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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-03-2013, 08:33 PM

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Please understand i will NEVER conform to your beliefs..
It really makes me sad that you are so openly against Christ.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

I truly pray for you.
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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-03-2013, 08:44 PM

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Why is God's name would you want to homosexually love your son?

That would be incest and rape (anal). Your just sick

People like you disgust me, you make me sick.

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you miss read me... i said would you love your gay son... it was clear what I said...
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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-03-2013, 08:52 PM

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you miss read me... i said would you love your gay son... it was clear what I said...
I don't have a gay son. That's very insulting, young lady

I have a Nephew as many people know but he is not gay.

Just what is your obsession with the gaywise?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-03-2013, 09:41 PM

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Can anyone really take their theological perspective from a man who made his living acting like a bumbling retard?

This is a man who wilfully glorified sloth and stupidity while playing that detestable "Mr Bean" character. He taught kids that you could set yourself up for life by feigning a spastic disability and just not thinking. I have no doubt that he has personally played a part in the spread of made up atheistic "conditions" like "autism". Great rolemodel.


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Can anyone really take their theological perspective from a man who made his living acting like a bumbling retard?

This is a man who wilfully glorified sloth and stupidity while playing that detestable "Mr Bean" character. He taught kids that you could set yourself up for life by feigning a spastic disability and just not thinking. I have no doubt that he has personally played a part in the spread of made up atheistic "conditions" like "autism". Great rolemodel.
autism is made up??? sir... i am autistic.. you have insulted me and many many friends of mine... you are a fool who has no idea what autism truly is... And I can also say the same thing about Christianity and every abomination its caused. the crusades, the Spanish inquisition, the list goes on.
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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-04-2013, 03:24 AM

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autism is made up??? sir... i am autistic.. you have insulted me and many many friends of mine... you are a fool who has no idea what autism truly is... And I can also say the same thing about Christianity and every abomination its caused. the crusades, the Spanish inquisition, the list goes on.
Well, friend, have you ever seen "autism"? Can you take a picture of it and show it to me? Can you find a Bible verse which suggests the existence of "autism"?

The fact is, even if you could do one of those things, you probably wouldn't. You autistics are all the same. Lazy scroungers looking for a disability handout from my wage packet. You make me sick.

I'm guessing you're an atheist too. I suggest you look at these enlightening pieces by Sister Etheldreda and Brother Cranky, respectively, which explain why autism is a fabrication of atheism:

Autism - the New Gay
Atheism and autism are the same sickness! (With Indisputable Scientific Proof!)


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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-04-2013, 12:09 PM

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autism is made up??? sir... i am autistic.. you have insulted me and many many friends of mine... you are a fool who has no idea what autism truly is... And I can also say the same thing about Christianity and every abomination its caused. the crusades, the Spanish inquisition, the list goes on.
Oh dear, I can see another schoolyard shooting coming.

What is it about you people that you always have to go and shoot your schoolmates?

That's not very nice, is it?

Why don't you try reading a Bible (KJV 1611, of course), it would help you rid yourself of your imaginary affliction.

I will pray that you don't shoot anyone.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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I will pray that you don't shoot anyone.
That is a wonderful expression of Christian charity. Just in case your prayers are not enough, I will pray that, when he does start shooting, that no Christians are injured.


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Are you saying god is wrong?
John 13:34“A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."

God tells us we should not feel hate with others. nor race nor, creed, no belief. We are all children of god. We are all loved by god. so we must all love each other.
No, is by definition correct. It is you who are wrong when you cherry-pick Word to suit your own deluded sense of morality. Since you obviously have better things to do than actually read the Holy Book that lies at the core of the religion you claim to follow, perhaps this sermon by Pastor Sampson will more expediently help you understand why you are wrong.

Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?


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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-05-2013, 06:56 AM

Psalm 14:1
14 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.



This is all i need to know atheists are bad (and ).

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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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I feel really happy to be just like your god... a Jewish Zombie
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Default Re: The Truth About New Atheism - 12-12-2013, 05:58 PM

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I feel really happy to be just like your god... a Jewish Zombie
So you shuffle around looking for unleavened brains or what?


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Better zinger than cristian
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Oh dear, I can see another schoolyard shooting coming.

What is it about you people that you always have to go and shoot your schoolmates?

That's not very nice, is it?

Why don't you try reading a Bible (KJV 1611, of course), it would help you rid yourself of your imaginary affliction.

I will pray that you don't shoot anyone.
You are the most evil man i have ever met. God save your soul.
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You are the most evil man i have ever met. God save your soul.
I would also like to add how Jesus gave his life for the weak and the meager. the poor and the starving. He gave his life for people like those who suffer autism. By hating them, you hate on Jesus.
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how could people who claim to be the children of god claim i will murder people just becuse im autistic? Dont you see the evil in this? dont you see you are all going in hell for looking down autistic children?
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how could people who claim to be the children of god claim i will murder people just becuse im autistic? Dont you see the evil in this? dont you see you are all going in hell for looking down autistic children?
Retards have a long history of sudden, violent outbursts. Lots of them are murderers. You can't blame us.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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