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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 02:46 PM

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I shudder! Men should be taught about sex when they're 21 by their father or pastor . . . till then, they had better keep their gun in it's holster! Women should only be taught by their husband and then only what he wants them to know.

Silly girl! The more a woman knows about her own body and her partner's body, the more pleasure they both get from sex.
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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 03:05 PM

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Silly girl! The more a woman knows about her own body and her partner's body, the more pleasure they both get from sex.
That is the problem, you just think sex is about pleasure. It is not, it is about making babies for Jesus. Considering that thousands of un-conceived perish each sexual act, even when the woman is impregnated, I don't see what is there to enjoy. It takes a very cold heart to take pleasure at mass murder.



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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 03:14 PM

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That is the problem, you just think sex is about pleasure. It is not, it is about making babies for Jesus. Considering that thousands of un-conceived perish each sexual act, even when the woman is impregnated, I don't see what is there to enjoy. It takes a very cold heart to take pleasure at mass murder.

If sex isn't supposed to be pleasurable, then why does it feel good?
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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 03:27 PM

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If sex isn't supposed to be pleasurable, then why does it feel good?
So the man doesn't just abandon the woman out of sheer disgust from her endless nattering.



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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 03:40 PM

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I guess in your mind that explains why it feels good to the man. But if the man does it right, it also feels good to the woman.
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 04-12-2007, 03:43 PM

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 03:58 PM

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I guess in your mind that explains why it feels good to the man. But if the man does it right, it also feels good to the woman.
And? Since when did any reasonable person care about that?


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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 04-12-2007, 04:07 PM

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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 04:10 PM

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And? Since when did any reasonable person care about that?
Any reasonable woman would care. Let's face it, if sex isn't good for the woman, the man is going to hear, "Not tonight, Honey." an awful lot.
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Any reasonable woman would care. Let's face it, if sex isn't good for the woman, the man is going to hear, "Not tonight, Honey." an awful lot.
If that were the case, that woman would lose an awful lot of teeth very fast.


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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 04:20 PM

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If that were the case, that woman would lose an awful lot of teeth very fast.
So you think it's ok to beat up a woman because she won't have sex with you? I guess you figure it's ok to rape her after you beat her up?
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So you think it's ok to beat up a woman because she won't have sex with you? I guess you figure it's ok to rape her after you beat her up?
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

God loves His children; but He also reserves the right to use brutal violence against us if He feels we're not being submissive enough. Why should husbands be any different?


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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 04:29 PM

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Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

God loves His children; but He also reserves the right to use brutal violence against us if He feels we're not being submissive enough. Why should husbands be any different?

Husbands who hit their wives sometimes find things hotter between the sheets than they ever imagined possible.
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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 04:34 PM

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That's something I've never understood either. I mean why do women fake orgasms? Does it somehow make them feel more complete?
Since I am not an immoral atheist, I do not plagiarise, and so I will admit it was someone other than me who pointed out that, with the energy they waste faking orgasms, they could be doing something useful, like housework. As I see it, faking orgasms just proves how selfish and lazy women are, once again.


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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 04:39 PM

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That's something I've never understood either. I mean why do women fake orgasms? Does it somehow make them feel more complete?
Women who fake orgams do so in order to avoid embarassing men who can't give them real ones. It protects fragile male egos.
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Women who fake orgams do so in order to avoid embarassing men who can't give them real ones. It protects fragile male egos.
Shoot, thanks for clearing that up. Why would anybody be embarassed about it?
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Default Re: Books to BAN or BURN! - 04-12-2007, 05:07 PM

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Shoot, thanks for clearing that up. Why would anybody be embarassed about it?
REAL men actually care about pleasing their bed-partner. If all you'e worried about id your own orgasm, then all you're really doing when you hae sex is jerking off into a woman instead of your hand.
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