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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 05-15-2012, 05:38 PM

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Where in the bible can you read about God hates? What about John 3:16?
Where shall we start

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."

and of course
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

and then there's
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."

and
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."

and
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

and
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

and one of my favourites:
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 05-15-2012, 05:39 PM

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Hi. Just wanna tell everyone here that all those "facts" are nonsense. Im from the Faroe Islands, and almost everyone here LOVES Jesus Christ!!

Where in the bible can you read about God hates? What about John 3:16?
What about it? Do you believe in Jesus Christ? Really believe in Him? In His every word?



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Angry Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 05-27-2012, 08:43 PM

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I'm not exactly sure, but I think this is the right one:

That's the Finnish flag, dumbass. Pshh, smarter than Einstein? What a joke.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 09:04 PM

First off all, I want to thank you all for a good laugh.
I am from the Faroe Islands, which fyi is a very christian country. Thought that I should give you guys some information, because you all clearly misunderstood something.

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people.

Wrong, the country is acculy called Føroyar, the name Faroe Islands was given by the Brittish during an invation during WWII. The name Føroyar has none religious meaning what so ever.

2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities.

Wrong again, the Faroese people do not have any above average health problems what so ever, eaven though that we are a small country.

3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark.

Nope, not even close, the faroese goverment is accaly older than the American. We are a state under Denmark, before that, under Norway.
Much like the United States were under multable European countries from start.

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark.

Christianity is the main religioun in the Faroe Islands, our countries laws are mainly dictated from the bible, and accaly have a higher percentage of christians that for example the United States.

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator.

Wrong again, we have two national holidays, and neighter of them are Onan's voka. We have a flag day and Ólavs-søka named after the king of Norway (about year 1000) who brought christianity to the Faroe Islands.

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances.

Nope, we have a national danse, sure, but that has nothing to do with satanic believes what so ever.

7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday.

Alcoholism is a growing problem all over the world, but we have a relative small amount of alcoholics. The Faroese goverment is one of the strictest regulations against alcohol in the world, there are only 5 stores in the country where you can purchase alcohol, and you have to be 18 to do so.

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality.

Guess what, wrong again. The ram has nothing to do with bestiality. It's just an animal, like you americans have an eagle.
By the way, I find your ignorance hatred quite alarming, casting on a country and culture that you know so little about, and quite frankly alarming that your first thought, when you see a ram, is bestiality.

And by the way, this is the Faroese flag.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 09:09 PM

If you're so "Christian" there, then why do you speak in a Satanic language with all those "o's with a line through them"? Only through learning AMERICAN can you hopeless souls find even the slimmest path to redemption. You sound like Scandanavian commie scum to me.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 09:57 PM

what does language have to do with anything .. ?

fyi, it's not a satanic language, it's the Faroese language, based on the old nordic language, your ancestors language

Let me ask you guys a question, where do you thing you Americans come from ?

Before 1492 when Columbus reached there .. ?
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what does language have to do with anything .. ?

fyi, it's not a satanic language, it's the Faroese language, based on the old nordic language, your ancestors language

Let me ask you guys a question, where do you thing you Americans come from ?

Before 1492 when Columbus reached there .. ?
Americans were the only Godly American Patriots in Europe. We left that filthy Hellhole to escape persecution and came to the New World to bring salvation to the savages here and teach them to work for a living. Unfortunately, we were also followed by false American liberals, who wanted to spread European memes of laziness and slothfulness across the world.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 10:36 PM

Home school, no, I went to a public school and then business school.

And it sounds to me that you really need to pick up a book, there were not any americans before america, there were Europeans looking for a faster route to India who stumbled on America by accident.

And later on, many more joind in because the vast amounts of gold.

It has nothing to do with religion or persecution.
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Home school, no, I went to a public school and then business school.

And it sounds to me that you really need to pick up a book, there were not any americans before america, there were Europeans looking for a faster route to India who stumbled on America by accident.

And later on, many more joind in because the vast amounts of gold.

It has nothing to do with religion or persecution.
Son, one day you will look back on this experience, and blush when you realize how unbelievably stupid you really are.

Even your public schools in Iceland would inform you that the Pilgrim fathers went to colonize NORTH AMERICA precisely because of religious persecution. If you spent less time sodomising reindeer and more time reading the Bible, we would all get along better.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 11:00 PM

First of all, I'm Faroese, and have nothing to do with Iceland.

