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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-02-2013, 05:11 PM

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Post Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-10-2013, 02:58 PM

For the first : I am 14 years old, i live in The Faroe Islands, and have much more knowledge about The faroes. Okay? with so far?

for the first thing you wrote: If to carry an other mans name is a crime then make is illegal, okay? dont just whine about others....take action yourself

2nd thing you wrote : yes we are only 50.000 people and we dont suffer many more mental or physical disabilities like over in the states.

3rd thing you wrote : Official government? we have decided that it would be the best for the country. and yes we have a queen, what is the problem of that?

4th thing you wrote : there are about 90 % christian people on the Faroes, we
dont hate god, we have 4 hours a week learning about him in school.

5th thing you wrote : The national holiday is called "Ólavsvøka" of the great normans king "Ólav". Not "Onans voka"

6th thing you wrote : satanic chants and dances? what? its about the faroese history. it was told in songs and rhymes back then, and now its become a tratition.

7th thing you wrote : and Our alcohol problems are NOT high, we have much stricter law about, for examplem, driving, than the United states

8th thing you wrote : Our coat of arm is a sheep, why ? because we have lived of that though out many years.

Why are the United states not on the list of "The Cruel lands" ?
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4th thing you wrote : there are about 90 % christian people on the Faroes, we
And what type of "Christians"? Lutherans aren't Christians, they are the type of people who elects gay injuns as biships

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...ishop/2380737/
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-18-2013, 05:57 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-21-2013, 12:22 PM

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This is the Faroe Islands.

The Faroe Island (Fårö in eskie-talk) is that little island between Sweden and Russia, a bit half commie and half eskimo, home of infamous atheist film maker and porn pervert Ingmar Bergman. I am pretty sure that God hates The Faroe Island as much as He hates the Faroe Islands, though.



Lol, that is the Faroe Islands.. that is also something else.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-21-2013, 12:31 PM

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Brother Alex is from Iceland!
Sooo... Brother Alex doesn't know his own flag (the icelandic flag, which is used)



That ISN'T the Faroese flag. OVER AND OUT!!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-21-2013, 12:51 PM

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According to Brother Cranky, our flag expert, the flag I used is the correct one
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-21-2013, 12:56 PM

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And what type of "Christians"? Lutherans aren't Christians, they are the type of people who elects gay injuns as biships

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...ishop/2380737/
Once more USA has shown their real identity. They say "they are so perfect" but still it's only in USA where such events occur.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-25-2013, 04:02 PM

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For the first : I am 14 years old, i live in The Faroe Islands, and have much more knowledge about The faroes. Okay? with so far?
Hi little buddy
I know you feel offended by the truth God puts in front of you about your country, but it happens to most of the people who have not accepted our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ, because he makes us humble and opens our eyes for to see all of the things that are wrong in this earth.

You're very young, which is good. Never take your youth for granted, it's the best time to praise God! I hope you don't get offended once more (which is probable, if you're possessed by the evil right now ), but I want to try to explain a few points.

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for the first thing you wrote: If to carry an other mans name is a crime then make is illegal, okay? dont just whine about others....take action yourself
It is not about carrying a mans name that makes it wrong, it's the fact that the Pharaon Islands, where you live, carry the name of a man who was ruthless and despised us. How would your parents feel if you, one day, called your children for "Satan" or "Analsex"?

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2nd thing you wrote : yes we are only 50.000 people and we dont suffer many more mental or physical disabilities like over in the states.
It's a historical fact that many people in the Pharaos suffer from a strange condition called CTD (Connective Tissue Dissease). You might want to read about it
This happens because of the very few people who lived there for a couple of 100 of years ago, had to procreate with each other, due to the lack of good transportation to the outside world. The pagans who lived there had only slave- and orgy-boats to travel to other parts of Europe, which also were not led by God in his true spirit, so the people always kept growing, but within themselves. In short, inbred and incest.
Leviticus 18:6 - None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover [their] nakedness: I [am] the LORD.

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3rd thing you wrote : Official government? we have decided that it would be the best for the country. and yes we have a queen, what is the problem of that?
You are just strengthening my brother Alex's point. You people have DECIDED that you don't want to have an official government out of slothery. You've also condemned yourselves:

Deuteronomy 17: 14-15:
“When you come to the land that the Lord your God is giving you, and you possess it and dwell in it and then say, ‘I will set a king over me, like all the nations that are around me,’ you may indeed set a king over you whom the Lord your God will choose. One from among your brothers you shall set as king over you. You may not put a foreigner over you, who is not your brother.


The queen of Denmark is a foreigner who loves gay marriage and anal sex, therefore... Yeah, the point proves itself, thanks to God's knowledge.

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4th thing you wrote : there are about 90 % christian people on the Faroes, we
dont hate god, we have 4 hours a week learning about him in school.
Brother Ex-Viking already replied to this.
You're not following a sheepherd, you're following a wolf in sheep clothes, false prophets.

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5th thing you wrote : The national holiday is called "Ólavsvøka" of the great normans king "Ólav". Not "Onans voka"
Even worse, you're worshiping a pagan king who ate babies and most likely masturbated to men too, not worse than Onan, the famous biblical masturbator.

