mistook the Danish flag for the Finnish...
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Being an expert in the field of international flags, I can assure you the correct flag is being used now.

It's amazing by the way how few people are experts in this field. Many people do not even seem to know what the flag of their own country, the country they live in, looks like! Truly amazing.
are you a retard cranky old man ????
calling yourself an expert, and then say that the faroese flag is the icelandic one ? are you freaking serious ???
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Being an expert in the field of international flags, I can assure you the correct flag is being used now.

It's amazing by the way how few people are experts in this field. Many people do not even seem to know what the flag of their own country, the country they live in, looks like! Truly amazing.
haha!!! expert my ass that is the Icelandic flag! get your facts strait before claiming to be a so called expert!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 02-03-2014, 12:21 AM

exuse me mr. expert? I live in the faroe island, and that is wrong.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-13-2010, 05:32 PM

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I'm not exactly sure, but I think this is the right one:

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And James Dewitt, what is the relevance in your post, you son of a bitch. Of course, I know my own countrys flag, but looks like the big christian Brother Alex do not!
Show some manners, friend, and get your facts straight.

This is the Icelandic Flag:



This is the Faroese Flag:



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That's the Finnish flag, dumbass. Pshh, smarter than Einstein? What a joke.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 09:04 PM

First off all, I want to thank you all for a good laugh.
I am from the Faroe Islands, which fyi is a very christian country. Thought that I should give you guys some information, because you all clearly misunderstood something.

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people.

Wrong, the country is acculy called Føroyar, the name Faroe Islands was given by the Brittish during an invation during WWII. The name Føroyar has none religious meaning what so ever.

2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities.

Wrong again, the Faroese people do not have any above average health problems what so ever, eaven though that we are a small country.

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark.

Nope, not even close, the faroese goverment is accaly older than the American. We are a state under Denmark, before that, under Norway.
Much like the United States were under multable European countries from start.

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark.

Christianity is the main religioun in the Faroe Islands, our countries laws are mainly dictated from the bible, and accaly have a higher percentage of christians that for example the United States.

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator.

Wrong again, we have two national holidays, and neighter of them are Onan's voka. We have a flag day and Ólavs-søka named after the king of Norway (about year 1000) who brought christianity to the Faroe Islands.

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances.

Nope, we have a national danse, sure, but that has nothing to do with satanic believes what so ever.

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday.

Alcoholism is a growing problem all over the world, but we have a relative small amount of alcoholics. The Faroese goverment is one of the strictest regulations against alcohol in the world, there are only 5 stores in the country where you can purchase alcohol, and you have to be 18 to do so.

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality.

Guess what, wrong again. The ram has nothing to do with bestiality. It's just an animal, like you americans have an eagle.
By the way, I find your ignorance hatred quite alarming, casting on a country and culture that you know so little about, and quite frankly alarming that your first thought, when you see a ram, is bestiality.

And by the way, this is the Faroese flag.

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Wink Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 02-02-2014, 01:32 PM

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I'm not exactly sure, but I think this is the right one:

Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Think twice before you tell lies.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 02-02-2014, 01:45 PM

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<profanity removed> Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! <personal abuse removed>
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It is generally considered polite to introduce yourself before you start mouthing off here. Please start your own introductory thread in the Introduction Forum.

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