Secundly, there are no raindeer here.

I'm qurious, were do you get your information from ?

I am still waiting on a single fact to be placed in this discussion
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First of all, I'm Faroese, and have nothing to do with Iceland.

Secundly, there are no raindeer here.

I'm qurious, were do you get your information from ?

I am still waiting on a single fact to be placed in this discussion
Son, whatever wildlife you choose to rape over there in the Furrow Isles is of no interest to decent Christian folk.

Why not go on and introduce yourself here.

Tell us about how Jesus planted His seed in you, and about your favorite verses from the Holy Bible.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 11:24 PM

Why this fixture about raping animals .. ?

I have not, during this discussion, written anything to deliberately insult anyone, and yet, you continue with this ignorant nonsense.

The bible teaches us to love, and yet, you continue with insults.

And just to get it out of the way; I do not have sex with animals.
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Why this fixture about raping animals .. ?

I have not, during this discussion, written anything to deliberately insult anyone, and yet, you continue with this ignorant nonsense.

The bible teaches us to love, and yet, you continue with insults.

And just to get it out of the way; I do not have sex with animals.
Friend, the Bible (with a capital B) teaches us to love some things, and hate and condemn others.

Since you are so fixated with bestial acts, being from the Furrow Ices, here is what God has to say about it:

"Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." Exodus 22:19

"Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion." Leviticus 18:23

"And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:15-16

"Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen." Deuteronomy 27:21

I think it's quite clear that Jesus doesn't command us to "love" people like that, don't you?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-13-2012, 11:58 PM

Again with the bestiality ...

Anyways, who are you to say that you are better than us ?

For what gives you the right to make such a judgment? What do you have that God hasn't given you? And if everything you have is from God, why boast as though it were not a gift?
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Again with the bestiality ...

Anyways, who are you to say that you are better than us ?

For what gives you the right to make such a judgment? What do you have that God hasn't given you? And if everything you have is from God, why boast as though it were not a gift?
You know, we got more fish in our rivers than you, and bigger ones, too.

We got more wild game, and better, American, guns to shoot it with.

We got taller mountains and bigger lakes, prettier flowers and stronger trees.

That's not in the USA, son. That's not even in the state of Missouri. No, see, that's just in my backyard.

You ask me what makes us better than you? It simple, boy. It's because Jesus loves us the most, that he gives us the best, and the most, of everything.

Maybe one day you can save up enough Furrovian dollars to come visit the USA. If you wear a clean shirt and mind your manners, we might just let you through customs.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-14-2012, 12:15 AM

read Luke 14:11

Nope, I do not have any plans to leave this place, as it was put by National Geographics; this is the last paradise on earth.
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read Luke 14:11

Nope, I do not have any plans to leave this place, as it was put by National Geographics; this is the last paradise on earth.
Son, you quote Luke 14:11 at me, and I quote it right back at you, with verses 12-14 included:

"For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted. Then said he also to him that bade him, When thou makest a dinner or a supper, call not thy friends, nor thy brethren, neither thy kinsmen, nor thy rich neighbours; lest they also bid thee again, and a recompence be made thee. But when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind: And thou shalt be blessed; for they cannot recompense thee: for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just."

Now, isn't your claim about the Pharaoh Ices just a bit of you exalting yourself?

Let me tell you something, the workforce started on my new property just this morning. Now, when it came to lunchtime, I made sure all the men were properly fed. I made no discrimination between messicans, nigras or Irish. All were welcome at my table, and for a minimal deduction from their generous wage packet. I will do the same this evening, when they break at ten o'clock for a light, but nourishing, supper of gruel.

It's how I was raised, mister, and you'll do well to remember that.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-14-2012, 12:35 AM

pharaoh .. ?
I am not from Egypt, but from the Faroe Islands - North Atlantic - North Europe ....
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 11-14-2012, 12:41 AM

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pharaoh .. ?
I am not from Egypt, but from the Faroe Islands - North Atlantic - North Europe ....
Well, which is it? North Atlantic, an ocean, or Northern Europe, a landmass?

Who brought Egypt into it?

You claim to read National Geographic, son, but doesn't that jig publication even teach you about geography? You are pretty confused about these matters, boy. Egypt is in North Africa. Okay?

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