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6th thing you wrote : satanic chants and dances? what? its about the faroese history. it was told in songs and rhymes back then, and now its become a tratition.
Historical fact again: The rest of the nordic countries, when under the rule of God, banned all forms of ring-dance, which are pagan celebrations, therefore satanic.

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7th thing you wrote : and Our alcohol problems are NOT high, we have much stricter law about, for examplem, driving, than the United states
I'm sorry to prove you wrong again, but I've heard hundreds of stories of young kids who graduate from 9th grade (When they're just a few years older than you!) who get completely drunk and fornicate with their sisters and friends. In your national holiday, is it a lie that most of the people, after marching through the city, get drunk at the local bars? Is it a lie that most of the male population drink to celebrate pretty much everything?

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8th thing you wrote : Our coat of arm is a sheep, why ? because we have lived of that though out many years.
Deuteronomy 7:5
But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven imageswith fire.

God does not like worshiping or even making images, my friend.

Now, as a sealing stone, you might want to know that I've been to the islands a few times myself, mostly for preaching and because I enjoy the nature created by the Lord. I do not enjoy how much sin there is, but oh well... I can only try to help people like you, simply do God's will.

I will pray for you, and have a great day
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-27-2013, 10:56 PM

Bwahahahhahahahaha
I gotta say, with all these places god hates,then he really is a hard man to please.
And if he didn't want people to do certain things then he shouldn't have made them so darn pleasant.
And another thing, I somewhat hope that I go to hell, there'll be plenty of BBQ's with all that fire, and you get to be educated by the finest people down there.
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...I somewhat hope that I go to hell, there'll be plenty of BBQ's with all that fire...
Except that YOU are the BBQ.

Have you read the Bible yet?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-27-2013, 11:43 PM

jup, and I don't enjoy the bible for anything but burning it! I am truly a non believer, for many a person have tried to convert but none succeeded, my demons grip on me is too strong, and I do so enjoy our conversations.
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Bwahahahhahahahaha
I gotta say, with all these places god hates,then he really is a hard man to please.
And if he didn't want people to do certain things then he shouldn't have made them so darn pleasant.
And another thing, I somewhat hope that I go to hell, there'll be plenty of BBQ's with all that fire, and you get to be educated by the finest people down there.
Friend, you need to realize there are thousands of places in the world. God does not hate them all. Stop being so narrow minded and open up your eyes.
You atheists are all so narrow minded. It is a wonder you do not just wander out into traffic. Ever heard of 'free will'?
Sure. Go to Hell, get your BBQ pork pulled


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 12-30-2013, 10:51 PM

1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
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Sorry, the name of my country comes from the 80.000 sheep, the catholics that enter the islands some 1700 years ago.
A lot of words origins from the oldnordic word for sheep "fár". So I have to disapoint you: Faroe Islands means "The Sheep Islands".
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2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities.

This really was breaking news. If this was a reality, how can it be possible, that we have a very well educated youth, we do have a high avarage IQ etc.
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3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government

We have got the oldest parliament in the world, Føroya Løgting, so this is not true.
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4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes.

The number of christians in the Faroes is larger than any other country, compared to the number of inhabitans.
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6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances.

Really, who told you this, because this is a secret to me and the entire population. Witchcraft was practised in the Viking Period some 1000 years ago, but today there might be 2 or 3 people practising witchcraft on the islands.
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7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands.

Alcoholism is a decreasing problem.
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8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality.

No, it refers to the sheap, the main food on the islands.



This is our flag.

Next time, I hope you will see to do some real thorough research and instead of telling people some fairy-tale, you will tell people who we really are.

I can tell, that you never have set your footh on faroese soil, but instead copepasted some very poor information from the internet.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 12-30-2013, 10:58 PM

Do you all marry sheep, like the godless New Zealanders?
And are you related to Lyddia? She keeps calling us all "ewes", so she is obviously a sheep buggarer too.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 12-30-2013, 11:00 PM

Here we are:



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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 12-30-2013, 11:06 PM

Sorry, once again: HERE WE ARE
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(Føroyar = Faroe Islands)
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 12-30-2013, 11:10 PM

Absolutely accurate and serious! A bit scary though, that most of the persons replying here aren't seeing this as awful place as stanic.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 12-30-2013, 11:19 PM

"Fár" (old word for sheep) danish/norweigian = "Får",

"Fárasjúka = mumps (t.d. mumps is an unpleasant disease) (parotitis epidemica)

"Fár = Før" like in "førlús" = sheep tick (Melophagus ovinus)

So there is no doubt where the name Føroyar (Faroe Islands) derives from.
That the english name for "Føroyar" could have some connection to the Egyptian Farao, has nothing to do with the original name.

In Faroe Islands we calle the United States of America for "Amerikansku Sameindu Statirnir", but this has nothing to do with "Sam" or "Samurai" - or has it???

UN is called "Sameindu Tjóðir" and the faroese word for "a thief" is "Tjóvur", but this doesn't mean, that UN is United Nations of Thieves. Or does it??
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