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Default Vbulletin - 03-01-2008, 08:23 AM

I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.

Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS

So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion

And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-01-2008, 08:39 AM

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I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.

Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS

So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion

And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
You are a fast little troll running around here. I think we should feed you.



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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-01-2008, 09:15 AM

We cant feed him. He eats babies, and drinks there blood.


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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-01-2008, 09:21 AM

I had my hopes up for spiritual food.



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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-01-2008, 09:30 AM

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I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.

Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS

So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion

And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
Wrong friend, like America Vbulletin was prestolen by Satan to mock Jesus. We just reclaimed what was supposed to be ours all along.



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I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.

Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS

So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion

And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
ARE YOU CRAZY??
When God Created V-Bulletin it was in preparation for us True Christians™ to be able to pass on the Truth about Salvation.

The Jooz stole the Code which was originally written on Stone Tablets.
They then sold it to the highest bidders claiming it to be their own.
Typical Joo behavior.



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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-01-2008, 03:14 PM

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ARE YOU CRAZY??
When God Created V-Bulletin it was in preparation for us True Christians™ to be able to pass on the Truth about Salvation.

The Jooz stole the Code which was originally written on Stone Tablets.
They then sold it to the highest bidders claiming it to be their own.
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Computer code written on stone tablets? LMAO!


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Computer code written on stone tablets? LMAO!
What did you expect them to write it on?



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What did you expect them to write it on?

They wouldn't have written it at all, because computers hadn't been invented yet.


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They wouldn't have written it at all, because computers hadn't been invented yet.
Well, they had no Mains Electricity. That's more to the point.

As it was God who wrote the Code don't you think he realized that?
What use would the Code have been if it had been written on a Blue Ray DVD Disk?
They would have used it as a Bird Scarer and we'd have been left with no Code.

Writing stuff down on Stone Tablets meant that it was ready for True Christians™ to find later. Unfortunately, the Jooz stole it before we found it.

What is the matter with you?



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Well, they had no Mains Electricity. That's more to the point.

As it was God who wrote the Code don't you think he realized that?
What use would the Code have been if it had been written on a Blue Ray DVD Disk?
They would have used it as a Bird Scarer and we'd have been left with no Code.

Writing stuff down on Stone Tablets meant that it was ready for True Christians™ to find later. Unfortunately, the Jooz stole it before we found it.

What is the matter with you?
You believe computer code was written on stone tablets 2500 years before computers were invented and you ask what's wrong with ME?


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You mean like the pythagorean theorem?


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You mean like the pythagorean theorem?

The Pythagorean Theorem is not a computer program, it's a formula for finding side lengths of right triangles. The ancients knew what triangles were.


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But it was written on stone tablets, right?


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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-02-2008, 09:51 PM

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But it was written on stone tablets, right?

More likely parchment.


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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-02-2008, 10:39 PM

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More likely parchment.................
.................Copied from Stone Tablets originally written by God.



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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-02-2008, 10:50 PM

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I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.

Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS
That's just implausible. At least try to sound vaguely believable. I mean, Arabs actually being constructive and making something? Pull the other one, it's got bells on.


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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-03-2008, 03:13 AM

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Default Re: Vbulletin - 03-03-2008, 04:44 AM

All things are born of Him, who created All.

And that includes vBulletin.

That which is necessary for the work of the Christ, let it be received and made holy in His name.

And that includes vBulletin.

For did not the Israelites seize what was good and mete from the stores of the Canaanites they conquered? And did the Lord not command them in that endeavor? Did not you notice that the rule "i before e except after c" does not work with the word seize? What's up with that? It's weird. AARRRRGH! "Weird"! There's another one!

But I digress.

Just as Judas was necessary for God's great Plan, so were the foreign devils who coded vBulletin necessary. Everything has its place. Everything works as a cog or pawl or catchwheel or lagtooth in God's mighty Creation. Yes. Everything.

In China an 8-year-old boy entered the hospital after suffering six months of headaches and vomiting. A brain scan found multiple cerebral hemorrhages. Then, 26 days after his admission to the hospital, a flatworm crawled out of his right eye.

His brain was being chewed apart by parasitic flatworms. They were identified as Fasciola hepatica, which normally infect the liver.

God preserved these flatworms in the family of Noah. Otherwise they would have perished in the unforgiving waters of the global sea during the Flood. Just another cog in God's great Creation.

So you see, all things are of Him, and no thing is superfluous to His great Plan.

I might note in passing that the Chinese boy was not a Baptist.

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