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Default Hello - 02-25-2012, 05:53 PM

Hi, my name's Justin M. Anderson. I am 18 years old, born and raised a Christian.
I've always done my very best to be a good son to my father and to God but things have been difficult recently. For some time now I've been harboring these strange feelings for my guy friend and didn't know what to make of it. It was starting to get better after he confessed that he (sort of) felt the same way and after being consoled by a female friend of mine I thought I've finally realized who and what I am.
But then my father caught me and my guy friend being intimate and he was understandably outraged by my behavior. He chased my friend off and beat me for several days straight and he refuses to drop the cane and talk to me in a volume lower than 100 decibels until he's beaten this 'thing' out of me.
After speaking to our local pastor, my parents are now considering sending me to a therapist who specializes in psychiatric treatment of my kind of illness but they said that wouldn't be enough and that the change must come from within and start with me accepting and initiating this change, and I heartily agree. My father is now making me read the Bible out loud every night as part of my rightful punishment (aside from the beatings). I intend to do my part in my search for redemption, so I've been looking for additional ways to aid me in this regard. The girl friend I mentioned earlier directed me to this website and thus far, I've found the company and words of my fellow Christians here comforting.
I saw some introductions here include their favorite verses. Mine used to be
Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the thoughts that I think toward you,saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end"
but now it's Leviticus 20:13, since my father etched it into my forearm. I'm not saying this to play the victim, I truly like this verse now since to me its cut represents a turning point in my life.
I am ashamed of the things I've done to hurt my family. I am ashamed of me straying away from the path of righteousness laid out by the Almighty Father.
So much so that there were times when I felt like breaking down while I'm praying in front of the altar in our home, reciting the holy words of the bible as per instructions of my father. Even now, I am shaking and the only thing keeping me from crying is the voice of my father in my head reminding me of how a real man should conduct himself.
If it's not too much to ask, please pray for me my brothers and sisters.
I know I've done something unforgivable but I hope that my small acts of repentance will lessen the stain I've put on my family's name.

a child and brother who has lost his way,
Justin
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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2012, 06:02 PM

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Hi, my name's Justin M. Anderson. I am 18 years old, born and raised a Christian.
I've always done my very best to be a good son to my father and to God but things have been difficult recently. For some time now I've been harboring these strange feelings for my guy friend and didn't know what to make of it. It was starting to get better after he confessed that he (sort of) felt the same way and after being consoled by a female friend of mine I thought I've finally realized who and what I am.
But then my father caught me and my guy friend being intimate and he was understandably outraged by my behavior. He chased my friend off and beat me for several days straight and he refuses to drop the cane and talk to me in a volume lower than 100 decibels until he's beaten this 'thing' out of me.
After speaking to our local pastor, my parents are now considering sending me to a therapist who specializes in psychiatric treatment of my kind of illness but they said that wouldn't be enough and that the change must come from within and start with me accepting and initiating this change, and I heartily agree. My father is now making me read the Bible out loud every night as part of my rightful punishment (aside from the beatings). I intend to do my part in my search for redemption, so I've been looking for additional ways to aid me in this regard. The girl friend I mentioned earlier directed me to this website and thus far, I've found the company and words of my fellow Christians here comforting.
I saw some introductions here include their favorite verses. Mine used to be
Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the thoughts that I think toward you,saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end"
but now it's Leviticus 20:13, since my father etched it into my forearm. I'm not saying this to play the victim, I truly like this verse now since to me its cut represents a turning point in my life.
I am ashamed of the things I've done to hurt my family. I am ashamed of me straying away from the path of righteousness laid out by the Almighty Father.
So much so that there were times when I felt like breaking down while I'm praying in front of the altar in our home, reciting the holy words of the bible as per instructions of my father. Even now, I am shaking and the only thing keeping me from crying is the voice of my father in my head reminding me of how a real man should conduct himself.
If it's not too much to ask, please pray for me my brothers and sisters.
I know I've done something unforgivable but I hope that my small acts of repentance will lessen the stain I've put on my family's name.

a child and brother who has lost his way,
Justin
I'm not sure which is more shocking to me:

1. the fact that you have a female friend, or

2. The fact that your father, who seems like an otherwise Godly man, put a mark on your body in direct violation of Leviticus 19:28.

At any rate, it is possible to Pray the Gay Away© and I'm living proof of it!



Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2012, 06:07 PM

Coming to Landover Baptist church was the best thing you could do!

Nobody leaves LBC a queer.

Nobody.



