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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 06-02-2009, 04:05 PM

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Have you developped a stutter friend?

No, we are the LBC church. If you look up, you'll be able to see that.
No, I had not stuttered but I had seen where your 'head of security guy' Bobby Joe has the Knight of the Ku Klux Klan Symbol as his avatar, so I was just curious.


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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 06-12-2009, 06:44 PM

This is why this forum is being attacked.
(The post I found in a locked thread below)

Apparently you find this acceptable and perfectly fine to beat upon your women especially pregnant ones. Yes, men are all big and bad when they beat upon those weaker then them. How strong and brave you all are.

Then when someone who disagrees with you and rightfully says they would kick your ass for beating up a pregnant woman, you tell them your reporting them to the authorities? Well let me assure you, I am going to make sure this site and it's crazed members are going to be on the FBI's hate site list.

This place is disgusting and demeaning to many types of people. If anything this site is just as bad if not equal to a cult following Manson.

So if this Pastor wants to report people to the FBI, I am sure they would be VERY interested in a site such as this. Not to mention any feminists, women or gay rights activists and whatever other groups that will petition for your server or domain host to be brought down permanently.

Have a nice day.

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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
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heh kinda awkward you would Google a 17 year old boy..and just because im 17 doesn't mean i couldn't kick the shit out of you, but you should know this since my profile does include that im from east st. Louis..and i don't intend to play the internet "warrior" since logic is non-existant on this thread i don't have a need to show any itelligence..

kinda wierd how you think im dumb when you have no idea what i have amounted to..go google my iq and then tell me im dumb..
Your threats have been passed along to the proper authorities, punk. After the feds get done with you, Jesus is going to wad you up and toss you into the flames of hell. And I can't wait to watch!
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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 06-14-2009, 03:57 PM

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Isn't PandusRPple another one of Satan's demon servants, like Beelzebub, or Beavis and Butthead?



Nor am I surprised that PBS had something to do with it. Isn't that station owned by the Clintons?

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You quoted a forbidden book there!! depictions of the devil and his followers are just as wrong as those of the Lord! There are actually persons who would gain sympathies after seeing pictures like this. I agree that these persons are not good Christians in the first place but we shouldnt encourage them either.

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I dont think we should attack others because of their beliefs or race, in the end they will see for themselves who gives them His final judgement.
Unless ofcourse, like in this case of your site being attacked, they act as the aggressor. 'All means necessary' should be used to defend ourselves against the heathen in such a case.


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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 06-14-2009, 04:09 PM

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[...]I dont think we should attack others because of their beliefs or race, in the end they will see for themselves who gives them His final judgement.
This is a typical lieberal attitude; it is the equivalent of saying, "Oh, let him continue sinning, God will condemn him to the eternal torture and darkness that is hell."

Thus, when God says that you shall only worship Him, He is giving a command that will save your soul.

So, enough with this stupidity of "Oooo... let them do what they want, I'm cool with diversity." God is NOT "cool with diversity"!

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Unless of course, like in this case of your site being attacked, they act as the aggressor. 'All means necessary' should be used to defend ourselves against the heathen in such a case.
Tards may not break through The Armor of God - Landover is safe from all attack, we have placed our Faith™ in The Lord of Hosts.

Oh, and BTW, you look like a Damned Catlick!





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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 06-16-2009, 04:37 PM

You sir, are going straight to Hell

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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 06-19-2009, 08:06 AM

It is allways the uneducated that attack.
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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 07-14-2009, 05:33 PM

Panda's are vegetarians.


They do not eat kittens. Kittens are soul stealing demons sent by the devil himself anyway, why wouldn't you want that scum destroyed?
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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 07-14-2009, 05:38 PM

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Panda's are vegetarians.


They do not eat kittens. Kittens are soul stealing demons sent by the devil himself anyway, why wouldn't you want that scum destroyed?
So why are they classed as Carnivores?

Idiot.



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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 07-14-2009, 05:42 PM

Cats kill penguins, therefore they are OK.


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Landover Forum Attacked! - 09-22-2009, 12:15 AM

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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