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Default Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! - 02-01-2011, 09:01 AM

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This stuff is all about loving wives. If my husband didn't love me, he wouldn't care what I did or didn't do.

Husbands correct out of love, but you liebrals can't understand the difference between correction and abuse.
Agreed. I keep my wife off the internet and in the house and church because I love her. I wouldn't want her fragile mind to be infected by the internet or the outside world. What about that do you sinners not understand?
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Default Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! - 03-18-2011, 05:47 AM

Wow.. i weigh 250 im not over weight i dont over eat and im not a fatty... maybe you ment 230... and why is this thread only about at woman there are plenty of over weight men too bahaha.. but then again i live by my bible where i know it is not right to judge others because it is not my place.

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Default Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! - 03-20-2011, 05:59 AM

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Wow.. i weigh 250 im not over weight i dont over eat and im not a fatty... maybe you ment 230... and why is this thread only about at woman there are plenty of over weight men too bahaha.. but then again i live by my bible where i know it is not right to judge others because it is not my place.

oh you wonderful True Christians you are my entertainment for the day...
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but if you're under 7 feet tall you're a fatty at 250 pounds, that's enormous!


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! - 04-22-2011, 10:13 PM

Well, I just landed here by chance (thanks to Google), but I must say that I found this thread pretty entertaining: a nice mix of deadpan humor, satire/parody, and apparent sincerity. Thanks to all.

In an effort to reciprocate, for those with some free time I recommend reading the original Lysander Spooner's "Deist's Reply." (You can find it easily with Google; I recommend the edition at the Online Library of Liberty--that one has far fewer typos than other versions.) It's a hoot.
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Default Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! - 01-22-2012, 08:15 PM

You seem to get more for the pound in USA!


I agree - my wife could fart for Jesus!!!!
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Default Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! - 01-22-2012, 11:00 PM

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In an effort to reciprocate, for those with some free time I recommend reading the original Lysander Spooner's "Deist's Reply." (You can find it easily with Google; I recommend the edition at the Online Library of Liberty--that one has far fewer typos than other versions.) It's a hoot.
Indeed it was! It's amazing the lengths to which Deists will go to try to convince themselves that the God of the Bible isn't watching them.

I found it here, and it was endlessly entertaining!


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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