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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2012, 06:36 PM

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I'm not sure which is more shocking to me:

1. the fact that you have a female friend, or

2. The fact that your father, who seems like an otherwise Godly man, put a mark on your body in direct violation of Leviticus 19:28.

At any rate, it is possible to Pray the Gay Away© and I'm living proof of it!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
In his defense, he was overcome by righteous anger at the time and he probably felt that saying the words alone wasn't enough to make me understand.
I have a few female friends, most of whom are very affectionate. I should've known something was wrong with me when I couldn't return the same level of affection for any of them.
Thank you for your advise Mr. Smyth, I really appreciate it. It's heartening to know someone who has overcome the same difficulty that I'm having now.

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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2012, 06:58 PM

Welcome young man. As an ex-homo all too familiar with the disastrous consequences of deciding to be queer, I am here to help you. Just how filthy was the "intimacy"? Was there any degree of penetration or fluid exchange with the other sissy? I will need to know before deciding which approach is best to forever eliminate your desire for man-flesh.

Please begin reading my 12-Steps Out Of Sodomy program and be honest with yourself.

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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2012, 08:33 PM

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Coming to Landover Baptist church was the best thing you could do!

Nobody leaves LBC a queer.

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I can attest to this.

Even though I was straight to begin with I can no longer watch any kind of team sport involving men at all.

Now I have to sit through women's gymnastics, beach volley ball and and darts. It is frankly rubbish but if Jesus could put up with being on a cross, I can watch women jumping around a lot rather than real sport.

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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2012, 09:31 PM

If you are not yet attracted to any particular woman you should regard it as a blessing. Now you have time and money to spend on yourself. Find comfort in 1 Corinthians chapter 7. With time you will get more knowledge and confidence in your own person. God wants you to become a leader. Too many relations today have the woman in charge.

The gay community is very aggressive and their goal is to make young men insecure about their sexual preferences. Young women can also be rude, if you don't show the behaviour of a sailor when around them, they might tell you that they think you are gay. But be 100% sure that you are created a man, and God doesn't make any mistakes. Homosexuality is a symptom. It can be cured.


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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2012, 11:03 PM

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Welcome young man. As an ex-homo all too familiar with the disastrous consequences of deciding to be queer, I am here to help you. Just how filthy was the "intimacy"? Was there any degree of penetration or fluid exchange with the other sissy? I will need to know before deciding which approach is best to forever eliminate your desire for man-flesh.

Please begin reading my 12-Steps Out Of Sodomy program and be honest with yourself.

In Christ
Brother Harold, thank you for that very detailed 12 step program. It definitely echoes what my parents have been lecturing me on these past few days. Although I must admit I feel a slight discomfort at having to acknowledge very specific things about my dark experience, I realize that this is something I must go through if I am to be cleansed.
Perhaps I can do that in a more private manner?

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Thank you Pastor Ezekiel. I'd like that very much.

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I can attest to this.

Even though I was straight to begin with I can no longer watch any kind of team sport involving men at all.

Now I have to sit through women's gymnastics, beach volley ball and and darts. It is frankly rubbish but if Jesus could put up with being on a cross, I can watch women jumping around a lot rather than real sport.

Jesus guides my hand.
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I pray he guides mine too. This is so unexpected. I find it surprising how many men there are out there who've had homosexual experiences. Especially those that managed to overcome it.

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Your words give me hope. It's still just a small spark right now, but every little bit helps. Thank you sir.
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I pray he guides mine too. This is so unexpected. I find it surprising how many men there are out there who've had homosexual experiences.
The rampant gay agenda is rife with pernicious predatory penetration of lithe young men. Clean limbed and wholesome youths are a magnet for the sodomite. Even though I have absolutely never had any first hand experience with gaysexual liaisons I make sure I know what not to do in such exquisite detail that I believe I'm relatively safe from penile penatrative predation.

My witnessing revolves around stopping the gaysex deathstyle from spreading.

Read the bible (KJV1611), don't be gay= a ruddy good start.

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Default Re: Hello - 02-26-2012, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Justin Anderson View Post
I have a few female friends, most of whom are very affectionate. I should've known something was wrong with me when I couldn't return the same level of affection for any of them.
Don't be too hard on yourself, child. Perhaps you couldn't return the same level of affection because you aren't loose with your affections like the trampy girls who hang around you. As a mother of a large brood of children, many unfortunately female, I can tell you with absolute conviction, True Christian™ gals aren't slutty, flaunting their young, supple bodies on hormonal men (Galatians 5:19-21). They are ever practical. Perhaps your father is praying for God to deliver a godly gal to your family for you to court. Be patient, friend.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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